((( FATHER GUIDO SARDUCCI - 1980 )))

I'd consider going to his church

After a few months of rigorous

Iron Balls Fu!

Apparently, God pays you $14.50 a day for being alive. When you die and finally meet God He looks you in the eye...then pays you. After that He tabulates your sins and you eventually have to pay for your sins...in cash. God does not accept checks, credit cards, or money orders. If you end up not having enough money you have to come back to Earth...as a nun.

((( IRON BALLS FU! )))

Shaolin Kung Fu birth control methods begin at 0:42.

Knock it all you like, but IT WORKS!!!

All it takes are hours and hours and hours and hours everyday 

7 days a week and YOU TOO will never need

artificial birth control ever again!!!

Either that or your baby will be born

with a 'punched in' looking face

I mean, I understand being devoted but

you have to draw the line somewhere, right guys?

Take a deep breath, relax and envision....

How Chuck Norris's Christian wife would react

if she saw Chuck doing these Kung Fu exercises

"STOP IT!!! ARE YOU CRAZY???? STOP IT!!!!!!"

leave it to Buddhists to come up with training like this!

Spanking your 'monkey' is just not good enough for these guys

How the heck these guys are so well trained

and still look like rather skinny wimps is beyond me!

Brace yourselves. This is Iron Balls Fu!

"My nuts are like a brick wall"

I swear, my willy hurts just thinking of this video!