((( "I DON'T UNDERSTAND BRITAIN AT ALL" )))

What?

Ain't cha' got no class or ability to recognize talent?

Bunch of cockney Muldoons!!

Amazing how dumb people are

So many waiting for days and days and days on long lines
just to get up there and give these types of performances

You gotta know all their friends and relatives must have told them they were great
or they wouldn't be there at all

What does this mean?

It means their friends and relatives sing even worse!

((( I HAVE A DREAM!! )))

I HAVE A DREAM!!!

I have a dream of one day going to New York City a very rich man!

I'll go to the fanciest restaurant in town

then have my limo driver take me for a sightseeing tour of

THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING

I'll take the King Kong tour from the inside up,

go to the top and look out over

the expansive New York City skyline then...

THROW UP!!!!

Of course there will be a few people down at the bottom filming it

I want to see who it hits

Big chunks of half-digested steak

bouncing off people's heads

Oooh! Ooooh! Gotta do it during rush hour!!!

God, I love the human race!

In my imagination they are great fun...

to throw up on!

Hey, you may not approve, but...

everyone needs to have a dream!!!

((( X-STANK!! )))

I dunno. I guess I need to get a better life

I mean, what the hell am I doing watching this video anyhow?

Good?

WHAT GOOD???

I must admit I got a real kick out of watching one of these things

punch the other in the face!

I watched that part over and over and over and etc

I guess I'm just evil 

Plain evil