((( INXS NEED YOU TONIGHT )))

Come over here

All you got is this moment

The twenty-first century's yesterday

You can care all you want

Everybody does yeah that's okay

So slide over here

And give me a moment

Your moves are so raw

I've got to let you know

I've got to let you know

You're one of my kind

I need you tonight

'Cause I'm not sleeping

There's something about you girl

That makes me sweat

How do you feel

I'm lonely

What do you think

Can't take it all

What ya gonna do

Gonna live my life

*New Karaoke Song

((( LADY GAGA & THE MUPPETS )))

I say it's wise of the ABC Disney network

to wait till a couple of days after Thanksgiving

to air their 90 minute Lady Gaga & the Muppets special

After all, we wouldn't want to have the 'turkey' families

who have their kids watch it bring up undigested turkey, right?

Mother's have enough kid puke to deal with, for crying out loud!

LADY GAGA TEAMS UP WITH THE MUPPETS

Gaga's message to American families:

'I don't know what the hell you've heard,

but I'm actually a good influence on your kids!'

I would imagine, unlike Katy Perry,

Lady Gaga will not be showing any boobies

because, as we all know, after years of breast feeding

that's the last thing kids want to see

An apparently traumatized Elmo

secretly says:

'WTF? I'm outta here!!!!'