Okay, at the 14:00 minute mark when the guy said
this billionaire's private jet has 24 carat gold cup holders
that was it!
I paused the video and
decided to get at least somewhat drunk
on cheap vodka I get on sale
It's bad enough that the vodka is cheap,
but I only buy it when it's
ON SALE!!!
I mean, these billionaires should have
their balls dipped in gold
WHAT'S THE MATTER, RICH GUY?
CAN'T AFFORD IT?
For crying out loud!
But...I guess if you have the money
what are you supposed to do, scrimp and pinch every penny?
Or maybe you should give it all to Africa
so they can say 'thank you'
BY GIVING YOU EBOLA!!!
Do you know what I would rather have than a private jet?
Being invited to ride on one
First I'd go to a Mexican food restaurant and eat LOTS OF BEANS,
then board the jet and start making
my own brand of jet fuel!!
I would never get invited on one again,
but it would be one hell of a memory!
