Friday, November 29, 2013

((( TAL WILKENFELD: MUSICAL GENIUS )))








How she does it:







Unreal!!!

and just like that (snap)

I'm in love





UPDATE:

Wanting that which you can never, ever, ever, ever, ever have...

SUCKS!

It is not fun AT ALL!!!

Now that I've mastered Tantric Kudalini meditation

I no longer need or want sex

My desire to masturbate is slowly...evaporating

and I more powerfully redirect my sexual energies

towards wholesome, creative pursuits

AND THAT'S GREAT!!!!!

If you face reality:

It sucks to be so weak that you cannot restrain yourself

from doing things you know in your heart are wrong

There is no fun in being a mental weakling



Tuesday, November 26, 2013

((( YOU JUST CAN'T WIN WITH SOME PEOPLE )))




Sometimes, no matter how nice you are

or how hard you may try

you just can't win with some people







((( SUIT & TIE: JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE )))



I put on my suit and tie, bit by bit
I put on my suit and tie, bit by bit
Can I show you a few things, a few things, a few things, little baby?
'Cause...
I put on my suit and tie, bit by bit
I put on my suit and tie, bit by bit
Let me show you a few things
Let me show you a few things

[Verse 1: Justin Timberlake]
I can't wait 'til I get you on the floor, good-looking
Cause you're so hot, baby just like an oven
And I'll burn myself, but I just had to touch it
You're so fine, and all mine
Hey baby, we don't mind all the watching
Cause if they study close, real close
They might learn something
She ain't nothing but a little doozie when she does it
She's so fine tonight

[Hook: Justin Timberlake]
And as long as I got my suit and tie
I'ma leave it all on the floor tonight
Love is steaming up the air tonight
Let me show you a few things

All dressed up in black and white
And you're dressed in that dress I like
Love is swinging in the air tonight
Let me show you a few things
Let me show you a few things
Show you a few things about love
While we're in the swing of love
Let me show you a few things
Show you a few things about love
Hey

[Verse 2: Justin Timberlake]
Stop, let me get a good look at it
Oh, so thick, now I know why it's causing a static
And aww, it's a stick, got a hit and picked up a habit
But that's alright, you're all mine
Awww, go on and show 'em who you call daddy
I guess they're just mad cause girl, they wish you they had it
Oh, my killer, my thriller, yeah you're a classic
And you're all mine tonight

[Hook: Justin Timberlake]
And as long as I got my suit and tie
I'ma leave it all on the floor tonight
Love is steaming up the air tonight
Let me show you a few things

All pressed up in black and white
And you're wearing that dress I like
Love is swinging in the air tonight
Let me show you a few things
Let me show you a few things
Show you a few things about love
While we're in the swing of love
Let me show you a few things
Show you a few things about love
Hey

[Hook: Justin Timberlake]
And as long as I got my suit and tie
I'ma leave it all on the floor tonight
Love is steaming up the air tonight
Let me show you a few things

All pressed up in black and white
And you're wearing that dress I like
Love is swinging in the air tonight
Let me show you a few things
Let me show you a few things
Show you a few things about love
Let me show you a few things
Show you a few things about love, hey
Oh...

* Karaoke version raised four-steps edited out JayZ



Saturday, November 23, 2013

((( THE ROLAND BA-330 PORTABLE PA )))




I've decided that I need 

something more substantial than my 

Alesis Transactive Mobile portable PA system, 

for my outdoor performances for Mother Nature


I've been pushing that poor little Alesis too hard

and it's starting to have a nervous breakdown


So I just bought this from Musician's Friend


It cost 3 TIMES THE PRICE of the Alesis, but...

From an average of all the reviews

THIS IS THE ONE I WANT!!!!


AWESOME UNIT!!!!






UPDATE:

Gave it the full-on test

performing for Mother Nature on Thanksgiving Day 2013

it passed A+  110%!!!




Friday, November 22, 2013

((( TO MAJOR ED DAMES )))




To Major Ed Dames,

If you truly think about it I'm sure you will agree that millions upon millions of Christians who are certain the Anti-Christ is going to come are not helping matters AT ALL. They would do much better to be skeptical about the Biblical Book of Revelation and concentrate their Intent that the Anit-Christ is no one's bitch and will refuse to do what the Bible says he must do...as a matter of principle.

Christians would do much better to envision the Anti-Christ rebelling and deciding to do WHATEVER HE MAY CHOOSE TO DO whether his father Satan likes it or not!

If you think about it, if all Christians decided to assertively do this consistently they just might change the course of Biblical history. Unfortunately, most Christians are like you. they are absolutely certain things must be the way they must be and there is nothing they can do about it.

How about you consider training your remote viewers to POSTPONE the disasters you predict, AS I HAVE BEEN DOING MY BEST TO DO, instead of encouraging those disasters. I sense you want to be proven right more than you want to postpone the disasters you and your remote viewers foresee.

HOW ABOUT YOU GROW A PAIR AND HELP ME POSTPONE THOSE DISASTERS!!!

I could use all the help I can get

BELIEVE IN YOURSELF, DAMMIT!!!!

THINGS DON'T NECESSARILY HAVE TO BE AS YOU HAVE BEEN PREDICTING!!!!


Thanks,

A Concerned Critical Thinker


Wednesday, November 20, 2013

((( THE QUALITY OF MERCY )))




The quality of mercy is not strain'd,
It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven
Upon the place beneath: it is twice blest;
It blesseth him that gives and him that takes...

~ Shakespeare (The Merchant of Venice) ~




Tuesday, November 19, 2013

((( CAN'T TAKE MY EYES OFF OF YOU )))



You're just too good to be true.
Can't take my eyes off you.
You'd be like Heaven to touch.
I wanna hold you so much.
At long last love has arrived
And I thank God I'm alive.
You're just too good to be true.
Can't take my eyes off you.

Pardon the way that I stare.
There's nothing else to compare.
The sight of you leaves me weak.
There are no words left to speak,
But if you feel like I feel,
Please let me know that it's real.
You're just too good to be true.
Can't take my eyes off you.

I love you, baby,
And if it's quite alright,
I need you, baby,
To warm a lonely night.
I love you, baby.
Trust in me when I say:
Oh, pretty baby,
Don't bring me down, I pray.
Oh, pretty baby, now that I found you, stay
And let me love you, baby.
Let me love you.

You're just too good to be true.
Can't take my eyes off you.
You'd be like Heaven to touch.
I wanna hold you so much.
At long last love has arrived
And I thank God I'm alive.
You're just too good to be true.
Can't take my eyes off you.

I love you, baby,
And if it's quite alright,
I need you, baby,
To warm a lonely night.
I love you, baby.
Trust in me when I say:
Oh, pretty baby,
Don't bring me down, I pray.
Oh, pretty baby, now that I found you, stay..

~ New Karaoke Song ~


Friday, November 15, 2013

((( THE CALIFORNIA RAISINS )))


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THE CALIFORNIA RAISINS HAVE ARRIVED!!!

I got a set of 12 from Ebay!!

AWESOME!!!















((( COME TO ME )))



Come to me now that I have found you;
Come to me; wrap my love around you.
Look in my eyes; hear what they way.
Don't run away; stay, stay , stay.
*I'm on fire; let your lips caress me.
My desire is that you possess me.
Don't be afraid for love to come to you.
My lover, come to me; lover, come to me,
Come to me.

(Instrumental interlude and pick up.)

I'm on fire; let your lips caress me.
My desire is that you possess me.
Don't be afraid for love to come to you.
My lover, come to me; lover, come to me,
Come to me.

~ New Karaoke Song ~



((( IT'S NOT FOR ME TO SAY )))



It's not for me to say you love me
It's not for me to say you'll always care
Oh, but here for the moment, I can hold you fast
And press your lips to mine and dream that love will last

As far as I can see, this is heaven
And speaking just for me, it's ours to share
Perhaps the glow of love will grow with ev'ry passing day
Or we may never meet again
But then, it's not for me to say

As far as I can see, this is heaven
And speaking just for me, it's ours to share
Perhaps the glow of love will grow with ev'ry passing day
Or we may never meet again
But then, it's not for me to say

~ New Karaoke Song ~



((( WILD IS THE WIND )))



Love me, love me, say you do
Let me fly away with you
For my love is like the wind
And wild is the wind

Give me more than one caress
Satisfy this hungriness
Let the wind blow through your heart
For wild is the wind

You touch me, I hear the sound of mandolins
You kiss me and with your kiss, the world begins
You're spring to me, all things to me
You're life itself

like a leaf clings to a tree
Oh my darling, cling to me
For we're creatures of the wind
And wild is the wind, the wind
Wild is my love for you

~ New Karaoke Song ~



((( WONDERFUL WONDERFUL )))



Sometimes we walk hand in hand by the sea
And we breathe in the cool salty air
You turn to me with a kiss in your eyes
And my heart feels a thrill beyond compare

Then your lips cling to mine
It's wonderful, wonderful
Oh, so wonderful, my love

Sometimes we stand on the top of a hill
And we gaze at the earth and the sky
I turn to you and you melt in my arms
There we are, darling, only you and I

What a moment to share
It's wonderful, wonderful
Oh, so wonderful, my love

The world is full of wondrous things, it's true
But they wouldn't have much meaning without you

Some quiet evening I sit by your side
And we're lost in a world of our own
I feel the glow of your unspoken love
I'm aware of the treasure that I own

And I say to myself
"It's wonderful, wonderful
Oh, so wonderful, my love"

And I say to myself
"It's wonderful, wonderful
Oh, so wonderful, my love"


~ I'm stocking up on Karaoke songs in case the world ends ~

I intend to die singing!



((( AN IDEA WHOSE TIME HAS COME )))




"There is one thing

that is stronger than all the armies in the world,

and that is an idea whose time has come"

~ Victor Hugo ~


Hugo began planning a major novel about social misery and injustice as early as the 1830s, but it would take a full 17 years for Les Misérables to be realized and finally published in 1862. Hugo was acutely aware of the quality of the novel and publication of the work went to the highest bidder. The Belgian publishing house Lacroix and Verboeckhoven undertook a marketing campaign unusual for the time, issuing press releases about the work a full six months before the launch. It also initially published only the first part of the novel ("Fantine"), which was launched simultaneously in major cities. Installments of the book sold out within hours, and had enormous impact on French society.


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The critical establishment was generally hostile to the novel; Taine found it insincere, Barbey d'Aurevilly complained of its vulgarity, Gustave Flaubert found within it "neither truth nor greatness", the Goncourts lambasted its artificiality, and Baudelaire Рdespite giving favorable reviews in newspapers Рcastigated it in private as "tasteless and inept". Les Mis̩rables proved popular enough with the masses that the issues it highlighted were soon on the agenda of the National Assembly of France. Today the novel remains his most enduringly popular work. It is popular worldwide, and has been adapted for cinema, television and stage shows.


MY COMMENT:

I was suddenly inspired to do a study into the life of Victor Hugo and was amazed to find how this novel, panned by most of the critics, was so well received by the public that it led to social reforms in France. If that were not enough it eventually became a major Broadway Musical hit and blockbuster movie. Quite an accomplishment for a novel. I never remember hearing the like of such a thing before.

I'm going to look into singing a karaoke version of at least one of the main songs from the film. The spirit of Enrico Caruso loves to sing show tunes through my being, Ha!

I just checked and, unfortunately, all the songs are...miserable. As that should come as some big surprise considering the name of the movie, right?





Wassamatta fo you, bebe?



And what of Madonna

starring in the movie version of Evita?





'Don't cry for me Argentina...'

cry for yourselves because I starred in this movie

and feel guilty every time you rejoiced

seeing me slapped around


I just did some studies on the real life Evita


"* La Gran Puta: The Evita haters played the sex card 

and permanently tagged her with the label of "the great whore."


No wonder Madonna was "great" for the role...um...I guess

didn't see the movie

don't intend to


But it's fun to pass judgment

when I don't really know what I'm talking about


Hey, everybody's doing it!





Hooo Boy!

No wonder

the Republicans hated her!




Thursday, November 14, 2013

((( NEW YEAR'S DAY )))




I feel inspired to stock up on ANY SONG

I want to sing or play instrumentally

if I can find excellent Karaoke versions of them

I Intend an instrumental version of this song by U2




((( ROAM )))




Got a great Karaoke version of this song

to play instrumentally on electric guitar




Wednesday, November 13, 2013

((( TERMINATOR 2 )))



One of my all time favorite

movie scenes



((( MY SHARONA )))



Oh my little pretty one, pretty one
When you gonna give me some time Sharona
When you make my motor run, my motor run
Gun it coming, off the line Sharona

*Never gonna stop, give it up
Such a dirty mind, always get it up
For the touch of the younger kind
My my my i yi woo
My my my my Sharona

Come a little closer huh, ah will ya huh,
Close enough to look in my eyes Sharona
Keeping it a mystery gets to me
Running down the length of my thighs Sharona

(Repeat *)

When you gonna get to me
Get to me
It's just a matter of time Sharona
Is it just destiny, destiny
Or is it just a game in my mind Sharona

(Repeat *)


Tuesday, November 12, 2013

((( WHEN SUNNY GETS BLUE )))



When Sunny gets blue, her eyes get gray and cloudy
Then the rain begins to fall, pitter-patter, pitter-patter
Love is gone, so what can matter
No sweet lover man comes to call

When Sunny gets blue, she breathes a sigh of sadness
Like the wind that stirs the trees
Wind that sets the leaves to swaying
Like some violins were playing weird and haunting melodies

People used to love to hear her laugh, see her smile
That's how she got her name
Since that sad affair, she's lost her smile, changed her style
Somehow she's not the same

But memories will fade and pretty dreams will rise up
Where the other dreams fell through
Hurry new love, hurry here to kiss away each lonely tear
And hold her near when Sunny gets blue

People used to love to hear her laugh, see her smile
That's how she got her name
Since that sad affair, she's lost her smile, changed her style
Somehow she's not the same

People used to love to hear her laugh, see her smile
That's how she got her name
Since that sad affair, she's lost her smile, changed her style
Somehow she's not the same

But memories will fade and pretty dreams will rise up
Where the other dreams fell through
Hurry new love, hurry here, to kiss away each lonely tear
And hold her near when Sunny gets blue

Hold her near when Sunny gets blue


((( CHANCES ARE )))



Chances are, 'cause I wear a silly grin
The moment you come into view
Chances are you think that I'm in love with you

Just because my composure sort of slips
The moment that your lips meet mine
Chances are you think my heart's your valentine

In the magic of moonlight
When I sigh, "Hold me close, dear"
Chances are you'll believe the stars
That fill the skies are in my eyes

Guess you feel you'll always be
The one and only one for me
And if you think you could
Well, chances are your chances are awfully good

Chances are you'll believe the stars
That fill the skies are in my eyes

Guess you feel you'll always be
The one and only one for me
And if you think you could
Well, chances are your chances are awfully good

The chances are your chances are awfully good



((( WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO-GO )))



Jitterbug
Jitterbug
Jitterbug
Jitterbug

You put the boom boom into my heart
You send my soul sky high when your lovin' starts
Jitterbug into my brain
Goes a bang bang bang 'til my feet do the same

But something's bugging you, something ain't right
My best friend told me what you did last night
Left me sleepin' in my bed, I was dreaming
But I should have been with you instead

Wake me up before you go go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo yo
Wake me up before you go go
I don't want to miss it when you hit that high

Wake me up before you go go
'Cause I'm not plannin' on going solo
Wake me up before you go go
Take me dancing tonight
I wanna hit that high, yeah, yeah

You take the gray skies out of my way
You make the sun shine brighter than Doris Day
Turned a bright spark into a flame
My beats per minute never been the same

'Cause you're my lady, I'm your fool
It makes me crazy when you act so cruel
Come on baby, let's not fight
We'll go dancing, everything will be all right

Wake me up before you go go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo yo
Wake me up before you go go
I don't want to miss it when you hit that high

Wake me up before you go go
'Cause I'm not plannin' on going solo
Wake me up before you go go
Take me dancing tonight
I wanna hit that high, yeah, yeah yeah, baby

Jitterbug
Jitterbug

Cuddle up, baby, move in tight
We'll go dancing tomorrow night
It's cold out there but it's warm in bed
They can dance, we'll stay home instead

Jitterbug

Wake me up before you go go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo yo
Wake me up before you go go
I don't want to miss it when you hit that high

Wake me up before you go go
'Cause I'm not plannin' on going solo
Wake me up before you go go
Take me dancing tonight

Wake me up before you go go
Don't you dare to leave me hanging
Wake me up before you go go
I don't want to miss it when you hit that high

Wake me up before you go go
'Cause I'm not plannin' on going solo
Wake me up before you go go
Take me dancing tonight
Yeah yeah

~ Had to lower the Karaoke version 3 steps ~
Should be silly fun to sing



((( TRAFFIC LOW SPARK OF HIGH-HEELED BOYS )))



If you see something that looks like a star
and it's shooting up out of the ground
and your head is spinning from a loud guitar.
And you just can't escape from the sound
don't worry too much, it'll happen to you
We were children once, playing with toys.

And the thing that you're hearing is only the sound
of the low spark of high-heeled boys.

The percentage you're paying is too high priced
while you're living beyond all your means.
And the man in the suit has just bought a new car
from the profit he's made on your dreams.
But today you just swear that the man was shot dead
by a gun that didn't make any noise.
But it wasn't the bullet that laid him to rest
was the low spark of high-heeled boys.

If you had just a minute to breathe
and they granted you one final wish
would you ask for something, like another chance.
Or something similar as this
don't worry too much, it'll happen to you
as sure as your sorrows are joys.

And the thing that disturbs you is only the sound
of the low spark of high-heeled boys.

The percentage you're paying is too high priced
while you're living beyond all your means
and the man in the suit has just bought a new car
from the profit he's made on your dreams
But today you just swear that the man was shot dead
by a gun that didn't make any noise
But it wasn't the bullet that laid him to rest
was the low spark of high-heeled boys....high-heeled boys.

If I gave you everything that I own
and asked for nothing in return
Would you do the same for me, as I would for you?
Or take me for a ride
and strip me of everything, including my pride
But spirit is something that no one destroys

And the sound that I'm hearing is only the sound
of the low spark of high-heeled boys.

~ I bought an excellent Karaoke version for instrumental guitar ~



Sunday, November 10, 2013

((( LOVE SHACK B52s )))



I'VE GOT ME A CAR

IT'S AS BIG AS A WHALE

AND I'VE GOT ME A WHALE

IT'S AS BIG AS A HOUSE

AND I'VE GOT ME A HOUSE

IT'S AS BIG AS A DOG

AND I'VE GOT ME A DOG

IT'S AS BIG AS A RAT...


*I'll be playing mostly an
electric guitar instrumental version,
but I sure as heck am gonna sing
this silly 'big as a whale' part
I made up!





I really like this song. I intend to have fun

playing electric guitar in an instrumental version


Got a great new Karaoke version

just for the process!




Friday, November 8, 2013

((( PRIDE IN THE NAME OF LOVE BY U2 )))



One man come in the name of love 
One man come and go 
One come he to justify 
One man to overthrow 

In the name of love 
What more in the name of love 
In the name of love 
What more in the name of love 

One man caught on a barbed wire fence 
One man he resist 
One man washed on an empty beach. 
One man betrayed with a kiss 

In the name of love 
What more in the name of love 
In the name of love 
What more in the name of love 

(nobody like you...) 

Early morning, April 4 
Shot rings out in the Memphis sky 
Free at last, they took your life 
They could not take your pride 

In the name of love 
What more in the name of love 
In the name of love 
What more in the name of love 
In the name of love 
What more in the name of love... 

~ Karaoke Version for Electric Guitar ~


((( THE REAL ME )))



I went back to the doctor
To get another shrink
I sit and tell him about my weekend
But he never betrays what he thinks

Can you see the real me, doctor?
Can you see the real me, doctor?

I went back to my mother
I said, "I'm crazy mama, help me"
She said, "I know how it feels son
'Cause it runs in the family"

Can you see the real me, mother, mother?
Can you see the real me, mother, mother?
Can you see the real me, the real me
The real me, the real me, the real me?

The cracks between the paving stones
Are like rivers of flowing veins
Strange people who know me
Stare from behind every window pane

The girl I used to love
Lives in this yellow house
Yesterday she passed me by
She doesn't want to know me now

Can you see the real me, can you, can you?
Can you see the real me, can you, can you?
Can you see the real me, me, me, me, me
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me?

I ended up with a preacher
Full of lies and hate
I seemed to scare him a little
So he showed me to the golden gate

Can you see the real me, can you, can you?
Can you see the real me, can you, can you?

~ New Karaoke & Electric Guitar song ~


Thursday, November 7, 2013

((( KEITH MOON )))



"We were a horrible, ugly, noisy, arrogant, 
inconsiderate bunch of ass-bleeps. We became successful.
I think we became successful because
that's what the audience were like too."

~ Pete Townshend (The Who) ~


MY COMMENT:

This short clip on Keith Moon really...
'blew' my mind (pun intended)
It's two minutes well worth watching

...especially for any ass-bleep
Who fans out there



Monday, November 4, 2013

((( MIB 2 FUNNY MOMENTS )))




Kind of makes me wanna get

a cute little...

alien dog



((( SILLY GIFS 2 )))


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Well, at least he has a license, right?

Is it against the law to let your dog drive a car?

I don't think it is






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What is that funky smell??




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Hey, look what I can do!!!




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((( OH BOY! OH BOY!! OH BOY!!! )))




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WHOAH!!!




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And then I have to to this

and then I have to do that

and then I have to do the other thing

and, oh dear, did I forget something?




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I think I'll just...UMPH!!!




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'Oh, so you think you're a Jedi, eh?'

'Yeah, that's right! What'cha gonna do about it!'





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'So long, sucker!! Heh, heh, heh....'





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'Clunk!'

'Clunk!'

'Clunk!'

'Clunk!'

'Clun......'



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'You are getting sleeeeeepy'




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'Nope. I'm not doing anything...

HA!'





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'Um...hmmm...

maybe I should think about this some more'





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'Hot cha, cha, cha, cha!'







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'Sorry lady, I gotta go!'






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'What'cha lookin at? I don't see anything'

'Hey, you kids. Cut it out, willya?''


and then comes the tragic moment

when she suddenly realizes...

DADDY'S BEEN STUFFED!!!




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