((( THE SUPER 55 HAS ARRIVED!!! )))

IT'S HERE!!!!

SHURE SUPER 55

Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the

Copacabana Catholic Riverdance Footbinder's club

Home of the 24 hour burrito

((( It's a Gas!! )))


I am your host: Migelito Lovesome

and I'm here to tell you that if I had been born black

by now I would most definitely need a jock strap,

but that goes without saying, right guys?


And now the long dead opera legend

ENRICO CARUSO

is going to sing

No More Mr Nice Guy

by Alice Cooper

"I USED TO BE SUCH A SWEET, SWEET THING...."

UPDATE:

The microphone came with

a 57 page instruction manual

Did you know that you should never use this microphone

while you're standing in a bucket of water?

Learn something new every day

"Shure first began manufacturing their own products in 1932 with the introduction of the 33N two-button carbon microphone. The Model 40D, Shure's first condenser microphone, was introduced the next year, and the first of a line of crystal microphone, the Model 70, was introduced in 1935. With the introduction of the 55 Unidyne Microphone in 1939, the company's microphone offering included carbon, condenser, crystal, and dynamic microphones.^[2] Wired and wireless microphones together represent the largest category of Shure's overall business.^[8] Shure currently produces numerous series of microphones for various applications, including the SM, Beta, KSM, and PG series, as well as specialty consumer microphones, Microflex, and Easyflex (conferencing systems for commercially-installed applications).

One of Shure's most visually iconic microphone series is the Unidyne series, seen in use by heads of state and popular recording artists and performers from the 1940s through the end of the twentieth century, including President John F. Kennedy, Ella Fitzgerald, and Frank Sinatra. The Model 55 Unidyne is pictured with Harry S. Truman in the famous photograph where he is holding the Chicago Tribune newspaper with the erroneous front page headline "Dewey Defeats Truman." It is also pictured in front of Fidel Castro on the cover of the January 19, 1959 issue of Life Magazine and in front of Martin Luther King, Jr. during delivery of his famous I Have a Dream speech during the 1963 March on Washington. The original Shure 55 Unidyne microphone was designed by engineer Ben Bauer and first produced in 1939.^[8] The 55 Unidyne was designed to be a rugged public address microphone with exceptional audio performance, and was notable for its single-element, unidirectional design which was smaller, less susceptible to feedback, and less sensitive to ambient noise than other microphones on the market at that time."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shure_Incorporated

((( PHOTONS ARE PARANORMAL )))

When science speaks of 'photons', the supposed particles that make up light, they tend to act as though they know what they are talking about. Well, if they are certain that light is composed of “photons” that implies more than one photon. No matter where I have searched to find out how big a photon is I get no clear answers. I'm being led to believe science doesn't have a clue how big a photon is. So if science has no clue how big a photon is and/or how much it weighs how can science 'blindly' assume that light is made of more than one photon?

It seems to me photons are a paranormal phenomenon because they are outside of the ability of science to explain. If science cannot PROVE scientifically that light is composed of more than one photon THEY HAVE NO RIGHT to say that light is composed of photonS!

At best, science should say that light is composed of a theoretical particle called: PHOTON. It is theoretical because photon has no mass, it has no weight and, like consciousness, although we can experiment with the effects of photon it cannot be proven to actually exist because it has no physical tangible form and science has already established that since 'God' is intangible God cannot possibly exist because that which is intangible cannot possibly exist except as an intangible theory