Sunday, November 30, 2014

((( MORE TODAY THAN YESTERDAY )))





I don't remember what day it was
I didn't notice what time it was
All I know is that I fell in love with you
And if all my dreams come true
I'll be spending time with you

Every day's a new day in love with you
With each day comes a new way of loving you
Every time I kiss your lips my mind starts to wander
If all my dreams come true
I'll be spending time with you

Oh, I love you more today than yesterday
But not as much as tomorrow
I love you more today than yesterday
But, darling, not as much as tomorrow

Tomorrow's date means springtime's just a day away
Cupid, we don't need ya now, be on your way
I thank the Lord for love like ours that grows ever stronger
And I always will be true
I know you feel the same way too

Oh, I love you more today than yesterday
But not as much as tomorrow
I love you more today than yesterday
But only half as much as tomorrow
Every day's a new day, every time I love ya
Every way's a new way, every time I love ya
Every day's a new day, every time I love ya


*New Karaoke Song




Saturday, November 29, 2014

((( THE GAMBLER )))





On a warm summer's evenin' on a train bound for nowhere
I met up with the gambler, we were both too tired to sleep
So we took turns a starin' out the window at the darkness
'Til boredom overtook us and he began to speak

He said, "Son, I've made a life, out of readin' people's faces
And knowin' what their cards were by the way they held their eyes
So if you don't mind my sayin', I can see you're out of aces
For a taste of your whiskey I'll give you some advice"

So I handed him my bottle and he drank down my last swallow
Then he bummed a cigarette and asked me for a light
And the night got deathly quiet and his face lost all expression
Said, "If you're gonna play the game, boy, you gotta learn to play it right"

You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away and know when to run
You never count your money when you're sittin' at the table
There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealing's done

Every gambler knows that the secret to survivin'
Is knowin' what to throw away and knowing what to keep
'Cause every hand's a winner and every hand's a loser
And the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep

And when he finished speakin', he turned back towards the window
Crushed out his cigarette and faded off to sleep
And somewhere in the darkness the gambler, he broke even
But in his final words I found an ace that I could keep

You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away and know when to run
You never count your money when you're sittin' at the table
There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealing's done

You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away and know when to run
You never count your money when you're sittin' at the table
There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealing's done

You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away and know when to run
You never count your money when you're sittin' at the table
There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealing's done



*New Karaoke Song



((( LOOKING FOR LOVE )))





Well, I spent a lifetime lookin' for you
Single bars and good time lovers were never true
Playin' a fool's game, hopin' to win
And tellin' those sweet lies and losin' again.

Chorus
I was lookin' for love in all the wrong places
Lookin' for love in too many faces
Searchin' their eyes, lookin' for traces
Of what I'm dreamin' of
Hopin' to find a friend and a lover
I'll bless the day I discover,
Another heart- lookin' for love.

And I was alone then, no love in sight
n' I did every thing I could to get me through the night
don't know where it started or where it might end
I'd turn to a stranger just like a friend.

Chorus
I was lookin' for love in all the wrong places
Lookin' for love in too many faces
Searchin' their eyes, lookin' for traces
Of what I'm dreamin' of
Hopin' to find a friend and a lover
I'll bless the day I discover,
Another heart- lookin' for love.

And you came knockin' on my hearts door
You're everything I've been lookin' for
No more lookin' for love in all the wrong places
Lookin' for love in too many faces
Searchin' their eyes, lookin' for traces
Of what I'm dreamin' of
Now that I found a friend and a lover
I'll bless the day I discover you-oh you

(Lookin' for love) In all the wrong places
(Lookin' for love) In too many faces
Searchin' their eyes, lookin' for traces
Of what I'm dreamin' of
Now that I found a friend and a lover
I'll bless the day I discover you-oh you
Lookin' for love
(In all the wrong places ...)


*New Karaoke Song



Wednesday, November 26, 2014

((( CREED: ARMS WIDE OPEN )))





Well I just heard the news today
It seems my life is gonna change
I closed my eyes, begin to pray
Then tears of joy stream down my face

With arms wide open under the sunlight
Welcome to this place I'll show you everything
With arms wide open
With arms wide open

Well I don't know if I'm ready
To be the man I have to be
I'll take a breath, I'll take her by my side
We stand in awe, we've created life

With arms wide open under the sunlight
Welcome to this place I'll show you everything
With arms wide open now everything has changed
I'll show you love I'll show you everything

With arms wide open
With arms wide open
I'll show you everything, aw yeah
With arms wide open, wide open

If I had just one wish only one demand
I hope he's not like me, I hope he understands
That he can take this life and hold it by the hand
And he can greet the world with arms wide open

With arms wide open under the sunlight
Welcome to this place I'll show you everything
With arms wide open now everything has changed
I'll show you love I'll show you everything

With arms wide open
With arms wide open
I'll show you everything, aw yeah
With arms wide open
Wide open


*New Karaoke Song


As I saw that my rock heroes began dying off
my dream to be a rock star began dying with them

To read this about the lead singer of Creed
Tempted to break my heart

I sing this song in honor of him:



Creed Frontman Says He’s Broke, Living in a Holiday Inn



"Creed frontman Scott Stapp, whose Grammy-winning band once led the Billboard album charts and played to sold out crowds in the late 90s, posted a Facebook video on Wednesday revealing shocking details about his current living situation.

“Right now I’m living in a Holiday Inn, by the grace of God, because there’s been a couple of weeks I had to live in my truck,” he said in the new video. “I had no money, not even for gas or food. I went two days without eating because I had no money and ended up in an emergency room.”

The former rock star said that a personal audit revealed that money had been stolen and royalty payments had not come through.

“When someone can have all their money taken out of their bank account and no one’s held responsible, when someone can get targeted by the IRS because of a clerical error, when someone can get completely slandered and lies made up about them and post it all over the Internet and there’s no consequences for those people, there’s a problem. There’s definitely a problem. This is not the country that I grew up believing in. This is not the America that I want for my children and their future.”

https://www.yahoo.com/music/s/creed-frontman-says-broke-living-holiday-inn-200402659.html




TO CREED'S SCOTT STAPP 11.30.2014:

Apparently, if I don't tell you this no one will so: When dealing with persecuting demons, pretending to be angels of light, you should know that true angels of light will forgive you if you repent of anything you may have done against them. Demons NEVER TEND TO FORGIVE! Once you cross them you can usually count on them hating you for the rest of your life. That's just the way they are. 

The best you can hope for is for the demons to pretend to forget you crossed them and made them angry. In certain ways demons are like cockroaches in that you can quote Bible verses at them until you are blue in the mouth. However, if you give them a guaranteed food supply THEY ARE COMING BACK FOR MORE!! The energetic food for demons is you at your worst. Think health, strength, and wholesome living. Without this there is no hope for you getting your life back together.

No matter what else you may do in life you always need to keep getting stronger, healthier and more wholesome period! That is the foundation of whatever good you may accomplish with your life. Be a SOLUTION THINKER rather than a problem thinker. We should touch on our problems as lightly as possible and spend the full focus of our attention upon manifesting miraculous solutions; through our faith.

The Bible is all well and fine, but if you are not using it to get stronger it's not doing you much of any good. If you are not getting stronger, in the Spirit, you are not applying the core of what you are reading in the Bible. The strong tend to survive while the weak perish. That's the way of the Universe and I feel it was BILLIONS of years before the Bible ever came into existence. 

I'm always ready to find I am incorrect about ANYTHING I currently believe. This keeps me from going off my bloody chum with false revelations from demons pretending to be angels. It's become a commonplace thing, in this delusional world, to find I've been tricked again by either my own imagination, demons pretending to be angels, UFO aliens pretending to be angels or whatnut! It's just no big deal anymore. If some spirit tells me that ISIS is going to blow up city hall I won't be jumping to the phone to warn anyone. I'll stop, relax and pray. Chances are it's better to let city hall get blown up rather than warn them and find out I've been tricked by some impostor spirit.

Such spirits love to cripple and destroy one's faith.

Best of all wonderful miracles to you, Scott




Monday, November 24, 2014

((( ON BILL COSBY )))






I've decided that if I am going to keep laughing at life I have no choice except to laugh at tragedy. So here is my fictional scenario of an old black woman in a nursing home accusing Bill Cosby of raping her in her youth:


MS BROWN:  Oh yeah, Bill raped me when I was 14 years old!

DR WHO:  Really? Tell me about it!

MS BROWN: Ah wuz tryin to make it in Hollywood at duh time and Bill Cosby told me he would make me a star so's I went up to his fancy apartment, he gave me a glass of wine and duh next thing I nose I wuz pukin in da turlet with Bill Cosby's name spelt out in alphabet soup letters swimmin in da puke!

DR WHO:  You saw the name Bill Cosby spelt out in alphabet soup letters in the toilet?

MS BROWN:  Yow suh! It was all dere floatin around in da puke! Mr Cosby didn't want to take me out to dinner so's he opened up a can of alphabet soup and dat is whut we done et dat night before I passed out an puked.

DR WHO:  What kind of wine did Mr Cosby serve with alphabet soup?

MS BROWN:  Menstrual red

DR WHO:  I see. Tell me more! How did you know Mr Cosby raped you?

MS BROWN:  Cuz da devil told me! And don't try an tell me dere ain't no devil cause he appeared to me and said, "Guess what, bitch? You dun been raped!!!" an I said, "NO" and da devil said, "YEE" and I said, "NO!" an da devil said, "YEE" and dis went on fer a few hours before I asked da devil, "Is dis whah mah butthole feels bigger an usual?" an da devil said, "Sho nuff!!!"

DR WHO:  You're the most interesting patient, hopelessly on FDA drugs, I've ever had! Please tell me more!!!

MS BROWN:  Well, Mr Cosby is lucky I dun miscarriaged. Duh next time I went to da turlet I laid two twin brown male fetuses.

DR WHO:  So you are saying that if they had lived you would have twin brown boys who would both now be called Mr Brown?

MS BROWN:  Yow Suh!!!! Instead of rottin in dis here nursing home I would be livin it up in Las Vegas after suing dat turd-humpin funny man for rapin me!!!! Witout tinkin, I dun flushed my brown baby boyz down der turlet!  (cries)

DR WHO:  God only knows what your sons would have grown up to become

MS BROWN:  Dey would have been stars right up dere with whatshisname and all dem utter whats-dere-names! Now all I have left to look forward to is da paycheck you is gonna give me for dis here interview

DR WHO:  Um, I'm not paying you for this interview

MS BROWN:  (((SHIT!!!!!)))



((( WHITE WEDDING )))





Hey little sister, what have you done?
Hey little sister, who's the only one?
Hey little sister, who's your superman?
Hey little sister, who's the one you want?
Hey little sister, shotgun

It's a nice day to start again
It's a nice day for a white wedding
It's a nice day to start again

Hey little sister, who is it you're with?
Hey little sister, what's your vice or wish?
Hey little sister, shotgun, oh yeah
Hey little sister, who's your superman?
Hey little sister, shotgun

It's a nice day to start again
It's a nice day for a white wedding
It's a nice day to start again

"Pick it up!"
Take me back home, yeah

Hey little sister, what have you done?
Hey little sister, who's the only one?
I've been away for so long
I've been away for so long
I let you go for so long

It's a nice day to start again
It's a nice day for a white wedding
It's a nice day to start again

There is nothing fair in this world
There is nothing safe in this world
And there's nothing sure in this world
And there's nothing pure in this world
Look for something left in this world

Start again
It's a nice day for a white wedding
It's a nice day to start again
It's a nice day to start again
It's a nice day to start again



Saturday, November 22, 2014

((( FLESH FOR FANTASY )))





There's a change in pace
For fantasy and taste
Do you like the music?
Do you like to dance?
Oh, yeah

Hanging out for a body shop at night
Ain't it strange what they do to feel all right
Oh, yeah

So
When will you call?
I am experienced
Oh, yeah

Face to face and back to back
You see and feel my sex attack
Sing it

Flesh...flesh for fantasy
We want
Flesh...flesh for fantasy

It's after midnight
Oh, are you feeling all right?
Oh, yeah
Turn on the light, babe
Is there someone else tonight?

Neighbour to neighbour
Door to door
Don't ask questions
Time for it all
Oh, yeah

Face to face and back to back
You see and feel my sex attack
Sing it

Flesh...flesh for fantasy
We cry
Flesh...flesh for fantasy

I sing for culture

Fathers, love his sons
Mothers, daughters too
It's an old old story
Cries the new world too

Flesh...flesh...flesh for fantasy
We want
Flesh...flesh for fantasy
We want
Flesh...flesh for fantasy
We want
Flesh...flesh for fantasy
You cry
Flesh...flesh for fantasy

There's a change in pace
For fantasy and taste
Turn out the light, babe
You could miss your chance

Neighbour to neighbour
Door to door
Enjoy the crime
You do your time
Never been nothing before


*New Karaoke Song



((( CATCH MY FALL )))





I have the time so I will sing, yeah
I'm just a boy but I will win, yeah
Lost song of lovers, fellow travelers, yeah
Leave me sad and hollow out of words

It could happen to you so think for yourself

If I should stumble
Catch my fall, yeah
If I should stumble
Catch my fall
Catch my fall
If I should stumble
Catch my fall
If I should stumble

Traveled and unwound my own truth, yeah
I've laid my head on the rock of youth, yeah
Trusted and then broken my own word
Just to keep me free in this mad, mad world

It could happen to you so think for yourself

If I should stumble
Catch my fall, yeah
If I should stumble
Catch my fall
Catch my fall

It could happen to you so think for yourself

If I should stumble
Catch my fall, yeah
If I should stumble
Catch my fall, yeah
If I should stumble
Won't you catch my fall?

If I should stumble
Catch my fall
If I should stumble
Catch my fall
If I should stumble
Catch my fall
If I should stumble


*New Karaoke Song



Thursday, November 20, 2014

((( IN HONOR OF MIKE NICHOLS )))





UPDATE:

Sure am glad I downloaded these videos when I had the chance!

*************

I had NO IDEA Mike Nichols was married to Diane Sawyer

I fondly remember all those years before Diane Sawyer

became too old for me to care about masturbating over


She was screwing THIS GUY!!!!


If I still cared, I would most certainly be jealous!


However, I now cry tears for Diane Sawyer

I hurt for her loss at the passing of Mike Nichols, but...


THAT DOESN'T STOP ME LAUGHING AT THIS STUFF!!!


Sorry Diane, but sometimes...ya just gotta laugh!!













They really were the proverbial Monty Python of their generation

Through my tears for Diane Sawyer I cry with laughter at these skits

I love you, Diane!!

Be sure to get in touch with me...

when you're at least 20 years younger



Some people are into meditation

and spend a great deal of time contemplating their navels

I, on the other hand, contemplate my butthole

and give thanks...

it's not red and swollen







I'm considering getting a big dildo

and strapping to the front of a Walmart shopping cart

I'll casually bump into beautiful women and when they look up I'll say:

"Hey, don't look at me! The cart was like this when I got it"


Yes, I'm an original thinker

I can't help coming up with great ideas like this




((( THE MATRIX OF ALL MATTER )))





"All matter originates and exists only by virtue of a force... 
We must assume behind this force the existence of a conscious and intelligent Mind. 
This Mind is the matrix of all matter."

Max Planck


MY COMMENT:

I believe I remember reading that this quote, and the concept behind it, was the basis for the Matrix movies. When you get down to the core of the 'matter' (pun intended) the Matrix movies imply there is an Intelligent Designing Force behind the reality we take for granted.

It's amazing how staunch blind faith in science atheists seem to think they know more about the nature of reality than Max Planck


"Max Karl Ernst Ludwig Planck, FRS[1] (April 23, 1858 – October 4, 1947) was a German theoretical physicist who originated quantum theory, which won him the Nobel Prize in Physics in 1918.[2]

Planck made many contributions to theoretical physics, but his fame as a physicist rests primarily on his role as an originator of the quantum theory. However, his name is also known on a broader academic basis, through the re-naming in 1948 of the German scientific institution, the Kaiser Wilhelm Society (of which he was twice president), as the Max Planck Society (MPS). The MPS now includes 83 institutions of scientific specialties, such as the Max Planck Institute for Evolutionary Anthropology.

Max Planck's quantum theory revolutionized human understanding of atomic and subatomic processes, just as Albert Einstein’s theory of relativity revolutionized the understanding of space and time. Together they constitute the fundamental theories of 20th-century physics."

MAX PLANCK


Tuesday, November 18, 2014

((( EYES WITHOUT A FACE )))





I'm all out of hope
One more bad break could bring a fall
When I'm far from home
Don't call me on the phone
To tell me you're alone
It's easy to deceive
It's easy to tease
But hard to get release

(Les yeux sans visage)
Eyes without a face
(Les yeux sans visage)
Eyes without a face
(Les yeux sans visage)
Eyes without a face
Got no human grace
Your eyes without a face

I spend so much time
Believing all the lies
To keep the dream alive
Now it makes me sad
It makes me mad at truth
For loving what was you

(Les yeux sans visage)
Eyes without a face
(Les yeux sans visage)
Eyes without a face
(Les yeux sans visage)
Eyes without a face
Got no human grace
Your eyes without a face

When you hear the music you make a dip
Into someone else's pocket then make a slip
Steal a car and go to Las Vegas oh, the gigolo pool

Hanging out by the state line
Turning Holy Water into wine
Drinking it down

I'm on a bus on a psychedelic trip
Reading murder books tryin' to stay hip
I'm thinkin' of you, and you're out there so

Say your prayers
Say your prayers
Say your prayers

Now I close my eyes
And I wonder why
I don't despise
Now all I can do
Love what was once
So alive and new
But it's gone from your eyes
I'd better realize

(Les yeux sans visage)
Eyes without a face
(Les yeux sans visage)
Eyes without a face
(Les yeux sans visage)
Eyes without a face
Got no human grace
Your eyes without a face
Such a human waste
Your eyes without a face

And now it's getting worse


*Geeze. I'm gonna have to change these lyrics!



Wednesday, November 12, 2014

((( CRADLE OF LOVE )))





Well, rock the cradle of love
Rock the cradle of love
Yes, the cradle of love
Don't rock easily, it's true

Well, rock the cradle of love
I rocked the cradle of love
Yes, the cradle of love
Don't rock easily, it's true

Well, now it burned like a ball on fire
When the rebel took a little child bride
To tease, yeah, so go easy, yeah

Oh 'cause love cuts a million ways
Shakes the Devil when he misbehaves
I ain't nobody's fool, come on
Shake it up whatever I do

Rock the cradle of love
Rock the cradle of love
Yes, the cradle of love
Don't rock easily, it's true

Sent from Heaven above that's right
To rob the cradle of love
Yes, the pages of love
Don't talk decently, it's true

Yeah, flesh for your Romeo
Oh yeah, baby, I hear you moan
It's easy you know how to please me, yeah

This love starts my rollin' train
You can't stop it, it ain't in vain
I ain't nobody's fool, come on
Shake it up, whatever you do, ooh, oh yeah

These are the wages of love I know
Rock the cradle of love
Come on, come on, come on
These are the wages of love
Ooh yeah, rock the cradle
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Well, it burned like a ball on fire
When the rebel took a little child bride
To tease, yeah, 'cause I know
How to please you, yeah, oh

Well, my love starts a rollin' train
You can't stop it, it ain't in vain
I ain't nobody's fool, come on
Shake it up, whatever I do, oh, oh, oh

Rock the cradle of love, yeah
Rock the cradle of love
Sent from Heaven above that's right
To rock the cradle of love, oh

Rock the cradle of love, yeah
Cradle of love that's me mama
I robbed the Devil of love alright
Cradle of love, oh

If you tease me tonight
Then you might just sleaze me alright
If you appease me tonight
And let me ease you, yeah

Rock the cradle of love, yeah
Cradle of love, alright
Rock the cradle of love
Cradle of love


*New Karaoke Song



Tuesday, November 11, 2014

((( REBEL YELL )))




Last night a little dancer came dancin to my door
Last night a little angel came pumping on the floor
She said, "Come on baby, Ive got a license for love
And if it expires, pray help from above because"

In the midnight hour, she cried more, more, more
With a rebel yell, she cried more, more, more
In the midnight hour, babe, more, more, more
With a rebel yell, more, more, more, more, more, more

She dont like slavery, she wont sit and beg
But when Im tired and lonely, she sees me to bed
What sets you free and brought you to me, babe
What sets you free, I need you here by me because

In the midnight hour, she cried more, more, more
With a rebel yell, she cried more, more, more
In the midnight hour, babe, more, more, more
With a rebel yell, more, more, more

He lives in his own heaven
Collects it to go from the Seven Eleven
Well, hes out all night to collect a fare
Just so long, just so long, it dont mess up his hair

I walked the walk for you, babe
A thousand miles for you
I dried your tears of pain, babe
A million times for you

Id sell my soul for you, babe
For money to burn for you
Id give you all and have none, babe
Just-a, just-a, just-a, just-a
To have you here by me because

In the midnight hour, she cried more, more, more
With a rebel yell, she cried more, more, more
In the midnight hour, babe, more, more, more
With a rebel yell, she cried more, more, more, more, more, more

Ooh yeah, a little baby, she want more
More, more, more, more, more
Ooh yeah, a little angel, she want more
More, more, more, more, more


*New Karaoke Song



Monday, November 10, 2014

((( WOODSTOCK )))




Well I came upon a child of God
He was walkin' along the road and I asked him
"Tell me where are you going?"

This he told me, said, "I'm going on down to Yasgur's farm
Gonna join in a rock and roll band
I gotto get back to the land and set my soul free"

We are stardust, we are golden
We are billion year old carbon
And we got to get ourselves back to the garden

Well then can I walk beside you
I have come to lose the smog
And I feel myself a cog in somethin' turnin'

And maybe it's the time of year
Yes and maybe it's the time of man
And I don't know who I am, but life is for learnin'

We are stardust, we are golden
We are billion year old carbon
And we got to get ourselves back to the garden

We are stardust, we are golden
We are billion year old carbon
And we got to get ourselves back to the garden

By the time we got to Woodstock
We were half a million strong
And everywhere was a song and a celebration

And I dreamed I saw the farmers
Just play his ridin' shotgun in the sky
Turning into butterflies above our nation

We are stardust, we are golden
We are caught in the devil's bargain
And we got to get ourselves back to the garden


*New Karaoke Song



Saturday, November 8, 2014

((( RIGHT BACK WHERE WE STARTED FROM )))





Ooh, and it's alright an it's coming on
We gotta get right back to where we started from
Love is good, love can be strong
We gotta get right back to where we started from

Do you remember the day (that sunny day)
When you first came my way
I said, no one could take your place
And if you get hurt (if you get hurt)
By the little things I say
I can put that smile back on your face

Ooh, and it's alright and it's coming on
We gotta get it right back to where we started from
Love is good, love can be strong
We gotta get it right back to where we started from

A love like ours (a love like ours)
Can never fade away
You know it's only just begun
You gave me your love (gave me your love)
I just can't stay away, no, no
I know you are the only one

Ooh, and it's alright and it's coming on
We gotta get it right back to where we started from
Love is good, love can be strong
We gotta get it right back to where we started from

You gave me your love (gave me your love)
I just can't stay away, no
I know you are the only one

Ooh, you know it's alright and it's coming on
We gotta get it right back to where we started from
Love is good, love can be strong
We gotta get it right back to where we started from

It's alright and it's coming on
We gotta get it right back to where we started from
Love is good, love can be strong
We gotta get it right back to where we started from

It's alright and it's coming on
We gotta get it right back to where we started from
Love is good, love can be strong
We gotta get it right back to where we started from


*New Karaoke Song



Friday, November 7, 2014

((( "I DON'T UNDERSTAND BRITAIN AT ALL" )))





What?

Ain't cha' got no class or ability to recognize talent?
Bunch of cockney Muldoons!!

Amazing how dumb people are

So many waiting for days and days and days on long lines
just to get up there and give these types of performances

You gotta know all their friends and relatives must have told them they were great
or they wouldn't be there at all

What does this mean?

It means their friends and relatives sing even worse!




((( I HAVE A DREAM!! )))





I HAVE A DREAM!!!


I have a dream of one day going to New York City a very rich man!

I'll go to the fanciest restaurant in town

then have my limo driver take me for a sightseeing tour of


THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING


I'll take the King Kong tour from the inside up,

go to the top and look out over

the expansive New York City skyline then...


THROW UP!!!!


Of course there will be a few people down at the bottom filming it

I want to see who it hits

Big chunks of half-digested steak

bouncing off people's heads


Oooh! Ooooh! Gotta do it during rush hour!!!


God, I love the human race!

In my imagination they are great fun...

to throw up on!


Hey, you may not approve, but...

everyone needs to have a dream!!!




((( X-STANK!! )))





I dunno. I guess I need to get a better life

I mean, what the hell am I doing watching this video anyhow?

Good?

WHAT GOOD???


I must admit I got a real kick out of watching one of these things

punch the other in the face!


I watched that part over and over and over and etc

I guess I'm just evil 

Plain evil



Thursday, November 6, 2014

((( MONY MONY )))





Here she comes now, say Mony, Mony
Shoot 'em down, turn around, come on Mony
Hey, she give me love and I feel all right now
You gotta toss and turn in the middle of the night
And I feel all right

I say yeah
(Yeah)
Yeah
(Yeah)
Yeah
(Yeah)
Yeah
(Yeah)
Yeah
(Yeah)

'Cause you make me feel
(Mony, Mony)
So
(Mony, Mony)
Good
(Mony, Mony)
Yeah
(Mony, Mony)
So
(Mony, Mony)
Good
(Mony, Mony)
Come on
(Mony, Mony)
All right baby
(Mony, Mony)

Say yeah
(Yeah)
Yeah
(Yeah)
Yeah
(Yeah)
Yeah
(Yeah)
Yeah
(Yeah)
Yeah
(Yeah)

Wake me, shake me, Mony, Mony
Shot gun dead and come on, Mony
Don't stop cookin', it feels so good yeah
Don't stop now, hey come on Mony
Come on Mony

Yeah
(Yeah)
Yeah
(Yeah)
Yeah
(Yeah)
Yeah
(Yeah)
Yeah
(Yeah)

'Cause you make me feel
(Mony, Mony)
So
(Mony, Mony)
Good
(Mony, Mony)
Yeah
(Mony, Mony)
Alright
(Mony, Mony)
Come on
(Mony, Mony)
So good
(Mony, Mony)
All right
(Mony, Mony)

I Say yeah
(Yeah)
Yeah
(Yeah)
Yeah
(Yeah)
Yeah
(Yeah)
Yeah
(Yeah)
Ahh!

Oh I love you Mony, Mo, Mo, Mony
(Shut up you)
Oh I love you Mony, Mo, Mo, Mony
(So good)
Oh I love you Mony, Mo, Mo, Mony
(All right)
Oh I love you Mony, Mony

Said Mony, Mony
Yeah
(Yeah)
Yeah
(Yeah)
Yeah
(Yeah)
Yeah
(Yeah)

Come on
(Come on)
Come on
(Come on)
Come on
(Come on)

Mony, Mony
(All right)
Mony, Mony
(All right)
Mony, Mony
(Come on)

Yeah
(Yeah)
Yeah
(Yeah)


*New Karaoke Song



((( SIMS 4 POOL PARTY! )))





The new Sims 4 pools are very...'cool' (pun intended)
My first Sims 4 pool party was a blast!

Well, I learned the hard way again
that having one male and two females in a household
always leads to sadness from jealousy

The only solution is to kick the sad person out of the household
then bring him or her back in new again
Either that or wait 7 to 12 Sims hours
for the twit to snap out of it!


I view Sims 4, at best, as a potential game that can be used for self-improvement. However, I finally realized, after making the Space Crazy Party video, that the only created household where I have the potential for improving myself is with my created household I call:


THE PERFECT HOUSEHOLD


In the Perfect Household I re-create myself and have to create a twin in order to keep the women in the household from getting jealous. Death is a member of my super-rich household and Death pays the bills.

I like the concept that some invisible force, in this case me, gives my Perfect Household thousands upon thousands of dollars so that they are rich enough to do anything they choose to do. Whatever they may need is provided by their magic genie; which just so happens to be me.








Saturday, November 1, 2014

((( CAT FIGHT!! )))





Bitch slapping required!!

Oh, c'mon hair pulling and bitch-slapping

PUHLEEEEEEEEEZE!!!






((( MARILYN MANSON BEFORE AND AFTER )))




manson-marilyn.jpg



Before and After

Hey! It works!!!



images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSyFfFpfHAqi9qNz9NMtDD


'Y' because we like you

M-O-U-S-E



Marilyn Manson day at a Disney theme park

should prove interesting,

don't cha think?