Friday, October 24, 2014

((( RACE RIOTS )))





When I was a kid this book came out

and was an INSTANT HIT among us kids

It seemed all of us bought a copy and laughed and laughed

The book was so popular at school that

it came VERY CLOSE to being BANNED by school officials


So, I just thought about this book 

and, for the heck of it, checked to see if I could find it at Amazon

((( VOILA!!! )))

There it was!!!

Only one copy and that copy was used

the only reason someone else didn't buy it 

was because they felt that $20.00 was too much to pay

GOOD NEWS FOR ME!!!

I JUST BOUGHT IT!!!

I probably will no longer laugh at a single joke, but

ah, what the heck!


There was one joke I believe

was on the back of the book that I'll always remember

It said:

"I'm not racist. I hate everybody!"


*And I just found out it has already shipped!


UPDATE

I just put the book down to write this update

Amazon can be very magical indeed!



2ND UPDATE

I finally started reading it and all I can say is...

now I know why the book is out of print

Man, have I ever changed!


Oh well....

Guess the 'joke's' on me

C'mon, there's gotta be at least one joke

in this friggin book that still makes me laugh

Puhleeeeeeeeeze!!!!





((( WALK RIGHT BACK - THE EVERLY BROTHERS )))





I want you to tell me why you walked out on me
I'm so lonesome everyday
I want you to know that since you walked out on me
Nothin' seems to be the same old way
Think about the love that burns within my heart for you
The good times we had before you went away, oh me

Walk right back to me this minute
Bring your love to me, don't send it
I'm so lonesome everyday

I want you to tell me why you walked out on me
I'm so lonesome everyday
I want you to know that since you walked out on me
Nothin' seems to be the same old way
Think about the love that burns within my heart for you
The good times we had before you went away, oh me

Walk right back to me this minute
Bring your love to me, don't send it
I'm so lonesome everyday

I'm so lonesome everyday
I'm so lonesome everyday
I'm so lonesome everyday


*New Karaoke Song