((( SGT PEPPERS )))

((( BEING FOR THE BENEFIT OF MR KITE )))

For the benefit of Mr. Kite

There will be a show tonight on trampoline

The Hendersons will all be there

Late of Pablo Fanques' fair, what a scene

Over men and horses hoops and garters

Lastly through a hogshead of real fire

In this way Mr. K will challenge the world

The celebrated Mr. K

Performs his feats on Saturday at Bishopsgate

The Hendersons will dance and sing

As Mr. Kite flies through the ring, don't be late

Messrs K. and H. assure the public

Their production will be second to none

And of course Henry the Horse dances the waltz

The band begins at ten to six

When Mr. K performs his tricks without a sound

And Mr. H will demonstrate

Ten somersets he'll undertake on solid ground

Having been some days in preparation

A splendid time is guaranteed for all

And tonight Mr. Kite is topping the bill

*New Karaoke Song

((( ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC )))

Just let me hear 

some of that rock and roll music

Any old way you choose it

It's got a backbeat you can blues it

Any old time you use it

Gotta be rock 'n' roll music

If you wanna dance with me

If you wanna dance with me

I got no kick against modern jazz

Unless they try to play it too darn fast

And lose the beauty of the melody

Until they sound just like a symphony

That's why I go for that rock and roll music

Any old way you choose it

It's got a backbeat you can blues it

Any old time you use it

It's gotta be rock 'n' roll music

If you wanna dance with me

If you wanna dance with me

I took my love on over 'cross the tracks

And she began, her man a wailin' sax

I must admit they had a rockin' band

Man they were blowin' like a hurricane

That's why I go for that rock and roll music

Any old way you choose it

It's got a backbeat you can blues it

Any old time you use it

Gotta be rock and roll music

If you wanna dance with me

If you wanna dance with me

Way down South they had a jubilee

Them Georgia folks they had a jamboree

They're drinkin' home brew from a wooden cup

The folks were dancin' they got all shook up

And started playin' that rock and roll music

Any old time you use it

It's got a backbeat you can blues it

Any old time you use it

Gotta be rock 'n' roll music

If you wanna dance with me

If you wanna dance with me

Don't care to hear them play a tango

And in the mood they take a mambo

It's way too early for the congo

So keep a rockin' that piano

That's why I go for that rock and roll music

Any old time you use it

It's got a backbeat you can blues it

Any old time you use it

Only got rock 'n' roll music

If you wanna dance with me

If you wanna dance with me

*New Karaoke Song

((( ROLL OVER BEETHOVEN )))

Well gonna write a little letter

Gonna mail it to my local D.J.

It's a rockin' little record

I want my jockey to play

Roll over Beethoven

I gotta hear it again today

You know my temperature's risin'

and the jukebox's blowin' a fuse

My hearts beatin' rhythm

and my soul keeps singing the blues

Roll over Beethoven

and tell Tchaikovsky the news

I got a rockin' pneumonia

I need a shot of rhythm and blues

I think I got it off the writer

sittin' down by the rhythm review

Roll over Beethoven

we're rockin' in two by two

Well if you fell you like it

Well grab your lover and reel and rock it

roll it over and move it on up

just a triteful farther

Roll over Beethoven

a rockin' in two by two , oh

Well early in the mornin'

I'm gonna give you my warnin'

Don't you step on my blue suede shoes

Hey Dittle Dittle

gonna play my fiddle

Ain't got nothing to lose

Roll over Beethoven

and tell Tchaikovsky the news

You know she wigs like a glow worm

Dance like a spinnin' top

She got a crazy partner

oughta see 'em reel an rock

Long as she's got a dime

the music will never stop

Roll over Beethoven

Roll over Beethoven

Roll over Beethoven

Roll over Beethoven

Roll over Beethoven

and dig these rhythm and blues

*New Karaoke Song