((( TROLOLO LOLO )))

My hero

and now faster!

AND EVEN FASTER!!!

What more

could any truly "sane" person

want from life??

NOTE:

I have a couple of Trololo Guy

T-shirts

No kidding!!!!

One of them is on a hanger on the door

TROLOLO GUY T-SHIRT

((( HOT DIGGIGY DOO DOINKS!!! )))

GIT OUT

YERR FRYIN PANS, SKEPTICS

CAUSE...

 THERE BE RATS ON MARS!!!!

YEEEEEEE HAAWWWWW!!!!

Seem like a lot of money to spend

just to find a rat


Oh, but the scientists might say,

"Yes, but it's a MARTIAN rat!!"


Hey, to me...

'A rat is a rat, of course of course...'

EVERYBODY SING!!!!

Um...

that was not a request, skeptics!!!!

((( PULL UP BAR )))

Well, I needed a 5 1/2" bolt

instead of the 4" bolt that was provided

so you can imagine how sturdy it is!

((( AWESOME!!! )))

In the instructions of my new pull-up bar it says

not to install this pull-up bar on drywall

Can you imagine?

They really have to tell people this,

but there has to be one numbskull who thinks he knows better

and decides not to read the directions


When he tries to do his first pull-up

he pulls down the wall instead

THEN decides to read the directions

BART: Hey dad, it says in the directions
not to install this pull-up bar on drywall


HOMER: Shut up, kid. I know what I'm doing!

After installing the pull-up bar on drywall

and tearing down the whole wall

trying to do one pull-up

Homer decides to go back

to what he does best