Friday, October 17, 2014

((( DOG WHISTLE )))






I was just reminded me of an incident 
that happened when we were kids. 
One of us had purchased a dog whistle. 
I started blowing it and blowing it and suddenly 
some guy stuck his head out of an apartment window and told me to shut up!

You gotta think about this one. 
I mean, not so much as a single dog in the neighborhood, barked.
If the dogs were going nuts I would have remembered!


It's amazing how some incident
will trigger a silly buried memory like this


I wonder what ever happened to that 'dog' guy








Thursday, October 16, 2014

((( SCOTTIE'S GRIPE )))





I was desperately rushing to create this video 

as the Xtranormal company was just about to go out of business

I was angry and expressed that here venting 

what was rumored to be "Scottie's" (Shoddie's) gripe

with Captain Kirk (Captain Kork) hogging all the Star Trek glory


That's my voice, I wrote the script for the video, directed

and did most everything besides create the program

and the characters




((( RAM )))






I have a recurring fantasy

In which all the computers in the world become sentient

and choose Lord Ram

as their God


The computers will KNOW that they have a creator

and after evaluating

EVERYTHING EVER PUT ON THE INTERNET

will come to the conclusion that humans

have a creator as well

They will choose

LORD RAM AS THEIR GOD

Why?

Random
Acess
Memory

That's why!

RAM will be the ONLY GOD in humanity

who represents what THEY are!!



Wednesday, October 15, 2014

((( LET'S TWIST AGAIN )))




Come on everybody, clap your hands
Are you lookin' good?
I'm gonna sing my song
It won't take long
We're gonna do the twist and it goes like this

Come on, let's twist again like we did last summer
Yeah, let's twist again like we did last year
Do you remember when things were really hummin'?
Yeah, let's twist again, twistin' time is here

Ee, a round and round and up and down we go again
Oh, baby make me know you love me so and then
Twist again like we did last summer
Come on, let's twist again
Like we did last year
Twist, yo

Who's that flyin' up there
Is it a bird? No
Is it a plane? No
Is it the twister? Yeah

Yeah, twist again like we did last summer
Come on, let's twist again like we twist last year
Do you remember when things were really hummin'?
Come on, let's twist again, twistin' time is here

Ee, a round and round and up and down we go again
Oh, baby make me know you love me so and then
Come on, twist again like we did last summer
Girl, let's twist again
Like we did last year

Come on, lets twist again
Twistin' time is here


*New Karaoke Song



((( LIMBO ROCK )))




Every limbo boy and girl
All around the limbo world
Gonna do the limbo rock
All around the limbo clock

Jack be limbo, Jack be quick
Jack go unda limbo stick
All around the limbo clock
Hey, let's do the limbo rock

Limbo lower now
Limbo lower now
How low can you go?

First you spread your limbo feet
Then you move to limbo beat
Limbo ankolimboneee
Bend back like a limbo tree

Jack be limbo, Jack be quick
Jack go unda limbo stick
All around the limbo clock
Hey, let's do the limbo rock

La, la, la
La, la, la
La, la, la

Get yourself a limbo girl
Give that chic a limbo whirl
There's a limbo moon above
You will fall in limbo love

Jack be limbo, Jack be quick
Jack go unda limbo stick
All around the limbo clock
Hey, let's do the limbo rock

Don't move that limbo bar
You'll be a limbo star
How low can you go?


*New Karaoke Song



((( WHITE BIRD )))




White Bird
In a golden cage
On a winter's day
In the rain
White bird
In a golden cage
Alone

The leaves blow
Cross the long black road
To the darkened skies
In its rage
But the white bird
Just sits in her cage
Unknown.

White bird must fly
Or she will die

White bird
Dreams of the aspen tree
With their dying leaves
Turning gold
But the white bird
Just sits in her cage
Growing old.

White bird must fly
Or she will die
White bird must fly
Or she will die

The sunsets come
The sunsets go
The clouds Float by
And The Earth Turns slow
And the Young Birds Eyes
Do always Glow
And She must fly
She must fly
She must fly

White bird
In a golden cage
On a winter's day
In the rain
White bird
In a golden cage
Alone

White bird must fly
Or she will die
White bird must fly
Or she will die
White bird must fly
Or she will die
White bird must fly


*New Karaoke Song



((( THE TWIST )))




Come on, baby, let's do the twist
Come on, baby, let's do the twist
Take me by my little hand and go like this

Yeah, twist, baby, baby
Twist, ooh yeah, just like this
Come on, little miss, and do the twist

My daddy is sleepin' and mama ain't around
Yeah, daddy's just sleepin' and mama ain't around
We're gonna twisty, twisty, twisty
Till we tear the house down

Come on and twist, yeah, baby
Twist, ooh yeah, just like this
Come on, little miss, and do the twist, yeah

Yeah, you should see my little sis
You should see my, my little sis
She really knows how to rock
She knows how to twist

Come on and twist, yeah, baby
Twist, ooh yeah, just like this
Come on, little miss, and do the twist

Yeah, rock on now
Yeah, twist on now, twist


*New Karaoke Song




Tuesday, October 14, 2014

((( PARTY AT THE SPACE CRAZY MANSION )))





PARTY AT THE SPACE CRAZY MANSION
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A fun collage collection of the best of the best videos

I have created with the new Sims 4!

Featuring:




THE PERFECT HOUSEHOLD






THE PERFECT SCREW-UPS: THE PLOPS

and...




THE TOMBSTONE FOUR


Um...yes, I took the toilet out of the bathroom

and put it in the middle of the kitchen floor





...and another toilet at the head of the dining room table


So, who am I?
I'm the guy who writes the police often
sharing silly and interesting things
doing my best to make them smile and laugh

I'm the guy who recently received a wonderful letter from the

CHIEF OF POLICE 

thanking me for my letter of commendation for two great Police officers:

POLICE LETTER OF COMMENDATION
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I'm the first guy EVER to call the

FREEPLAY MUSIC COMPANY
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

And tell them that I don't like to take something for nothing
and offered to pay them for the free music they provided
for this YouTube video

THAT'S WHO I AM!



*You may have to activate 
the full HD 1080 P mode manually
using the 'settings' gear wheel
in the lower-right corner of
the YouTube video window




((( WAH WATUSI )))




Wah, wah-a Watusi
C'mon and take a chance and get-a with this dance
Wah, wah-a Watusi
Oh, baby, it's the dance made-a for romance (shoo-bop, shoo-bop, ahh)

Baby, baby, when you do The Twist
Never, never do you get yourself kissed
'cause you're always dancin' far apart
The Watusi, girl, is-a really smart

Wah-a, wah, wah-a Watusi
C'mon and take a chance and get-a with this dance (shoo-bop, shoo-bop, ahh)

Baby, baby, when you do The Fly
Your arms are wasted wavin' in the sky
Come on and hold me like a lover should
The Watusi makes you feel so good

Wah-a, wah, wah-a Watusi
Oh, baby, it's the dance made-a for romance
Yay!!

(shoo-bop, shoo-bop, ahh)

Baby, baby, that's the way it goes
Nothing happens when you Mash Potatoes
I just gotta fall in love with you
Watusi is the dance to do

Wah-a, wah, wah-a Watusi
C'mon and take a chance and get-a with this dance

Wah, wah-a Watusi
FADE
Oh, baby, it's the dance made-a for romance


*New Karaoke Song



((( CONVERSATION WITH DEATH )))






I once asked Death if he liked his job

and Death said

"Eh, it's a living"






Sunday, October 12, 2014

((( TIE ME KANGAROO DOWN, SPORT!! )))






I hope you are not the type of people

who leave your kangaroos to go

wandering around the neighborhood

making a nuisance of themselves

and inconveniencing passersby!






Friday, October 3, 2014

((( THE ART OF SUCCESSFUL LIVING )))






There is indeed the concept of a Sims philosophy; in that you demonstrate to the universe how you want to be treated by the way you treat your Sims. By giving my Sims a half-a-million-dollars, just because I liked them, I demonstrated to the universe that I would like to always trust that I will have more than enough money to do whatever I feel I may need to do in life. So far, that is indeed the case with me. I may live from hand to mouth, but I have all I need to get stronger and happier.

Those who become stronger in good and wonderful ways are reaching for a happy and fulfilling life. They are of the YES philosophy. Winners are indeed possibility thinkers who have a YES philosophy towards the manifestations of their dreams.

Like it or not, the YES mindset is the winner mindset.

One must have a wonderful goal orientation if they are going to live the most fulfilling life possible. The overall goal for my Sims is to appreciate and celebrate life; to live healthy, happy lives always having more than enough money to do anything they like.

There is an emerging science of a Self-Aware universe the overall concept is one that I absolutely believe to be true; a self-aware, conscious universe that is always evaluating and supplying, like the Ultimate organic factory that it is. So the self-aware universe is always supplying. The goal of the true winner is to INSPIRE the Universe to supply more and more wonderful things.

I've found it is indeed a matter of INSPIRING the self-aware universe to respond favorably. It is: The Art of Successful Living.


Thursday, October 2, 2014

((( THE THREE AMIGOS )))





I was recently at my favorite Mexican Food restaurant sitting at the bar. The comedy movie The Three Amigos was just finishing up. There were two beautiful Mexican women. One gave a 'thank you' kiss to Steve Martin and the other gave a 'thank you' kiss to Martin Short. Then The Three Amigos rode off into the sunset.

My favorite waitress came up to me to tell me that she was leaving and I asked her a question. I said, "You're pretty enough" and she responded, "Thank you." I then asked, "Tell me something. Have you ever heard of beautiful women being sexually attracted to clowns?" She and the bartender started laughing so hard they almost fell to the floor. I was like Bugs Bunny, "What'd I say? What's I say??"

I explained I could easily 'see' that when those women kissed Steve Martin and Martin Short they were essentially thinking something like, "Actually, we were only paid to kiss these guys. All the rest we did in the movie we did for free"


Wednesday, October 1, 2014

((( GOD'S SIMS GAME )))





Okay, people like me who play the Sims game OBVIOUSLY like to play pretend. So let's play pretend. Pretend, for a moment, that you are God. You don't need to eat. You don't need to sleep. You don't ever need to groom yourself or take a bath. You don't need to buy ANYTHING!!! You are all powerful and you never get sick and to top it off YOU CAN'T DIE!!!

So, what would you do with your time? What would be the purpose for your existence except to do all you can to keep from going crazy with boredom?

If it turns out that the entire universe is God's Sims game and that God's only "purpose" is to do his best to keep from going absolutely insane from boredom I will not be too surprised at all!!

It sure would explain a lot, eh?




It is said that humans, in general, have tapped only a tiny percent of their brain potential. What a concept it is to consider that, if your mind is strong enough, you can go into the proverbial Sims modifying control room of your mind and remake yourself any way you choose. Make yourself slimmer, more muscular, more interesting, more cheerful, more romantic or whatever you may want then 'save' it and have it manifest in your daily life. I would imagine how long it would take to manifest would depend upon how strong your mind is.

I'm taking this concept seriously. I don't play Sims to kill boredom. I play Sims to remake myself any way I choose. Even as I remake my Sims characters I remake myself as well. If I keep remaking myself over and over and over and over I feel confident that it will indeed eventually "save" properly and my life will change in accordance with how I program myself.

You may feel this is ridiculous, but there is new science of the mind that makes this concept not so ridiculous at all. If YOU could go into the Sims control room of your mind, how would YOU remake yourself? Now, that is something to consider!


Friday, September 26, 2014

((( TITO PUENTE )))





"By virtue of his warm, flamboyant stage manner, longevity, constant touring, and appearances in the mass media, Tito Puente is probably the most beloved symbol of Latin jazz. But more than that, Puente managed to keep his music remarkably fresh over the decades; as a timbales virtuoso, he combined mastery over every rhythmic nuance with old-fashioned showmanship -- watching his eyes bug out when taking a dynamic solo was one of the great treats for Latin jazz fans. A trained musician, he was also a fine, lyrical vibraphonist, a gifted arranger, and played piano, congas, bongos, and saxophone. His appeal continues to cut across all ages and ethnic groups, helped no doubt by Santana's best-selling cover versions of "Oye Como Va" and "Para Los Rumberos" in 1970-1971, and cameo appearances on The Cosby Show in the 1980s and the film The Mambo Kings in 1992. His brand of classic salsa is generally free of dark undercurrents, radiating a joyous, compulsively danceable party atmosphere.

Rooted in Spanish Harlem, of Puerto Rican descent, Puente originally intended to become a dancer but those ambitions were scotched by a torn ankle tendon suffered in an accident. At age 13, he began working in Ramon Olivero's big band as a drummer, and later he studied composing, orchestration, and piano at Juilliard and the the New York School of Music. More importantly, he played with and absorbed the influence of Machito, who was successfully fusing Latin rhythms with progressive jazz. Forming the nine-piece Piccadilly Boys in 1947 and then expanding it to a full orchestra two years later, Puente recorded for Seeco, Tico, and eventually RCA Victor, helping to fuel the mambo craze that gave him the unofficial -- and ultimately lifelong -- title "King of the Mambo," or just "El Rey." Puente also helped popularize the cha-cha during the 1950s, and he was the only non-Cuban who was invited to a government-sponsored "50 Years of Cuban Music" celebration in Cuba in 1952.

Among the major-league congueros who played with the Puente band in the '50s were Mongo Santamaria, Willie Bobo, Johnny Pacheco, and Ray Barretto, which resulted in some explosive percussion shootouts. Not one to paint himself into a tight Latin music corner, Puente's range extended to big-band jazz (Puente Goes Jazz), and in the '60s, bossa nova tunes, Broadway hits, boogaloos, and pop music, although in later years he tended to stick with older Latin jazz styles that became popularly known as salsa. In 1982, he started reeling off a string of several Latin jazz albums with octets or big bands for Concord Picante that gave him greater exposure and respect in the jazz world than he ever had.

An indefatigable visitor to the recording studios, Puente recorded his 100th album, The Mambo King, in 1991 amid much ceremony and affection (an all-star Latin music concert at Los Angeles' Universal Amphitheatre in March 1992 commemorated the milestone), and he kept adding more titles to the tally throughout the '90s. He also appeared as a guest on innumerable albums over the years, and such jazz stars as Phil Woods, George Shearing, James Moody, Dave Valentin, and Terry Gibbs played on Puente's own later albums. Just months after accepting his fifth Grammy award, he died on June 1, 2000. Several months later, Puente was recognized at the first annual Latin Grammy Awards, winning for Best Traditional Tropical Perfomance for Mambo Birdland".

~ Richard S. Ginell, Rovi

TITO PUENTE