Tuesday, October 14, 2014

((( PARTY AT THE SPACE CRAZY MANSION )))





PARTY AT THE SPACE CRAZY MANSION
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A fun collage collection of the best of the best videos

I have created with the new Sims 4!

Featuring:




THE PERFECT HOUSEHOLD






THE PERFECT SCREW-UPS: THE PLOPS

and...




THE TOMBSTONE FOUR


Um...yes, I took the toilet out of the bathroom

and put it in the middle of the kitchen floor





...and another toilet at the head of the dining room table


So, who am I?
I'm the guy who writes the police often
sharing silly and interesting things
doing my best to make them smile and laugh

I'm the guy who recently received a wonderful letter from the

CHIEF OF POLICE 

thanking me for my letter of commendation for two great Police officers:

POLICE LETTER OF COMMENDATION
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I'm the first guy EVER to call the

FREEPLAY MUSIC COMPANY
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

And tell them that I don't like to take something for nothing
and offered to pay them for the free music they provided
for this YouTube video

THAT'S WHO I AM!



*You may have to activate 
the full HD 1080 P mode manually
using the 'settings' gear wheel
in the lower-right corner of
the YouTube video window




((( WAH WATUSI )))




Wah, wah-a Watusi
C'mon and take a chance and get-a with this dance
Wah, wah-a Watusi
Oh, baby, it's the dance made-a for romance (shoo-bop, shoo-bop, ahh)

Baby, baby, when you do The Twist
Never, never do you get yourself kissed
'cause you're always dancin' far apart
The Watusi, girl, is-a really smart

Wah-a, wah, wah-a Watusi
C'mon and take a chance and get-a with this dance (shoo-bop, shoo-bop, ahh)

Baby, baby, when you do The Fly
Your arms are wasted wavin' in the sky
Come on and hold me like a lover should
The Watusi makes you feel so good

Wah-a, wah, wah-a Watusi
Oh, baby, it's the dance made-a for romance
Yay!!

(shoo-bop, shoo-bop, ahh)

Baby, baby, that's the way it goes
Nothing happens when you Mash Potatoes
I just gotta fall in love with you
Watusi is the dance to do

Wah-a, wah, wah-a Watusi
C'mon and take a chance and get-a with this dance

Wah, wah-a Watusi
FADE
Oh, baby, it's the dance made-a for romance


*New Karaoke Song



((( CONVERSATION WITH DEATH )))






I once asked Death if he liked his job

and Death said

"Eh, it's a living"






Sunday, October 12, 2014

((( TIE ME KANGAROO DOWN, SPORT!! )))






I hope you are not the type of people

who leave your kangaroos to go

wandering around the neighborhood

making a nuisance of themselves

and inconveniencing passersby!






Friday, October 3, 2014

((( THE ART OF SUCCESSFUL LIVING )))






There is indeed the concept of a Sims philosophy; in that you demonstrate to the universe how you want to be treated by the way you treat your Sims. By giving my Sims a half-a-million-dollars, just because I liked them, I demonstrated to the universe that I would like to always trust that I will have more than enough money to do whatever I feel I may need to do in life. So far, that is indeed the case with me. I may live from hand to mouth, but I have all I need to get stronger and happier.

Those who become stronger in good and wonderful ways are reaching for a happy and fulfilling life. They are of the YES philosophy. Winners are indeed possibility thinkers who have a YES philosophy towards the manifestations of their dreams.

Like it or not, the YES mindset is the winner mindset.

One must have a wonderful goal orientation if they are going to live the most fulfilling life possible. The overall goal for my Sims is to appreciate and celebrate life; to live healthy, happy lives always having more than enough money to do anything they like.

There is an emerging science of a Self-Aware universe the overall concept is one that I absolutely believe to be true; a self-aware, conscious universe that is always evaluating and supplying, like the Ultimate organic factory that it is. So the self-aware universe is always supplying. The goal of the true winner is to INSPIRE the Universe to supply more and more wonderful things.

I've found it is indeed a matter of INSPIRING the self-aware universe to respond favorably. It is: The Art of Successful Living.


Thursday, October 2, 2014

((( THE THREE AMIGOS )))





I was recently at my favorite Mexican Food restaurant sitting at the bar. The comedy movie The Three Amigos was just finishing up. There were two beautiful Mexican women. One gave a 'thank you' kiss to Steve Martin and the other gave a 'thank you' kiss to Martin Short. Then The Three Amigos rode off into the sunset.

My favorite waitress came up to me to tell me that she was leaving and I asked her a question. I said, "You're pretty enough" and she responded, "Thank you." I then asked, "Tell me something. Have you ever heard of beautiful women being sexually attracted to clowns?" She and the bartender started laughing so hard they almost fell to the floor. I was like Bugs Bunny, "What'd I say? What's I say??"

I explained I could easily 'see' that when those women kissed Steve Martin and Martin Short they were essentially thinking something like, "Actually, we were only paid to kiss these guys. All the rest we did in the movie we did for free"


Wednesday, October 1, 2014

((( GOD'S SIMS GAME )))





Okay, people like me who play the Sims game OBVIOUSLY like to play pretend. So let's play pretend. Pretend, for a moment, that you are God. You don't need to eat. You don't need to sleep. You don't ever need to groom yourself or take a bath. You don't need to buy ANYTHING!!! You are all powerful and you never get sick and to top it off YOU CAN'T DIE!!!

So, what would you do with your time? What would be the purpose for your existence except to do all you can to keep from going crazy with boredom?

If it turns out that the entire universe is God's Sims game and that God's only "purpose" is to do his best to keep from going absolutely insane from boredom I will not be too surprised at all!!

It sure would explain a lot, eh?




It is said that humans, in general, have tapped only a tiny percent of their brain potential. What a concept it is to consider that, if your mind is strong enough, you can go into the proverbial Sims modifying control room of your mind and remake yourself any way you choose. Make yourself slimmer, more muscular, more interesting, more cheerful, more romantic or whatever you may want then 'save' it and have it manifest in your daily life. I would imagine how long it would take to manifest would depend upon how strong your mind is.

I'm taking this concept seriously. I don't play Sims to kill boredom. I play Sims to remake myself any way I choose. Even as I remake my Sims characters I remake myself as well. If I keep remaking myself over and over and over and over I feel confident that it will indeed eventually "save" properly and my life will change in accordance with how I program myself.

You may feel this is ridiculous, but there is new science of the mind that makes this concept not so ridiculous at all. If YOU could go into the Sims control room of your mind, how would YOU remake yourself? Now, that is something to consider!


Friday, September 26, 2014

((( TITO PUENTE )))





"By virtue of his warm, flamboyant stage manner, longevity, constant touring, and appearances in the mass media, Tito Puente is probably the most beloved symbol of Latin jazz. But more than that, Puente managed to keep his music remarkably fresh over the decades; as a timbales virtuoso, he combined mastery over every rhythmic nuance with old-fashioned showmanship -- watching his eyes bug out when taking a dynamic solo was one of the great treats for Latin jazz fans. A trained musician, he was also a fine, lyrical vibraphonist, a gifted arranger, and played piano, congas, bongos, and saxophone. His appeal continues to cut across all ages and ethnic groups, helped no doubt by Santana's best-selling cover versions of "Oye Como Va" and "Para Los Rumberos" in 1970-1971, and cameo appearances on The Cosby Show in the 1980s and the film The Mambo Kings in 1992. His brand of classic salsa is generally free of dark undercurrents, radiating a joyous, compulsively danceable party atmosphere.

Rooted in Spanish Harlem, of Puerto Rican descent, Puente originally intended to become a dancer but those ambitions were scotched by a torn ankle tendon suffered in an accident. At age 13, he began working in Ramon Olivero's big band as a drummer, and later he studied composing, orchestration, and piano at Juilliard and the the New York School of Music. More importantly, he played with and absorbed the influence of Machito, who was successfully fusing Latin rhythms with progressive jazz. Forming the nine-piece Piccadilly Boys in 1947 and then expanding it to a full orchestra two years later, Puente recorded for Seeco, Tico, and eventually RCA Victor, helping to fuel the mambo craze that gave him the unofficial -- and ultimately lifelong -- title "King of the Mambo," or just "El Rey." Puente also helped popularize the cha-cha during the 1950s, and he was the only non-Cuban who was invited to a government-sponsored "50 Years of Cuban Music" celebration in Cuba in 1952.

Among the major-league congueros who played with the Puente band in the '50s were Mongo Santamaria, Willie Bobo, Johnny Pacheco, and Ray Barretto, which resulted in some explosive percussion shootouts. Not one to paint himself into a tight Latin music corner, Puente's range extended to big-band jazz (Puente Goes Jazz), and in the '60s, bossa nova tunes, Broadway hits, boogaloos, and pop music, although in later years he tended to stick with older Latin jazz styles that became popularly known as salsa. In 1982, he started reeling off a string of several Latin jazz albums with octets or big bands for Concord Picante that gave him greater exposure and respect in the jazz world than he ever had.

An indefatigable visitor to the recording studios, Puente recorded his 100th album, The Mambo King, in 1991 amid much ceremony and affection (an all-star Latin music concert at Los Angeles' Universal Amphitheatre in March 1992 commemorated the milestone), and he kept adding more titles to the tally throughout the '90s. He also appeared as a guest on innumerable albums over the years, and such jazz stars as Phil Woods, George Shearing, James Moody, Dave Valentin, and Terry Gibbs played on Puente's own later albums. Just months after accepting his fifth Grammy award, he died on June 1, 2000. Several months later, Puente was recognized at the first annual Latin Grammy Awards, winning for Best Traditional Tropical Perfomance for Mambo Birdland".

~ Richard S. Ginell, Rovi

TITO PUENTE


Thursday, September 25, 2014

((( CRUCIFIED WITH CHRIST )))






THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:

Last night I drove by a church that has a sign out front. 
The current letters spell out: "I was crucified with Christ". 
I thought, "That's great! I never see Jesus around anywhere. 
I would appreciate it if I never see YOU around anywhere either."



Wednesday, September 17, 2014

((( MESSAGE TO HUMANITY )))







When angered by the peasant idiots in a skeptics forum I felt inspired to create an Xtranormal animation video sharing some of the most important information I've heard from Mother Nature.

Of course, the skeptics didn't like it, but they don't like ANYTHING I produce so it doesn't bother me. I expected as much from those blind faith science believing skeptics

So, let me get this straight: Darwin writes a controversial book called The Origin of Species when he doesn't have so much as a clue how any species originated!!! Darwin's THEORY involves speculation about what happened AFTER species originated, yet he called the book The Origin of Species. HELLO!!! DOES ANYONE SEE SOMETHING STRANGE HERE???




Tuesday, September 16, 2014

((( CHUG A LUG )))





Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Make you want to holler hi-de-ho
Burns your tummy, don'tcha know?
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug

Grape wine in a Mason jar
Homemade and brought to school
By a friend of mine 'n' after class
Me and him and this other fool decide

That we'll drink up what's left
Chug-a-lug, so we helped ourself
First time for everything
Hmm, my ears still ring

Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Make you want to holler hi-de-ho
Burns your tummy, don'tcha know?
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug

4-H and FFA
On a field trip to the farm
Me 'n' a friend sneak off behind
This big old barn where we uncovered

A covered-up moonshine still
And we thought we'd drink our fill
And I swallered it with a smile
Bll-bbb, I run ten mile

Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Make you want to holler hi-de-ho
Burns your tummy, don'tcha know?
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug

Jukebox 'n' sawdust floor
Sumpin' like I ain't never seen
And I'm just goin' on fifteen
But with the help of my finaglin'

Uncle I get snuck in
For my first taste of sin
I said, "Lemme have a big old sip"
Bll-bbb, I done a double back flip

Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Make you want to holler hi-de-ho
Burns your tummy, don'tcha know?
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug


*New Karaoke Song




Monday, September 15, 2014

((( DO-WACKA-DO )))





I hear, tell you're doin' well
Good things have come to you
I wish I had your happiness
And you had a do-wacka-do-wacka-do
Wacka-do-wacka-do-wacka-do

They tell me you're runnin' free
Your days are never blue
I wish I had your good luck charm
And you had a do-wacka-do-wacka-do
Wacka-do-wacka-do-wacka-do

Yeah, I see you goin' down the street in your big Cadillac
You got girls in the front and got girls in the back
Yeah, and way in the back, you got money in a sack
Both hands on the wheel and your shoulders right back

I hear, tell you're doin' well
Good things have come to you
I wish I had your happiness
And you had a do-wacka-do-wacka-do
Wacka-do-wacka-do-wacka-do

Yeah, you're goin' down the street in your big Cadillac
You got girls in the front and got girls in the back
Yeah, and way in the back, you got money in a sack
Both hands on the wheel and your shoulders right back

I hear, tell you're doin' well
Good things have come to you
I wish I had your good luck charm
And you had a do-wacka-do-wacka-do
Wacka-do-wacka-do-wacka-do


*New Karaoke Song




Sunday, September 14, 2014

((( $13,000.00 POOP )))


Meet Paris Hilton's $13K Puppy, Mr. Amazing



opener



MY COMMENT:

Are you kidding?

I pay more for my non-GMO hot dogs than that!


Thirteen-thousand-dollars for a puppy??

She should call him Mr Poopy



'If you're happy and you know it,

and you really want to show it,

If you're happy and you know it

CLAP YOUR HANDS!!!'


(Ooohhhh, poor puppy!!!)


Get the maid to clean

the poop off your hands, Paris!




((( THEN I KISSED HER )))





Well, I walked up to her
And I asked her if she wanted to dance
She looked really nice and I hoped
That she might take a chance

When we danced I held her tight
Then I walked her home that night
We looked up at the stars that were shining bright
And then I kissed her

Each time I saw her
I couldn't wait to see her again
I had to let her know
That I was more than a friend

I didn't know just what to do
And so I whispered I love you
And she said that she loved me too
And then I kissed her

I kissed her in a way
That she'd never been kissed before
I kissed her in a way
That I hope she'd liked for evermore

I knew that she was mine
So I gave her all the love that I had
Then one day she'll take me home
To meet her mom and her dad

Then I asked her to be my bride
And always be right by my side
She was so happy that she almost cried
And then I kissed her

And then I kissed her
And then I kissed her


*New Karaoke Song



Tuesday, September 9, 2014

((( THE GAME OF LOVE )))





The purpose of a man is to love a woman
And the purpose of a woman is to love a man
So come on baby let's start today, come on baby let's play
The game of love, love, la la la la la love

It started long ago in the Garden of Eden
When Adam said to Eve, "Baby, you're for me"
So come on baby let's start today, come on baby let's play
The game of love, love, la la la la la love

Come on baby 'cause the time is right
Love your daddy with all your might
Put your arms around me, hold me tight
Play the game of love

The purpose of a man is to love a woman
And the purpose of a woman is to love a man
So come on baby let's start today, come on baby let's play
The game of love, love, la la la la la love

Come on baby 'cause the time is right
Love your daddy with all your might
Put your arms around me, hold me tight
Play the game of love

The purpose of a man is to love a woman
And the purpose of a woman is to love a man
So come on baby let's start today, come on baby let's play
The game of love, love, la la la la la love

The game of love baby, the game of la la la la love
The game of love baby, the game of la la la la love
The game of love baby

*New Karaoke Song