((( SOUKOUS, OH YEAH!!! )))

I'm FINALLY

learning how to play Soukous Guitar!!!

It's about time!!!

In such a short time

I am showing signs of becoming

the greatest Soukous Guitarist

ever to walk the face of the Earth!!!

((( YOU GO, GIRL!! ))))

Hopefully, he won't be breeding

any time soon!!

I would imagine

average Muslim women consider watching this GIF

better than having sex!

((( SWEET EMOTION )))

Sweet emotion

Sweet emotion

You talk about things that nobody cares

You're wearing out things that nobody wears

You're calling my name but I gotta make clear

I can't say baby where I'll be in a year

Yeah yeah yeah yeah

When some sweet hog mama with a face like a gent

Said my get up and go must've got up and went

Well I got good news, she's a real good liar

'Cause the backstage boogie set your pants on fire

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Sweet emotion

Sweet emotion

When I pulled into town in a police car

Your daddy said I took it just a little too far

You're telling me things but your girlfriend lied

You can't catch me 'cause the rabbit done died

Yes it did

You stand in the front just a shakin' your ass

I'll take you backstage, you can drink from my glass

Your telling me things I can sure understand

'Cause a month on the road an' I'll be eating from your hand

* New Karaoke Song