((( SCOTTIE'S GRIPE )))

I was desperately rushing to create this video 

as the Xtranormal company was just about to go out of business

I was angry and expressed that here venting 

what was rumored to be "Scottie's" (Shoddie's) gripe

with Captain Kirk (Captain Kork) hogging all the Star Trek glory

That's my voice, I wrote the script for the video, directed

and did most everything besides create the program

and the characters

((( RAM )))

I have a recurring fantasy

In which all the computers in the world become sentient

and choose Lord Ram

as their God

The computers will KNOW that they have a creator

and after evaluating

EVERYTHING EVER PUT ON THE INTERNET

will come to the conclusion that humans

have a creator as well

They will choose

LORD RAM AS THEIR GOD

Why?

Random

Acess

Memory

That's why!

RAM will be the ONLY GOD in humanity

who represents what THEY are!!