Friday, January 31, 2014

((( EDWARD SNOWDEN & THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE!! )))




EDWARD SNOWDEN 

NOMINATED FOR THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE????

WHAT A KICK IN THE NSA NUTS!!!


Up until this point the American government 
was trying to make Edward Snowden into the traitor bad guy


If they had their way they would make Snowden
worse than Benedict Arnold
Not so easy to do now, eh?


ANY OF YOU WHO HAVE SECRETLY WISHED

YOU COULD KICK THE ENTIRE NSA IN THE NUTS

TODAY YOU HAVE GOTTEN YOUR WISH!!!!



((( GREAT!!! )))


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((( GREAT!! )))


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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!



Thursday, January 30, 2014

((( HERCULES UNCHAINED )))



He tries to be such a nice guy

but the goddamn mother fuckers

just piss him off!!!!



Saturday, January 25, 2014

((( EAGLES ALREADY GONE )))



Well, I heard some people
talkin' just the other day
And they said you were gonna put me on a shelf
But let me tell you I got some news for you
And you'll soon find out it's true
And then you'll have to eat your lunch all by yourself

'Cause I'm already gone
And I'm feelin' strong
I will sing this victory song
Woo hoo hoo, my my, woo hoo hoo

The letter that you wrote me made me stop and wonder why
But I guess you felt like you had to set things right
Just remember this, my girl, when you look up in the sky
You can see the stars and still not see the light, that's right

And I'm already gone
And I'm feelin' strong
I will sing this victory song
Woo hoo hoo, my my, woo hoo hoo

Well I know it wasn't you who held me down
Heaven knows it wasn't you who set me free
So often times it happens that we live our lives in chains
And we never even know we have the key

But me, I'm already gone
And I'm feelin' strong
I will sing this victory song
'Cause I'm already gone

Yes, I'm already gone
And I'm feelin' strong
I will sing this victory song
'Cause I'm already gone

Yes, I'm already gone
Already gone, all right, nighty night
Already gone
Already gone

* New Karaoke Song


Friday, January 24, 2014

((( THE INSANITY OF THE ALMIGHTY )))




The only Christian testimonies I feel are of any real value are the testimonies of high priest type Satanists who give their lives to Jesus. These testimonies give all the evidence one needs that the supernatural realm is indeed very real

I have personally experienced that realm and continue to do so, but having others verify things I have personally experienced gives validation to my experiences

Now, you may feel this guy is lying or just nuts, but I know for a fact there is indeed a Satan and fallen angels who are, apparently, hopelessly addicted to the desire to be worshiped

Apparently, God created Lucifer with an overly ambitious spirit. He wanted to be worshiped like the most high God and convinced many of the angels to worship him. I envision those angels followed Lucifer even as the Nazis followed Hitler

God decided to give Lucifer and the fallen angels a kingdom of their own where they could worship Lucifer for there was not enough room in Heaven for Lucifer to be worshiped.

In order to implement His Master Plan it was initiated with a war in Heaven and God's angels entertained the Almighty by fighting Lucifer and his angels. Eventually, of course, Lucifer and the fallen angels were seriously wounded and cast out of Heaven. Their hatred and anger made them fall as though they had concrete hardened around their feet. They fell for, it seemed, eons and finally crash landed in a realm that was far below the standards that Lucifer would have found acceptable. God told Lucifer that this realm would be whatever he would make of it, but Lucifer surrendered himself to feeling insulted and degraded. His anger and growing hatred transformed him and drove him insane. He became SATAN and the fallen angels who were cast down with him were also transformed by their seething anger and hatred.

They all became consumed with a burning desire to be worshiped and they looked toward the Earth and most of those whom God said would be given over to them.

So, the Earth became mostly Satan's playground for most of the humans on Earth would surrender themselves to him and his angels throughout the ages.

All the predominantly righteous would find whatever rewards they believed they would eventually receive for properly enduring  the hell of the damned against them. Whatever names they called upon to deliver them from evil were irrelevant for it was their individual righteousness that determined their eternal fates NOT THE NAMES THEY CALLED UPON!!!!

And so Jesus, the brother of Lucifer, finally came to Earth and was eventually subject to whatever tortures were allowed by the Almighty. Jesus suffered for 33 Earth years and is STILL being compensated for those 33 Earth years of misery He endured.

Satan, and the fallen angels, on the other hand, are STILL fuming with insane rage over their perceived injustices and I'm doing my best to show them that all their misery has its roots in their insane desire to be worshiped. If they had chosen to show gratitude for the realm God had cast them in they could have made it into a paradise. Instead their anger and hatred transformed that realm into a burning hell where all who would be tricked by them would burn for all eternity.

And so here we are January 2014 and I feel things are getting really nuts. The God of creation is showing signs of going completely insane and in such a situation all bets are off! If the God of Creation goes completely insane you can forget about any Biblical promises being made. You can forget about any Biblical anything. You can expect complete, total insanity with no logic and reason to control it and keep it in check.

What this will lead to is the second BIG BANG in which God blows up all the galaxies in all the universes in one fell swoop of madness!!!

Better hope I can continue to pacify the Wrath and Insanity of the Almighty or your gooses are indeed cooked!!

Then again, I'm probably just nuts!

I TRULY HOPE I AM INCORRECT!!!



Saturday, January 18, 2014

((( MAGIC CARPET RIDE )))



I like to dream yes, yes, 
right between my sound machine
On a cloud of sound I drift in the night
Any place it goes is right
Goes far, flies near, to the stars away from here

Well, you don't know what we can find
Why don't you come with me little girl
On a magic carpet ride
You don't know what we can see
Why don't you tell your dreams to me
Fantasy will set you free
Close your eyes girl
Look inside girl
Let the sound take you away

Last night I held Aladdin's lamp
And so I wished that I could stay
Before the thing could answer me
Well, someone came and took the lamp away
I looked around, a lousy candle's all I found

Well, you don't know what we can find
Why don't you come with me little girl
On a magic carpet ride
Well, you don't know what we can see
Why don't you tell your dreams to me
Fantasy will set you free
Close your eyes girl
Look inside girl
Let the sound take you away

You don't know what we can find
Why don't you come with me little girl
On a magic carpet ride
Well, you don't know what we can see
Why don't you tell your dreams to me


Wednesday, January 8, 2014

((( SNAP ROOSTER FUN )))




Why is it called

SNAP ROOSTER FUN?

You'll have to watch to find out

cause I ain't tellin'



Silly Stuff!!



Monday, January 6, 2014

Wednesday, January 1, 2014

((( SGT PEPPERS )))


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((( BEING FOR THE BENEFIT OF MR KITE )))



For the benefit of Mr. Kite
There will be a show tonight on trampoline
The Hendersons will all be there
Late of Pablo Fanques' fair, what a scene

Over men and horses hoops and garters
Lastly through a hogshead of real fire
In this way Mr. K will challenge the world

The celebrated Mr. K
Performs his feats on Saturday at Bishopsgate
The Hendersons will dance and sing
As Mr. Kite flies through the ring, don't be late

Messrs K. and H. assure the public
Their production will be second to none
And of course Henry the Horse dances the waltz

The band begins at ten to six
When Mr. K performs his tricks without a sound
And Mr. H will demonstrate
Ten somersets he'll undertake on solid ground

Having been some days in preparation
A splendid time is guaranteed for all
And tonight Mr. Kite is topping the bill

*New Karaoke Song



((( ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC )))



Just let me hear 
some of that rock and roll music
Any old way you choose it
It's got a backbeat you can blues it
Any old time you use it
Gotta be rock 'n' roll music
If you wanna dance with me
If you wanna dance with me

I got no kick against modern jazz
Unless they try to play it too darn fast
And lose the beauty of the melody
Until they sound just like a symphony

That's why I go for that rock and roll music
Any old way you choose it
It's got a backbeat you can blues it
Any old time you use it
It's gotta be rock 'n' roll music
If you wanna dance with me
If you wanna dance with me

I took my love on over 'cross the tracks
And she began, her man a wailin' sax
I must admit they had a rockin' band
Man they were blowin' like a hurricane

That's why I go for that rock and roll music
Any old way you choose it
It's got a backbeat you can blues it
Any old time you use it
Gotta be rock and roll music
If you wanna dance with me
If you wanna dance with me

Way down South they had a jubilee
Them Georgia folks they had a jamboree
They're drinkin' home brew from a wooden cup
The folks were dancin' they got all shook up

And started playin' that rock and roll music
Any old time you use it
It's got a backbeat you can blues it
Any old time you use it
Gotta be rock 'n' roll music
If you wanna dance with me
If you wanna dance with me

Don't care to hear them play a tango
And in the mood they take a mambo
It's way too early for the congo
So keep a rockin' that piano

That's why I go for that rock and roll music
Any old time you use it
It's got a backbeat you can blues it
Any old time you use it
Only got rock 'n' roll music
If you wanna dance with me
If you wanna dance with me

*New Karaoke Song


((( ROLL OVER BEETHOVEN )))



Well gonna write a little letter
Gonna mail it to my local D.J.
It's a rockin' little record
I want my jockey to play
Roll over Beethoven
I gotta hear it again today

You know my temperature's risin'
and the jukebox's blowin' a fuse
My hearts beatin' rhythm
and my soul keeps singing the blues
Roll over Beethoven
and tell Tchaikovsky the news

I got a rockin' pneumonia
I need a shot of rhythm and blues
I think I got it off the writer
sittin' down by the rhythm review
Roll over Beethoven
we're rockin' in two by two

Well if you fell you like it
Well grab your lover and reel and rock it
roll it over and move it on up
just a triteful farther
Roll over Beethoven
a rockin' in two by two , oh

Well early in the mornin'
I'm gonna give you my warnin'
Don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Hey Dittle Dittle
gonna play my fiddle
Ain't got nothing to lose
Roll over Beethoven
and tell Tchaikovsky the news

You know she wigs like a glow worm
Dance like a spinnin' top
She got a crazy partner
oughta see 'em reel an rock
Long as she's got a dime
the music will never stop
Roll over Beethoven
Roll over Beethoven
Roll over Beethoven
Roll over Beethoven
Roll over Beethoven
and dig these rhythm and blues

*New Karaoke Song