((( MAGIC CARPET RIDE )))

I like to dream yes, yes, 

right between my sound machine

On a cloud of sound I drift in the night

Any place it goes is right

Goes far, flies near, to the stars away from here

Well, you don't know what we can find

Why don't you come with me little girl

On a magic carpet ride

You don't know what we can see

Why don't you tell your dreams to me

Fantasy will set you free

Close your eyes girl

Look inside girl

Let the sound take you away

Last night I held Aladdin's lamp

And so I wished that I could stay

Before the thing could answer me

Well, someone came and took the lamp away

I looked around, a lousy candle's all I found

Well, you don't know what we can find

Why don't you come with me little girl

On a magic carpet ride

Well, you don't know what we can see

Why don't you tell your dreams to me

Fantasy will set you free

Close your eyes girl

Look inside girl

Let the sound take you away

You don't know what we can find

Why don't you come with me little girl

On a magic carpet ride

Well, you don't know what we can see

Why don't you tell your dreams to me

((( SNAP ROOSTER FUN )))

Why is it called

SNAP ROOSTER FUN?

You'll have to watch to find out

cause I ain't tellin'

Silly Stuff!!

((( SILLY STUFF )))

Silly Stuff

((( SGT PEPPERS )))

((( BEING FOR THE BENEFIT OF MR KITE )))

For the benefit of Mr. Kite

There will be a show tonight on trampoline

The Hendersons will all be there

Late of Pablo Fanques' fair, what a scene

Over men and horses hoops and garters

Lastly through a hogshead of real fire

In this way Mr. K will challenge the world

The celebrated Mr. K

Performs his feats on Saturday at Bishopsgate

The Hendersons will dance and sing

As Mr. Kite flies through the ring, don't be late

Messrs K. and H. assure the public

Their production will be second to none

And of course Henry the Horse dances the waltz

The band begins at ten to six

When Mr. K performs his tricks without a sound

And Mr. H will demonstrate

Ten somersets he'll undertake on solid ground

Having been some days in preparation

A splendid time is guaranteed for all

And tonight Mr. Kite is topping the bill

*New Karaoke Song

((( ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC )))

Just let me hear 

some of that rock and roll music

Any old way you choose it

It's got a backbeat you can blues it

Any old time you use it

Gotta be rock 'n' roll music

If you wanna dance with me

If you wanna dance with me

I got no kick against modern jazz

Unless they try to play it too darn fast

And lose the beauty of the melody

Until they sound just like a symphony

That's why I go for that rock and roll music

Any old way you choose it

It's got a backbeat you can blues it

Any old time you use it

It's gotta be rock 'n' roll music

If you wanna dance with me

If you wanna dance with me

I took my love on over 'cross the tracks

And she began, her man a wailin' sax

I must admit they had a rockin' band

Man they were blowin' like a hurricane

That's why I go for that rock and roll music

Any old way you choose it

It's got a backbeat you can blues it

Any old time you use it

Gotta be rock and roll music

If you wanna dance with me

If you wanna dance with me

Way down South they had a jubilee

Them Georgia folks they had a jamboree

They're drinkin' home brew from a wooden cup

The folks were dancin' they got all shook up

And started playin' that rock and roll music

Any old time you use it

It's got a backbeat you can blues it

Any old time you use it

Gotta be rock 'n' roll music

If you wanna dance with me

If you wanna dance with me

Don't care to hear them play a tango

And in the mood they take a mambo

It's way too early for the congo

So keep a rockin' that piano

That's why I go for that rock and roll music

Any old time you use it

It's got a backbeat you can blues it

Any old time you use it

Only got rock 'n' roll music

If you wanna dance with me

If you wanna dance with me

*New Karaoke Song

((( ROLL OVER BEETHOVEN )))

Well gonna write a little letter

Gonna mail it to my local D.J.

It's a rockin' little record

I want my jockey to play

Roll over Beethoven

I gotta hear it again today

You know my temperature's risin'

and the jukebox's blowin' a fuse

My hearts beatin' rhythm

and my soul keeps singing the blues

Roll over Beethoven

and tell Tchaikovsky the news

I got a rockin' pneumonia

I need a shot of rhythm and blues

I think I got it off the writer

sittin' down by the rhythm review

Roll over Beethoven

we're rockin' in two by two

Well if you fell you like it

Well grab your lover and reel and rock it

roll it over and move it on up

just a triteful farther

Roll over Beethoven

a rockin' in two by two , oh

Well early in the mornin'

I'm gonna give you my warnin'

Don't you step on my blue suede shoes

Hey Dittle Dittle

gonna play my fiddle

Ain't got nothing to lose

Roll over Beethoven

and tell Tchaikovsky the news

You know she wigs like a glow worm

Dance like a spinnin' top

She got a crazy partner

oughta see 'em reel an rock

Long as she's got a dime

the music will never stop

Roll over Beethoven

Roll over Beethoven

Roll over Beethoven

Roll over Beethoven

Roll over Beethoven

and dig these rhythm and blues

*New Karaoke Song

((( SUAVECITO )))

Laaaa-ah-ah, la-la, laaaa-ah-ah

Laaaa-ah-ah, la-la, laaaa-ah-ah

Never, I never meet a girl like you in my life

I never, no, no, yeah

I never meet a girl like you in my life

The way that you hold me in the night

The way that you make things go right

Whenever you're in my arms

Girl, you're filling me with all your charms

Suavecito, mi Linda

Suavecito

The feelin' I have inside for you

Suavecito, mi Linda

Suavecito

The feelin', the feelin' that I have inside for you

'Cause ever since the day I met you

I knew you that you were my dream come true

But I think I've found that day

Gonna make you mine in every way

Suavecito, mi Linda

(Baby now)

Suavecito

That we've got the kind of love

Suavecito

I can't believe that it's really true

Suavecito

'Cause you know that, girl, I love you

I need you

Love yoooooou

Yoooooou

yoooooou

yoooooou

All I want is you

If I can't have you

I don't know what to do

La-la, laaaa-ah-ah

La-la, laaaa-ah-ah

Laaaa-ah-ah

La-la, laaaa-ah-ah

Never, I never meet a girl like you in my life

I never, no, no, yeah

I never met a girl like you in my life

'Cause I know we'll always be

Together just you and me

From here on you're gonna see

You'll be mine until eternity

Suavecito, mi Linda

(Baby, now)

Suavecito

That we've got the kind of love

Suavecito, mi Linda

I can't believe that it's really true

(Suavecito)

'Cause you know, girl, that I love you

(Suavecito, mi Linda)

(Suavecito)

I need you

Suavecito

I Looooooove you

*New Karaoke Song

((( AIE CHIHUAHUA )))

Little Willie

don't wanna!!!!

((( SANTANA - CORAZON ESPINADO )))

Esa mujer me esta matando

Me a espinado el corazon

Por mas que trato de olvidarla

Mi alma no da razon

Mi corazon aplastado

Herido y abandonado

Haber haber tu sabes dime mi amor por favor

Que dolor nos quedo

Ah ah ah corazon espinado

Ah ah ah como me duele el amor

Como duele como duele el corazon

Cuando nos tiene entregados

Pero no olvides mujer que algn da dirs

Hay ya yay como me duele el amor

Como me duele el olvido

Como duele el corazon

Como me duele estar vivo

Sin tenerte aun lado amor

Corazon espinado

*I've got big plans for this song, baby!!

((( WISDOM OF THE TAO )))

"We, too, are the eternal Tao, invisibly animating our tongues to speak, ears to hear, and eyes to see and experience the manifest of the mystery. Consciously allowing this nameless mystery is ultimately the way to practice the Tao."

-Dr Wayne Dyer (Change Your Thoughts Change Your Life)

MY COMMENT

Amazon Kindle online cloud reader and Kindle device make it very easy for me to go between books and compare the usefulness of philosophical beliefs. It can be so very easy to fall into established boring views of reality and completely forget the mystery of reality that surrounds us. Dr Dyer encourages his readers to live the mystery of reality rather than languish in the tedious boredom of reality. Whether boring or mysterious is all a matter of how one focuses one's thoughts and what one is determined to see. The exciting approach is always there if relentlessly sought with the ruthless intent of refusing to give up.

I am being led to believe there is a very special power hidden within tasks we know we should do, but keep putting off. I am experimenting with opening up to the mystery of the magical nature of movement and the realization that when I do ANY TASK and give that task the very best of myself, working towards an impeccable outcome, I find I become tremendously proud of myself. Every time I see the task well done it gives me a real sense of accomplishment that putting off the project does not afford me.

And now to get ready to 'mysteriously' mop the floor as I never have, but...not before I do another 200 sit-ups and put in an incredible workout!

((( THE HOST )))

The Host has got to be the strangest alien invasion movie I have ever seen. An advanced alien species takes over the Earth by using humans as their 'host'. The result is the Earth is healed, there is no hunger, the human race is finally at peace and honest and loving with one another.

There is no longer any financial system, that I saw, people go into giant stores and just load up with whatever they may need and are not charged so much as a penny.

Medical needs are attended to free of charge and they have a spray medicine that cures anything and everything that may be wrong with the human body

And to the few humans who are left...the aliens are the bad guys!

It's a real French of the mind as when you finally encounter the few humans who are left you are reminded why humans suck and are not to be trusted and yet...they are supposed to be the "good guys" because they are human???

Strange movie indeed!

((( GALLOPING )))

Twerking is essentially a woman's move

and it makes a man look gay

HOWEVER

When done properly it is absolutely fantastic

for the lower back

Those who have lower back problems really need to twerk!!

So, I have created a twerking system that is much cooler for men

AND IT INVOLVES USING AN OFFICE CHAIR

I call it: Galloping

You essentially twerk using an office chair acting as though

you are riding a race horse

You use the office chair, with the rolling wheels, as resistance

It looks a hell of a lot cooler than for a man to twerk like a woman

and boy does it ever provide an important workout

for the lower back!!!

People who sit for hours in office chairs

should really appreciate this post!

((( SHE'S A LADY )))

Well, she's all you'd ever want

She's the kind I like to flaunt and take to dinner

But she always knows her place

She's got style, she's got grace, she's a winner

She's a lady

Whoa, whoa, whoa, she's a lady

Talkin' about that little lady

And the lady is mine

Well, she's never in the way

Always something nice to say, and what a blessin'

I can leave her on her own

Knowin' she's okay alone and there's no messin'

She's a lady

Whoa, whoa, whoa, she's a lady

Talkin' about that little lady

And the lady is mine

Well, she never asks very much

And I don't refuse her

Always treat her with respect

I never would abuse her

What she's got is hard to find

And I don't want to lose her

Help me build a mountain

From a little pile of clay, hey hey hey

Well, she knows what I'm about

She can take what I dish out, and that's not easy

But she knows me through and through

And she knows just what to do and how to please me

She's a lady

Oh, whoa, whoa, she's a lady

Talkin' about that little lady

And the lady is mine

Yeah yeah yeah, she's a lady

Oh, whoa, whoa, she's a lady

Listen to me people, she's a lady

Yeah yeah yeah, she's a lady

Oh, whoa, whoa, she's a lady

Talkin' about that little lady

Whoa, whoa, whoa, she's a lady

Yeah yeah yeah, she's a lady

Oh, whoa, whoa, she's a lady

I can't live without her, she's a lady

Oh, whoa, whoa, she's a lady

*New Karaoke Song

((( THUNDERBALL )))

He always runs while others walk

He acts while other men just talk

He looks at this world and wants it all

So, he strikes like Thunderball

He knows the meaning of success

His needs are more so he gives less

They call him the winner who takes all

And he strikes like Thunderball

Any women he wants, he'll get

He will brake any heart without regret

His days of asking are all gone

His fight goes on and on and on

But he thinks that the fight is worth it all

So he strikes like Thunderball

*New Karaoke Song