((( MR BASS MAN )))

Hey Mr. Bassman

You've got that certain somethin'

Hey Mr. Bassman

You set that music thumpin'

To you it's easy

When you go 1-2-3

Buh buh buh buh bah

You mean Buh buh bah buh buh buh bah boom boom boom

Yes!

Hey Mr. Bassman

You're on all songs with a

Buh buh buh bah boom boom

Bah b-bah bah boom boom boom bah

Hey Mr. Bassman

You're the hidden king of rock and roll

Bah bah bah bah boom

No, no

Bah bah bah buh bah bah bah bah

Oh

Well it don't mean a thing

When the leader's singin'

When he goes

Ay ay ay ay ay

Hey Mr. Bassman

I'm askin' just one thing

Will you please teach me

Yes, the way you sing

'Cause, Mr. Bassman

I want to be a bassman too

Bah bah bah bah bah buh buh booo

Like this

Buh buh buh buh bah

Buh buh buh buh bah buh

Now you go

Buh buh buh buh bah buh

Well it don't mean a thing

When the leader's singin'

And when he goes

Ay ay ay ay ay ay

Hey Mr. Bassman

I think I'm really witty

Hey Mr. Boom da bum da boom didididi boom boom boom boom

Hey Mr. Bassman

Now I'm a bassman too

Buh buh buh buh bah buh didididi boom bah bah bah 

(Mr. Bassman in the background "Oh yeah!")

Rest of the song is buh buh bah's

*New Karaoke Song
Silly stuff

((( SMOKE ON THE WATER )))

We all came out to Montreux

On the Lake Geneva shoreline

To make records with a mobile

We didn't have much time

Frank Zappa and the Mothers

Were at the best place around

But some stupid with a flare gun

Burned the place to the ground

Smoke on the water

A fire in the sky

Smoke on the water

They burned down the gambling house

It died with an awful sound

Funky Claude was running in and out

Pulling kids out the ground

When it all was over

We had to find another place

Swiss time was running out

It seemed that we would lose the race

Smoke on the water

A fire in the sky

Smoke on the water

We ended up at the Grand Hotel

It was empty cold and bare

With the Rolling truck Stones thing just outside

Making our music there

With a few red lights and a few old beds

We made a place to sweat

No matter what we get out of this

I know, I know we'll never forget

Smoke on the water

A fire in the sky

Smoke on the water

*Karaoke Song mostly for guitar lead breaks.
It's quite common for me to leave out verses
in order to fill them with electric guitar lead breaks