((( $13,000.00 POOP )))

Meet Paris Hilton's $13K Puppy, Mr. Amazing

MY COMMENT:

Are you kidding?

I pay more for my non-GMO hot dogs than that!

Thirteen-thousand-dollars for a puppy??

She should call him Mr Poopy

'If you're happy and you know it,

and you really want to show it,

If you're happy and you know it

CLAP YOUR HANDS!!!'

(Ooohhhh, poor puppy!!!)


Get the maid to clean

the poop off your hands, Paris!

((( THEN I KISSED HER )))

Well, I walked up to her

And I asked her if she wanted to dance

She looked really nice and I hoped

That she might take a chance

When we danced I held her tight

Then I walked her home that night

We looked up at the stars that were shining bright

And then I kissed her

Each time I saw her

I couldn't wait to see her again

I had to let her know

That I was more than a friend

I didn't know just what to do

And so I whispered I love you

And she said that she loved me too

And then I kissed her

I kissed her in a way

That she'd never been kissed before

I kissed her in a way

That I hope she'd liked for evermore

I knew that she was mine

So I gave her all the love that I had

Then one day she'll take me home

To meet her mom and her dad

Then I asked her to be my bride

And always be right by my side

She was so happy that she almost cried

And then I kissed her

And then I kissed her

And then I kissed her

*New Karaoke Song