I was recently at my favorite Mexican Food restaurant sitting at the bar. The comedy movie The Three Amigos was just finishing up. There were two beautiful Mexican women. One gave a 'thank you' kiss to Steve Martin and the other gave a 'thank you' kiss to Martin Short. Then The Three Amigos rode off into the sunset.
My favorite waitress came up to me to tell me that she was leaving and I asked her a question. I said, "You're pretty enough" and she responded, "Thank you." I then asked, "Tell me something. Have you ever heard of beautiful women being sexually attracted to clowns?" She and the bartender started laughing so hard they almost fell to the floor. I was like Bugs Bunny, "What'd I say? What's I say??"
I explained I could easily 'see' that when those women kissed Steve Martin and Martin Short they were essentially thinking something like, "Actually, we were only paid to kiss these guys. All the rest we did in the movie we did for free"
