((( IF YOU WANT TO BE HAPPY )))

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life

Never make a pretty woman your wife

So for my personal point of view

Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life

Never make a pretty woman your wife

So for my personal point of view

Get an ugly girl to marry you

A pretty woman makes her husband look small

And very often causes his downfall

As soon as he married her and then she starts

To do the things that will break his heart

But if you make an ugly woman your wife

A-you'll be happy for the rest of your life

An ug-a-ly woman cooks meals on time

And she'll always give you peace of mind

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life

Never make a pretty woman your wife

So for my personal point of view

Get an ugly girl to marry you

[Sax solo]

Don't let your friends say you have no taste

Go ahead and marry anyway

Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match

Take it from me, she's a better catch

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life

Never make a pretty woman your wife

So for my personal point of view

Get an ugly girl to marry you

[Spoken:]

Say man!

Hey baby!

I saw your wife the other day!

Yeah?

Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee!

Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!

Yeah, alright!

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life

Never make a pretty woman your wife

So for my personal point of view

Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life

Never make a pretty woman your wife

So for my personal point of view

Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life

Never make a pretty woman your wife

So for my personal point of view

Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life

Never make a pretty woman your wife

So for my personal point of view

Get an ugly girl to marry you

*New Karaoke Song

((( ROCK'N ME STEVE MILLER )))

Well I've been lookin' real hard

And I'm tryin' to find a job

But it just keeps gettin' tougher every day

But I got to do my part cause I know in my heart

I got to please my sweet baby, yeah

Well, I ain't superstitious

And I don't get suspicious

But my woman is a friend of mine

And I know that it's true that all the things that I do

Will come back to me in my sweet time

So keep on rock'n me baby

Keep on a rock'n me baby

Keep on a rock'n me baby

Keep on a rock'n me baby

I went from Phoenix, Arizona

All the way to Tacoma

Philadelphia, Atlanta, L. A.

Northern California where the girls are warm

So I could be with my sweet baby, yeah

Keep on a rock'n me baby

Keep on a rock'n me baby

Keep on a rock'n me baby

Keep on a rock'n me baby

Baby, baby, baby

Keep on rock'n

Rock'n me baby

Keep on a rock'n

Rock'n me baby

Don't get suspicious

Now don't be suspicious

Babe, you know you are a friend of mine

And you know that it's true

That all the things that I do

Are gonna come back to you in your sweet time

I went from Phoenix, Arizona

All the way to Tacoma

Philadelphia, Atlanta, L. A.

Northern California where the girls are warm

So I could hear my sweet baby say

Keep on a rock'n me baby

Keep on a rock'n me baby

Keep on a rock'n me baby

Keep on a rock'n me, rock'n me, rock'n

Baby, baby, baby

Keep on a rock'n me baby

Keep on a rock'n me baby

Keep on a rock'n me baby

*New Karaoke Song

((( SPANISH HARLEM )))

There is a rose in Spanish Harlem

A red rose up in Spanish Harlem

It is the special one

It's never seen the sun

It only comes up when the moon is on the run

And all the stars are gleaming

It's growing in the street

Right up through the concrete

But soft and sweet and dreamy

There is a rose in Spanish Harlem

A red rose up in Spanish Harlem

With eyes as black as coal

That touch down in my soul

And starts a fire there and then I lose control

I have to beg your pardon

I'm going to to pick that rose

And watch her as she grows

In my garden

I'm going to to pick that rose

And watch her as she grows

In my garden

(There is a rose in Spanish Harlem)

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

(There is a rose in Spanish Harlem)

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

(There is a rose in Spanish Harlem)

There is a rose in Spanish Harlem

*New Karaoke Song