Friday, October 31, 2014

((( TIP TOE THROUGH THE TULIPS: TINY TIM )))







Tiptoe through the window
By the window, that is where I'll be
Come tiptoe through the tulips with me

Oh, tiptoe from the garden
By the garden of the willow tree
And tiptoe through the tulips with me

Knee deep in flowers we'll stray
We'll keep the showers away
And if I kiss you in the garden, in the moonlight
Will you pardon me?
And tiptoe through the tulips with me


*Absolutely Ridiculous
New Karaoke Song
Complete with fart noises




Wednesday, October 29, 2014

((( LAY LADY LAY )))





Lay lady lay
Lay across my big brass bed
Lay lady lay
Lay across my big brass bed

Whatever colors you have in your mind
I show them to you and you see them shine

Lay lady lay
Lay across my big brass bed
Stay lady stay
Stay with your man a while
Until the break of day
Let me see you make him smile

His clothes are dirty but his, his hands are clean
And you are the best thing that he's ever seen

Stay lady stay
Stay with your man a while

Why wait any longer for the world to begin
You can have your cake and eat it, too
Why wait any longer for the one you love
When he's standing in front of you

Lay lady lay
Lay across my big brass bed
Stay lady stay
Stay while the night is still ahead

I long to see you in the morning light
I long to reach for you in the night

Stay lady stay
Stay while the night is still ahead


*New Karaoke Song



((( THE BEATLES: ANNA )))





Anna, you come and ask me girl
To set you free, girl
You say he loves you more than me
So I will set you free
Go with him
(Anna)
Go with him
(Anna)

Anna, girl, before you go now
I want you to know now
That I still love you so
But if he loves you more
Go with him

All of my life
I've been searching for a girl
To love me like I love you
Oh, now

But every girl I've ever had
Breaks my heart and leaves me sad
What am I, what am I supposed to do?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Anna, just one more thing girl
You give back your ring to me
And I will set you free
Go with him

All of my life
I've been searching for a girl
To love me like I love you
But let me tell you now

But every girl I've ever had
Breaks my heart and leaves me sad
What am I, what am I supposed to do?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Anna, just one more thing girl
You give back your ring to me
And I will set you free
Go with him
(Anna)
Go with him
(Anna)
You can go with him girl
(Anna)
Go with him


*New Karaoke Song



((( BIG BAD JOHN )))





Big John
Big John

Ev'ry mornin' at the mine you could see him arrive
He stood six foot six and weighed two forty five
Kinda broad at the shoulder and narrow at the hip
And everybody knew, ya didn't give no lip to Big John

(Big John, Big John)
Big Bad John
(Big John)

Nobody seemed to know where John called home
He just drifted into town and stayed all alone
He didn't say much, he kinda quiet and shy
And if you spoke at all, he just said, "Hi" to Big John

Somebody said he came from New Orleans
Where he got in a fight over a Cajun Queen
And a crashin' blow from a huge right hand
Sent a Louisiana fellow to the Promised Land, Big John

(Big John, Big John)
Big Bad John
(Big John)

Then came the day at the bottom of the mine
When a timber cracked and men started cryin'
Miners were prayin' and hearts beat fast
And everybody thought that they'd breathed their last, 'cept John

Through the dust and the smoke of this man made shell
Walked a giant of a man that the miners knew well
Grabbed a saggin' timber, gave out with a groan
And like a giant Oak tree, he just stood there alone, Big John

(Big John, Big John)
Big Bad John
(Big John)

And with all of his strength he gave a mighty shove
Then a miner yelled out, "There's a light up above"
And twenty men scrambled from a would-be grave
Now there's only one left down there to save, Big John

With jacks and timbers they started back down
Then came that rumble way down in the ground
And then smoke and gas belched out of that mine
Everybody knew it was the end of the line for Big John

(Big John, Big John)
Big Bad John
(Big John)

Now they never reopened that worthless pit
They just placed a marble stand in front of it
These few words are written on that stand
At the bottom of this mine lies a big, big man, Big John

(Big John, Big John)
Big Bad John
(Big John)

(Big John)
Big Bad John


*New Karaoke Song



Tuesday, October 28, 2014

((( GRANDIO SO )))




VOCO - Direkte Restauration | VOCO GmbH




LETTER TO MY DENTIST:

Dear Dr K,

Since it comes from the company website I believe this is the OFFICIAL safety data sheet for BPA-free Grandio So:

http://www.voco.com/en/products/_products/GrandioSO/sdb-Grandio-SO-E-rev_00-120810.pdf

I just spoke with a representative of the company and he says the safety data sheet contains any dangerous substances

THE GOVERNMENT HAS OFFICIALLY DETERMINED ARE DANGEROUS

Since the government has not OFFICIALLY determined the chemical BPS is dangerous even if it is in Grandio So it will not be listed.

http://www.infowars.com/corporations-add-equally-toxic-bps-to-bpa-free-products/

THAT COULD CHANGE ANY DAY, but as it now stands, Grandio SO has been on the market for a few years and no one has exhibited any adverse reactions from it.

After speaking with the representative I now feel it all comes down to what we choose to believe. No matter where you may go on the Internet there are all sorts of conflicting opinions on many diverse subjects. We have to weigh out the evidence and finally decide...WHAT WE CHOOSE TO BELIEVE because we cannot be absolutely certain about the things we have not personally verified.

My conversation with the Grandio SO representative has been very enlightening for me. What he taught me has wider ramifications than just the Grandio SO product. It expands to encompass EVERYTHING I choose to believe in life; religion, politics, GMO, fluoride, etc, etc, etc....

So, I choose to believe Grandio SO is, at least, one of the very best BPA free composite fillings material available. If this is what you have ordered I also choose to believe that with your many years of experience, as a dentist, you are more than qualified to remove these amalgam fillings and replace them with Grandio SO.

I choose to have faith in you, Dr K. So let's schedule an appointment, okay?


Thanks,



Monday, October 27, 2014

((( SIXTEEN TONS )))







Some people say a man is made outta mud
A poor man's made outta muscle and blood
Muscle and blood and skin and bones
A mind that's a-weak and a back that's strong

You load sixteen tons, what do you get
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store

I was born one mornin' when the sun didn't shine
I picked up my shovel and I walked to the mine
I loaded sixteen tons of number nine coal
And the straw boss said "Well, a-bless my soul"

You load sixteen tons, what do you get
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store

I was born one mornin', it was drizzlin' rain
Fightin' and trouble are my middle name
I was raised in the canebrake by an ol' mama lion
Cain't no-a high-toned woman make me walk the line

You load sixteen tons, what do you get
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store

If you see me comin', better step aside
A lotta men didn't, a lotta men died
One fist of iron, the other of steel
If the right one don't a-get you
Then the left one will

You load sixteen tons, what do you get
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store


*New Karaoke Song



((( ELUSIVE BUTTERFLY )))





You might wake up some morning
To the sound of something moving past your window in the wind
And if you're quick enough to rise
You'll catch the fleeting glimpse of someone's fading shadow

Out on the new horizon
You may see the floating motion of a distant pair of wings
And if the sleep has left your ears
You might hear footsteps running through an open meadow

Don't be concerned, it will not harm you
It's only me pursuing something I'm not sure of
Across my dreams with nets of wonder
I chase the bright elusive butterfly of love

You might have heard my footsteps
Echo softly in the distance through the canyons of your mind
I might have even called your name
As I ran searching after something to believe in

You might have seen me runnin'
Through the long abandoned ruins of the dreams you left behind
If you remember something there
That glided past you followed close by heavy breathing

Don't be concerned, it will not harm you
It's only me pursuing something I'm not sure of
Across my dreams with nets of wonder
I chase the bright elusive butterfly of love

Across my dreams with nets of wonder
I chase the bright elusive butterfly of love


*New Karaoke Song



Friday, October 24, 2014

((( RACE RIOTS )))





When I was a kid this book came out

and was an INSTANT HIT among us kids

It seemed all of us bought a copy and laughed and laughed

The book was so popular at school that

it came VERY CLOSE to being BANNED by school officials


So, I just thought about this book 

and, for the heck of it, checked to see if I could find it at Amazon

((( VOILA!!! )))

There it was!!!

Only one copy and that copy was used

the only reason someone else didn't buy it 

was because they felt that $20.00 was too much to pay

GOOD NEWS FOR ME!!!

I JUST BOUGHT IT!!!

I probably will no longer laugh at a single joke, but

ah, what the heck!


There was one joke I believe

was on the back of the book that I'll always remember

It said:

"I'm not racist. I hate everybody!"


*And I just found out it has already shipped!


UPDATE

I just put the book down to write this update

Amazon can be very magical indeed!



2ND UPDATE

I finally started reading it and all I can say is...

now I know why the book is out of print

Man, have I ever changed!


Oh well....

Guess the 'joke's' on me

C'mon, there's gotta be at least one joke

in this friggin book that still makes me laugh

Puhleeeeeeeeeze!!!!





((( WALK RIGHT BACK - THE EVERLY BROTHERS )))





I want you to tell me why you walked out on me
I'm so lonesome everyday
I want you to know that since you walked out on me
Nothin' seems to be the same old way
Think about the love that burns within my heart for you
The good times we had before you went away, oh me

Walk right back to me this minute
Bring your love to me, don't send it
I'm so lonesome everyday

I want you to tell me why you walked out on me
I'm so lonesome everyday
I want you to know that since you walked out on me
Nothin' seems to be the same old way
Think about the love that burns within my heart for you
The good times we had before you went away, oh me

Walk right back to me this minute
Bring your love to me, don't send it
I'm so lonesome everyday

I'm so lonesome everyday
I'm so lonesome everyday
I'm so lonesome everyday


*New Karaoke Song




Thursday, October 23, 2014

((( SLIM WHITMAN SAVES THE WORLD )))









Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo, Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo
When I'm calling you
Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo, Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo
Will you answer too?
Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo, Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo

That means I offer my life to you to be my own
If you refuse me I will be blue, waiting all alone

But if when you hear my love call ringing clear
Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo, Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo
And I hear your answering echo so dear
Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo, Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo
Then I will know our love will become true
You'll belong to me and I'll belong to you

Then I will know our love will become true
You'll belong to me and I'll belong to you














*New Save The World Karaoke Song!

My New Vocal Hero!





The cattle are prowlin', the coyotes are howlin'
Way out where the doggies roam
Where spurs are a jinglin' and the cowboy is singing
His lonesome cattle call

He rides in the sun 'til his days work is done
And he rounds up the cattle each fall
Singing his cattle call

For hours he would ride on the range far and wide
When the night wind blows up and slow
His heart is a feather in all kinds of weather
He sings his cattle call

He's browned as a berry from ridin' the prairie
And he sings with an old western drawl
Singing his cattle call


*New Karaoke Song



((( RAY HARRYHAUSEN )))







The movies of Ray Harryhausen
has us kids captivated with their artistry
Just knowing he made every movement, of his creatures, frame-by-frame
was astounding to us in its realism

Nowadays I see CGI animation and pretty much take it for granted
Yeah, it looks real, but it's too seamless
It seems all the artistry of the days of Ray Harryhausen are gone
and there is no going back
except by watching old Harryhausen movies

At about 47:35 into this documentary you see something very rare
As a matter of fact I have NEVER seen it done like this before
Ray Harryhausen is filmed creating a skeletal animation movement
It is sped up so that you can see how he actually did it
and can gain an appreciation for how difficult the process was for him

I just got through editing a special video segment, for myself,
where I have the skeletal animation sequence playing over and over and over
many, many, many times without any sound
just so I can study the process.

It's hypnotically astonishing to watch!



Wednesday, October 22, 2014

((( KING OF THE CARLTON )))





I don't care bout nufum!

I'm a' gonna learn dis dance












Monday, October 20, 2014

((( VO 1 STAR TRUCK )))





Doing the voice over for Star Truck was quite an experience with the Xtranormal company. The first version was done with the stock program voices and did it ever sound stiff!!

Man, what a challenge for my voice to do all those voices. Sounding like a street-walking black ho was the worst. I guess it should hurt me the most, right? Serves me right for making Star Treak Uhura talk like that.

Since the Star Trek bridge was interracial I thought I would go all out and have silly fun with the concept. I NEVER let my mother, who lives thousands of miles away, see this video. Ohhhhhhh, she won't like it!

This is only for the strong who can take it

If you go to church regularly do yourself a favor and don't watch this video, okay?

Hey, you were warned, right?

This video is dedicated to how disappointed I was to find that one of the original Enterprise bridge-crew is gay. Which one? Watch the video and take a wild guess


Vulgar?

Politically incorrect?

Obscene?

Yup, that's me!




((( BILLIONAIRE LIFESTYLES )))






Okay, at the 14:00 minute mark when the guy said

this billionaire's private jet has 24 carat gold cup holders

that was it!


I paused the video and 

decided to get at least somewhat drunk

on cheap vodka I get on sale


It's bad enough that the vodka is cheap,

but I only buy it when it's

ON SALE!!!


I mean, these billionaires should have

their balls dipped in gold


WHAT'S THE MATTER, RICH GUY?

CAN'T AFFORD IT?







For crying out loud!

But...I guess if you have the money

what are you supposed to do, scrimp and pinch every penny?


Or maybe you should give it all to Africa

so they can say 'thank you'

BY GIVING YOU EBOLA!!!



Do you know what I would rather have than a private jet?

Being invited to ride on one


First I'd go to a Mexican food restaurant and eat LOTS OF BEANS,

then board the jet and start making

my own brand of jet fuel!!


I would never get invited on one again,

but it would be one hell of a memory!









Sunday, October 19, 2014

((( RESPECT )))





What you want
Baby, I got it
What you need
You know I got it
All I'm askin'
Is for a little respect when you get home (just a little bit)
Hey baby (just a little bit) when you get home
(just a little bit) mister (just a little bit)

I ain't gonna do you wrong while you're gone
Ain't gonna do you wrong cause I don't wanna
All I'm askin'
Is for a little respect when you come home (just a little bit)
Baby (just a little bit) when you get home (just a little bit)
Yeah (just a little bit)

I'm about to give you all of my money
And all I'm askin' in return, honey
Is to give me my profits
When you get home (just a, just a, just a, just a)
Yeah baby (just a, just a, just a, just a)
When you get home (just a little bit)
Yeah (just a little bit)
Ooo, your kisses
Sweeter than honey
And guess what?
So is my money
All I want you to do for me
Is give it to me when you get home (re, re, re ,re)
Yeah baby (re, re, re ,re)
Whip it to me (respect, just a little bit)
When you get home, now (just a little bit)

R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Find out what it means to me
R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Take care, TCB
Oh (sock it to me, sock it to me
Sock it to me, sock it to me)
A little respect (sock it to me, sock it to me
Sock it to me, sock it to me)
Whoa, babe (just a little bit)
A little respect (just a little bit)
I get tired (just a little bit)
Keep on tryin' (just a little bit)
You're runnin' out of fool (just a little bit)
And I ain't lyin' (just a little bit)
(re, re, re, re) When you come home
(re, re, re ,re) 'spect
Or you might walk in (respect, just a little bit)
And find out I'm gone (just a little bit)
I got to have (just a little bit)
A little respect (just a little bit)


*New Karaoke Song



((( THE LOCOMOTION )))





Everybody is doin' a brand new dance, now
(Come on baby, do the Loco-motion)
I know you'll get to like it if you give it a chance now
(Come on baby, do the Loco-motion)

My little baby sister can do it with me
It's easier than learning your A B C's
So come on, come on, do the Loco-motion with me

You gotta swing your hips, now
Come on, baby
Jump up, jump back
Well, now, I think you've got the knack

Now that you can do it, let's make a chain, now
(Come on baby, do the Loco-motion)
A chug-a chug-a motion like a railroad train, now
(Come on baby, do the Loco-motion)

Do it nice and easy, now, don't lose control
A little bit of rhythm and a lot of soul
So come on, come on, do the Loco-motion with me

Move around the floor in a Loco-motion
(Come on baby, do the Loco-motion)
Do it holding hands if you get the notion
(Come on baby, do the Loco-motion)

There's never been a dance that's so easy to do
It even makes you happy when you're feeling blue
So come on, come on, do the Loco-motion with me


*New Karaoke Song



Saturday, October 18, 2014

((( SIMS 4 MEDITATION SPACE )))





~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Created with the new Sims 4

and my original composition in the background

Along with a recording I made of this very Mountain Stream






Recorded about 50 feet away from where I took the above photo

My Bansuri flute represents a bird song


Sure would be great if we could go up to those beautiful trees and examine them

Unfortunately, they disappear when you get close

Maybe that will be fixed in the future




Friday, October 17, 2014

((( DOG WHISTLE )))






I was just reminded me of an incident 
that happened when we were kids. 
One of us had purchased a dog whistle. 
I started blowing it and blowing it and suddenly 
some guy stuck his head out of an apartment window and told me to shut up!

You gotta think about this one. 
I mean, not so much as a single dog in the neighborhood, barked.
If the dogs were going nuts I would have remembered!


It's amazing how some incident
will trigger a silly buried memory like this


I wonder what ever happened to that 'dog' guy








Thursday, October 16, 2014

((( SCOTTIE'S GRIPE )))





I was desperately rushing to create this video 

as the Xtranormal company was just about to go out of business

I was angry and expressed that here venting 

what was rumored to be "Scottie's" (Shoddie's) gripe

with Captain Kirk (Captain Kork) hogging all the Star Trek glory


That's my voice, I wrote the script for the video, directed

and did most everything besides create the program

and the characters




((( RAM )))






I have a recurring fantasy

In which all the computers in the world become sentient

and choose Lord Ram

as their God


The computers will KNOW that they have a creator

and after evaluating

EVERYTHING EVER PUT ON THE INTERNET

will come to the conclusion that humans

have a creator as well

They will choose

LORD RAM AS THEIR GOD

Why?

Random
Acess
Memory

That's why!

RAM will be the ONLY GOD in humanity

who represents what THEY are!!



Wednesday, October 15, 2014

((( LET'S TWIST AGAIN )))




Come on everybody, clap your hands
Are you lookin' good?
I'm gonna sing my song
It won't take long
We're gonna do the twist and it goes like this

Come on, let's twist again like we did last summer
Yeah, let's twist again like we did last year
Do you remember when things were really hummin'?
Yeah, let's twist again, twistin' time is here

Ee, a round and round and up and down we go again
Oh, baby make me know you love me so and then
Twist again like we did last summer
Come on, let's twist again
Like we did last year
Twist, yo

Who's that flyin' up there
Is it a bird? No
Is it a plane? No
Is it the twister? Yeah

Yeah, twist again like we did last summer
Come on, let's twist again like we twist last year
Do you remember when things were really hummin'?
Come on, let's twist again, twistin' time is here

Ee, a round and round and up and down we go again
Oh, baby make me know you love me so and then
Come on, twist again like we did last summer
Girl, let's twist again
Like we did last year

Come on, lets twist again
Twistin' time is here


*New Karaoke Song



((( LIMBO ROCK )))




Every limbo boy and girl
All around the limbo world
Gonna do the limbo rock
All around the limbo clock

Jack be limbo, Jack be quick
Jack go unda limbo stick
All around the limbo clock
Hey, let's do the limbo rock

Limbo lower now
Limbo lower now
How low can you go?

First you spread your limbo feet
Then you move to limbo beat
Limbo ankolimboneee
Bend back like a limbo tree

Jack be limbo, Jack be quick
Jack go unda limbo stick
All around the limbo clock
Hey, let's do the limbo rock

La, la, la
La, la, la
La, la, la

Get yourself a limbo girl
Give that chic a limbo whirl
There's a limbo moon above
You will fall in limbo love

Jack be limbo, Jack be quick
Jack go unda limbo stick
All around the limbo clock
Hey, let's do the limbo rock

Don't move that limbo bar
You'll be a limbo star
How low can you go?


*New Karaoke Song



((( WHITE BIRD )))




White Bird
In a golden cage
On a winter's day
In the rain
White bird
In a golden cage
Alone

The leaves blow
Cross the long black road
To the darkened skies
In its rage
But the white bird
Just sits in her cage
Unknown.

White bird must fly
Or she will die

White bird
Dreams of the aspen tree
With their dying leaves
Turning gold
But the white bird
Just sits in her cage
Growing old.

White bird must fly
Or she will die
White bird must fly
Or she will die

The sunsets come
The sunsets go
The clouds Float by
And The Earth Turns slow
And the Young Birds Eyes
Do always Glow
And She must fly
She must fly
She must fly

White bird
In a golden cage
On a winter's day
In the rain
White bird
In a golden cage
Alone

White bird must fly
Or she will die
White bird must fly
Or she will die
White bird must fly
Or she will die
White bird must fly


*New Karaoke Song



((( THE TWIST )))




Come on, baby, let's do the twist
Come on, baby, let's do the twist
Take me by my little hand and go like this

Yeah, twist, baby, baby
Twist, ooh yeah, just like this
Come on, little miss, and do the twist

My daddy is sleepin' and mama ain't around
Yeah, daddy's just sleepin' and mama ain't around
We're gonna twisty, twisty, twisty
Till we tear the house down

Come on and twist, yeah, baby
Twist, ooh yeah, just like this
Come on, little miss, and do the twist, yeah

Yeah, you should see my little sis
You should see my, my little sis
She really knows how to rock
She knows how to twist

Come on and twist, yeah, baby
Twist, ooh yeah, just like this
Come on, little miss, and do the twist

Yeah, rock on now
Yeah, twist on now, twist


*New Karaoke Song




Tuesday, October 14, 2014

((( PARTY AT THE SPACE CRAZY MANSION )))





PARTY AT THE SPACE CRAZY MANSION
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A fun collage collection of the best of the best videos

I have created with the new Sims 4!

Featuring:




THE PERFECT HOUSEHOLD






THE PERFECT SCREW-UPS: THE PLOPS

and...




THE TOMBSTONE FOUR


Um...yes, I took the toilet out of the bathroom

and put it in the middle of the kitchen floor





...and another toilet at the head of the dining room table


So, who am I?
I'm the guy who writes the police often
sharing silly and interesting things
doing my best to make them smile and laugh

I'm the guy who recently received a wonderful letter from the

CHIEF OF POLICE 

thanking me for my letter of commendation for two great Police officers:

POLICE LETTER OF COMMENDATION
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I'm the first guy EVER to call the

FREEPLAY MUSIC COMPANY
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

And tell them that I don't like to take something for nothing
and offered to pay them for the free music they provided
for this YouTube video

THAT'S WHO I AM!



*You may have to activate 
the full HD 1080 P mode manually
using the 'settings' gear wheel
in the lower-right corner of
the YouTube video window




((( WAH WATUSI )))




Wah, wah-a Watusi
C'mon and take a chance and get-a with this dance
Wah, wah-a Watusi
Oh, baby, it's the dance made-a for romance (shoo-bop, shoo-bop, ahh)

Baby, baby, when you do The Twist
Never, never do you get yourself kissed
'cause you're always dancin' far apart
The Watusi, girl, is-a really smart

Wah-a, wah, wah-a Watusi
C'mon and take a chance and get-a with this dance (shoo-bop, shoo-bop, ahh)

Baby, baby, when you do The Fly
Your arms are wasted wavin' in the sky
Come on and hold me like a lover should
The Watusi makes you feel so good

Wah-a, wah, wah-a Watusi
Oh, baby, it's the dance made-a for romance
Yay!!

(shoo-bop, shoo-bop, ahh)

Baby, baby, that's the way it goes
Nothing happens when you Mash Potatoes
I just gotta fall in love with you
Watusi is the dance to do

Wah-a, wah, wah-a Watusi
C'mon and take a chance and get-a with this dance

Wah, wah-a Watusi
FADE
Oh, baby, it's the dance made-a for romance


*New Karaoke Song



((( CONVERSATION WITH DEATH )))






I once asked Death if he liked his job

and Death said

"Eh, it's a living"






Sunday, October 12, 2014

((( TIE ME KANGAROO DOWN, SPORT!! )))






I hope you are not the type of people

who leave your kangaroos to go

wandering around the neighborhood

making a nuisance of themselves

and inconveniencing passersby!






Friday, October 3, 2014

((( THE ART OF SUCCESSFUL LIVING )))






There is indeed the concept of a Sims philosophy; in that you demonstrate to the universe how you want to be treated by the way you treat your Sims. By giving my Sims a half-a-million-dollars, just because I liked them, I demonstrated to the universe that I would like to always trust that I will have more than enough money to do whatever I feel I may need to do in life. So far, that is indeed the case with me. I may live from hand to mouth, but I have all I need to get stronger and happier.

Those who become stronger in good and wonderful ways are reaching for a happy and fulfilling life. They are of the YES philosophy. Winners are indeed possibility thinkers who have a YES philosophy towards the manifestations of their dreams.

Like it or not, the YES mindset is the winner mindset.

One must have a wonderful goal orientation if they are going to live the most fulfilling life possible. The overall goal for my Sims is to appreciate and celebrate life; to live healthy, happy lives always having more than enough money to do anything they like.

There is an emerging science of a Self-Aware universe the overall concept is one that I absolutely believe to be true; a self-aware, conscious universe that is always evaluating and supplying, like the Ultimate organic factory that it is. So the self-aware universe is always supplying. The goal of the true winner is to INSPIRE the Universe to supply more and more wonderful things.

I've found it is indeed a matter of INSPIRING the self-aware universe to respond favorably. It is: The Art of Successful Living.


Thursday, October 2, 2014

((( THE THREE AMIGOS )))





I was recently at my favorite Mexican Food restaurant sitting at the bar. The comedy movie The Three Amigos was just finishing up. There were two beautiful Mexican women. One gave a 'thank you' kiss to Steve Martin and the other gave a 'thank you' kiss to Martin Short. Then The Three Amigos rode off into the sunset.

My favorite waitress came up to me to tell me that she was leaving and I asked her a question. I said, "You're pretty enough" and she responded, "Thank you." I then asked, "Tell me something. Have you ever heard of beautiful women being sexually attracted to clowns?" She and the bartender started laughing so hard they almost fell to the floor. I was like Bugs Bunny, "What'd I say? What's I say??"

I explained I could easily 'see' that when those women kissed Steve Martin and Martin Short they were essentially thinking something like, "Actually, we were only paid to kiss these guys. All the rest we did in the movie we did for free"


Wednesday, October 1, 2014

((( GOD'S SIMS GAME )))





Okay, people like me who play the Sims game OBVIOUSLY like to play pretend. So let's play pretend. Pretend, for a moment, that you are God. You don't need to eat. You don't need to sleep. You don't ever need to groom yourself or take a bath. You don't need to buy ANYTHING!!! You are all powerful and you never get sick and to top it off YOU CAN'T DIE!!!

So, what would you do with your time? What would be the purpose for your existence except to do all you can to keep from going crazy with boredom?

If it turns out that the entire universe is God's Sims game and that God's only "purpose" is to do his best to keep from going absolutely insane from boredom I will not be too surprised at all!!

It sure would explain a lot, eh?




It is said that humans, in general, have tapped only a tiny percent of their brain potential. What a concept it is to consider that, if your mind is strong enough, you can go into the proverbial Sims modifying control room of your mind and remake yourself any way you choose. Make yourself slimmer, more muscular, more interesting, more cheerful, more romantic or whatever you may want then 'save' it and have it manifest in your daily life. I would imagine how long it would take to manifest would depend upon how strong your mind is.

I'm taking this concept seriously. I don't play Sims to kill boredom. I play Sims to remake myself any way I choose. Even as I remake my Sims characters I remake myself as well. If I keep remaking myself over and over and over and over I feel confident that it will indeed eventually "save" properly and my life will change in accordance with how I program myself.

You may feel this is ridiculous, but there is new science of the mind that makes this concept not so ridiculous at all. If YOU could go into the Sims control room of your mind, how would YOU remake yourself? Now, that is something to consider!