((( CECILIA )))

Cecilia, you're breaking my heart

You're shaking my confidence daily

Oh Cecilia, I'm down on m my knees

I'm begging you please to come home

Cecilia, you're breaking my heart

You're shaking my confidence daily

Oh Cecilia, I'm down on m my knees

I'm begging you please to come home

Come on home

Making love in the afternoon with Cecilia

Up in my bedroom (making love)

I got up to wash my face

When I come back to bed someone's taken my place

Hahaha

Cecilia, you're breaking my heart

You're shaking my confidence daily

Oh Cecilia, I'm down on m my knees

I'm begging you please to come home

Come on home

Hey, you should know you never treat me too right

Should've come home you shouldn't stay out at night

Think you never know you shouldn't treat me this way

And you know I wouldn't stray

Man, you should've known you could have give me everything

Go down on your knee, you should've put on the ring

Oh deny the rest, to me alone you should sing

And you know I wouldn't stray, no way

Jubilation, she loves me again

I fall on the floor and I laughing

Oh, jubilation, she loves me again

I fall on the floor and I laughing

*New Karaoke Song

((( SHAOLIN KUNG FU )))

People can get so wrapped up in the physical forms

that they don't even consider the most powerful physical movements

are summoned and orchestrated through a oneness

with the Living Chi flowing throughout the universe

Chi is indifferent EXCEPT in extraordinary circumstances

You must be on GREAT TERMS with your planet

in order for Chi to manifest a LIVING interest in you

and give you access to its hidden secrets

So, a deep loving relationship with Nature is a key element

Consider how it took being one with Nature

before the Buddha became truly "enlightened"

The Buddha became truly "enlightened"

meditating under a Bodhi Tree

Not under a freeway!

It's amazing that, apparently,

the Buddha never considered the role that PARTICULAR Bodhi Tree

played in his "enlightenment"

Never underestimate the power of ancient trees

They can bestow tremendous gifts

upon those who they sincerely love

Believe it or not

fighting with arms, legs and physical weapons

is for veritable cavemen

The truly advanced Martial Artist

fights with the Entire Universe as his weapon

One must defeat the Entire Universe

before defeating such an opponent

Or so it is said....