Thursday, October 17, 2013

((( INXS NEED YOU TONIGHT )))



Come over here

All you got is this moment
The twenty-first century's yesterday
You can care all you want
Everybody does yeah that's okay

So slide over here
And give me a moment
Your moves are so raw
I've got to let you know
I've got to let you know
You're one of my kind

I need you tonight
'Cause I'm not sleeping
There's something about you girl
That makes me sweat

How do you feel
I'm lonely
What do you think
Can't take it all
What ya gonna do
Gonna live my life

*New Karaoke Song


((( LADY GAGA & THE MUPPETS )))


PHOTO: ABC Television Network will air a 90-minute special featuring Lady Gaga and the Muppets





I say it's wise of the ABC Disney network

to wait till a couple of days after Thanksgiving

to air their 90 minute Lady Gaga & the Muppets special

After all, we wouldn't want to have the 'turkey' families

who have their kids watch it bring up undigested turkey, right?

Mother's have enough kid puke to deal with, for crying out loud!


Gaga's message to American families:

'I don't know what the hell you've heard,

but I'm actually a good influence on your kids!'


I would imagine, unlike Katy Perry,

Lady Gaga will not be showing any boobies

because, as we all know, after years of breast feeding

that's the last thing kids want to see



An apparently traumatized Elmo

secretly says:

'WTF? I'm outta here!!!!'



Saturday, October 12, 2013

((( WESTERN TABLAS )))




I've developed my own personal style

of Indian Tabla Drum playing that I call:

WESTERN TABLAS

It combines traditional Tabla with Latin Conga style of playing

In Indian music the high Tabla is usually tuned to the note C or C#

I find that to be inadequate for Western playing which centers around the note:

A 440

So I tune my high Tabla to A and my lower Tabala Baya drum to E if not microphoned

or D if using a microphone. The lower the note the less volume you get from the drum

By using the A and E or D tuning it puts the Tabla drums in tune

with standard Western music. Plus it puts less strain on the head of the drum

If you have never replaced a Tabla drum head

TRUST ME, YOU DON'T WANT TO!!!!

It is hell to do and, if possible,

I NEVER, EVER WANT TO CHANGE A TABLA HEAD AGAIN

FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!!!!!

Towards this end I do something not recommended

I periodically treat the heads with coconut oil

I do this to keep the heads moisturized

If this is not done the heads will dry out and crack

and you will have to change them

The high drum may not ring as crisp,

but that can be compensated for

by turning up the treble when using a microphone on the drum


I've read that Indian Tabla Drums

are considered deities by many

and I can understand why

THEY ARE ALIVE!!

I now remember that I call them "My Babies"


When I haven't played them for a while

they have to be 'woken up'

This can take a few days of pampering

Now that they are finally awake again

I remember why I don't like to play them


((( THE TALCUM POWDER!!!! )))


It's used on the big Baya drum and it's messy!!

I DON'T LIKE TO USE IT

and because I don't like to use the talcum powder

I end up not playing the drums

AND THAT'S NOT RIGHT!!!!


So, I'm modifying my style

I'm creating a new tabla style that requires

NO TALCUM POWDER!!!!

Except for, maybe, when recording


I should mention that another problem with Tablas

is that to play like the master Zakir Hussain

requires that you play each drum

as though you are using two-hands

This is for the fast, flashy stuff




Try to imagine what it would be like

for a Latin conga player to do rolls on the conga drum

with one-hand

NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!!!

The conga player does fast rolls

WITH TWO-HANDS!!!

and that's how I do them with my

WESTERN TABLA STYLE


Also, I base my melodies

on Western dance 4/4 rhythms

not Indian insane 16/4 and whatnot time signatures


It's really ridiculous and the Western mindset

does not think in such outrageous rhythms




((( BLAZING SADDLES )))



He rode a blazing saddle
He wore a shining star
His job to offer battle
To bad men near and far

He conquered fear and he conquered hate
He turned our night into day
He made his blazing saddle
A torch to light the way

When outlaws rule the West
And fear fills the land
A cry went up for a man with guts
To take the West in hand

They needed a man who was brave and true
With justice for all as his aim
Then out of the sun rode a man with a gun
And Bart was his name, yes, Bart was his name

*New Karaoke Song




Thursday, October 10, 2013

((( WHATEVER )))




INTRODUCTION:

Chances are there are MILLIONS OF AMERICANS out there who, like me, refuse to vote because they don't trust ANY politicians. HOWEVER, the next elections will not be a matter of trusting politicians. It's a matter OF GETTING THOSE DAMNED REPUBLICANS OUT OF OFFICE!!! Personally, I don't care who I'll be voting for. If they are Democrats THEY HAVE MY VOTE ACROSS THE BOARD: BLACK, WHITE, MAN, WOMAN, GIRAFFE, RODENT, WHATEVER!!!!


01:07 PM ET
Zakaria: Something rotten with American system?
By Fareed Zakaria
Watch "Fareed Zakaria GPS," Sundays at 10 a.m. and 1 p.m. ET on CNN

It is the defining moment of a democracy – when an outgoing leader celebrates the election of a new one, from the opposing party. Think of George H.W.  Bush welcoming Bill Clinton, or Jimmy Carter doing the same for Ronald Reagan. Across the world, this is the acid test of a genuine democracy. Mexicans will tell you that they knew that had gotten there when their President, Ernesto Zedillo, after seven decades of one-party rule, allowed free elections and stood with the newly elected successor and affirmed his legitimacy.
The basic and powerful idea behind this ritual is that in a democracy, the process is more important than the outcome. If a genuine democratic process has been followed, we have to accept the results, regardless of how much we dislike them. The ultimate example of this in recent American history might be Al Gore's elegant acceptance of the process – complicated, politicized, but utterly constitutional – that put George W Bush in the White House. It must also have been very difficult for Richard Nixon to report the results of the 1960 election – which John F Kennedy won by a razor thin margin and was marred by voter fraud – but he did. However much you dislike the outcome, you respect the democratic process.

I would have been happy to see President Obama compromise on the budget, taxes, spending, even Obamacare. But he cannot compromise on the principal that the rules of democracy must be respected, whatever the outcome. If Democrats had threatened to shut down the government or default on the debt to force the repeal of the Bush tax cuts or defund the Iraq War, I would have hoped President George Bush would also have been uncompromising.

America's power and influence abroad derive in large measure from the strength of American democracy. If American politicians start playing fast and loose with the rules, doing whatever it takes to get the results that they want, what does that say to people in Russia, Egypt, Iran, and Venezuela who get pious lectures on the rules of democracy from Americans. It tells them that something is deeply rotten with the American system right now.

Watch the video for the full take.

http://globalpublicsquare.blogs.cnn.com/2013/10/09/zakaria-something-rotten-with-american-system/


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Tuesday, October 8, 2013

((( MESSAGE TO A STAGE HYPNOTIST )))




The part where you had the people believe they could only speak in Chinese was priceless. Great stuff without getting overly sexual. I must admit, I wish I was onstage and in deep trance when you told the hypnotized people that they would not be able to see you. I would have liked to experience that firsthand. However, it was best I was not onstage because as you were bringing everyone out of trance there was a little girl on the floor completely under. Fully catatonic. As you were counting up from 1, I believe, she was completely unresponsive even when her little friend pulled on her feet. The girl's relatives told her friend to stop pulling as you counted up to 5 you got to 4 and the little girl was still completely out. I was certain she was not going to wake up by 5. Then you said 5 'wide awake' and the girl woke up! Now, that really blew my mind and I was glad I was in the audience to see that!

From my studies, hypnosis remains a mystery. Science is still not certain what exactly is going on with hypnosis, but it seems to me...that the voice of the hypnotist become the voice of the subconscious and it is the voice of the subconscious that commands the body. The voice of the subconscious is what determines what is real and is not real to the conscious mind. I don't know. I know that I've been determined for quite a while to go to a hypnotist in order to see if I could have hypnotic anchors established at different levels. However, I feel that once you reach the level of full hypnotic anesthesia you can't move and that would be too deep to be useful for me.

Before I allowed you to hypnotize me I had determined that I would not give you any resistance and allow myself to fully go under. I had set my intent that I would strive to react in the most outrageously silly ways possible. When I was fully under and you started to ask us to do silly things I suddenly remembered how I was determined to react and, here's the interesting thing, I was sending out communications to the universe that were without words. I had no time to really think how I was going to react. I had to get ideas directly from the source of ideas. When you wanted us to pretend we were in a band the silliest instrument that came to mind was a trombone and the silliest person I have ever seen blow a wind instrument was Dizzy Gilespie, with his cheeks inflated like a friggin toad, so I combined the two. When you had the people mess up the hair and that young girl sitting next to me messed up my hair and kept messing it up I was shocked. I didn't know how to react. Suddenly an idea came to me of Stan Laurel, of Laurel & Hardy fame, and how he would react when his hair was messed up and I put on a wide Stan Laurel grin; or so I believed I did.

Then there was the situation where you had us get all afraid and hide behind the chairs. I didn't want to get on the floor and suddenly had the idea of grabbing the chair. To my surprise the tie holding the chairs together easily broke and I hid behind the chair by putting the back of the chair over my head. Then you made it scarier and an instant idea came to me to close the seat of the chair so that I could not be seen. Silly stuff. The point is that I felt connected to the source of all ideas as I did these things. I believe more strongly than ever that ideas are indeed gifts that should be honored. If you are determined to hypnotize yourself with the intent to get extremely funny ideas from the source that are not sexually suggestive I don't see your having any problems doing so. You have to really want those ideas and be extremely grateful for whatever idea gifts you may receive from the Universe. I believe in your ability to do this. The real questions is: Do YOU believe in yourself? When you're just like every other stage hypnotist of this type the only thing you have to offer is your conformity. Don't settle! Go for the best!!!

Science barely has a clue as to the potential of hypnosis. I sense you are really selling yourself short. Put yourself into a deep hypnotic trance then convince yourself that you can access great ideas that you never dreamed possible before and keep doing this until those ideas come. It may take 100 times before a super really life transforming idea comes to you, dude, but IT WILL COME IF YOU DON'T GIVE UP!!! All the greats throughout history are most usually defined by the great original ideas they had and their determination to act upon those ideas and take them as far as they possibly could. Thomas Edison was quoted as saying something to the effect of: 'Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.' I mean, how much do you really want those outrageously funny ideas, dude? Success in life is not so much for the talented as it is for the persistent who refuse to give up; and that's a fact!

Look, I will be honest with you here. I didn't want to do so at the fair, but I will be honest with you here: YOU'RE TOO DAMN MUCH LIKE ALL THE OTHER HYPNOTIST ACTS I'VE SEEN AT THE FAIR THROUGHOUT THE YEARS. However, I sense a potential in you that is different from the others. When it comes to getting funny ideas from the source through hypnosis you just may accomplish what no other hypnotist has ever done before. I mean REALLY FUNNY STUFF that is not sexually suggestive. I have faith in your ability to do this and, frankly, you won't be making the Christian families who go to the fair feel uncomfortable once you revolutionize your act. Of course, if you don't want to become REALLY SUCCESSFUL and want to settle for being just another stage hypnotist that is indeed your choice. Personally, with YOUR potential I wouldn't settle, but...that's me.

I am envisioning this: You contact all the places where you have given stage performances and tell them you have decided to make your act much more family oriented and less sexually suggestive; that you've added all new funny routines the whole family can enjoy. Okay, how do you think state fairs around the country would react to that? Do you think religious families across America would be very grateful for that? Do you think they would prefer the stage hypnotist with the family oriented act over the hypnotist with the sexually suggestive act? Well, maybe I'm crazy, but I can easily see all your former bookings jumping at the opportunity for the sake of the families who come to their fairs. THERE IS NOTHING ELSE SEXUALLY SUGGESTIVE AT ANY OF THOSE FAIRS!!! At least not at the ones I've gone to. I'm not overly religious and even I was uncomfortable with some of the things you had the people do. That guy grabbing the other guy's ass did not make me laugh AT ALL!!!!

What amazes me is that if I don't tell you these things OBVIOUSLY there is no one else in your world who will. Now, that's amazing alright! Sheesh!


Monday, October 7, 2013

((( SYLVESTER THE TALKING CAT )))


First the Beggin Time

bacon commercial




and then...



























Saturday, October 5, 2013

((( THEY CALL THE WIND MARIA )))



Maria
Maria
They call the wind Maria

Away out here they got a name
For rain and wind and fire
The rain is Tess, the fire Joe,
And they call the wind Maria

Maria blows the stars around 
And sends the clouds a’flyin’
Maria makes the mountains sound
Like folks were up there dying

Maria
Maria
They call the wind Maria

Before I knew Maria’s name
And heard her wail and whinin’
I had a girl and she had me
And the sun was always shinin’

But then one day I left my girl
I left her far behind me
And now I’m lost, so gone and lost
Not even God can find me

Maria
Maria
They call the wind Maria

Out here they got a name for rain
For wind and fire only
But when you’re lost and all alone
There ain’t no word but lonely

And I’m a lost and lonely man
Without a star to guide me
Maria blow my love to me
I need my girl beside me

Maria
Maria
They call the wind Maria

Maria
Maria!
Blow my love to me

*New Karaoke Song


((( FRANKIE LAINE: RAWHIDE )))



Rollin', rollin', rollin'.
Rollin', rollin', rollin'.
Rollin', rollin', rollin'.
Rollin', rollin', rollin'.
Rawhide!
Hah! Hah! 

Keep rollin', rollin', rollin',
Though the streams are swollen,
Keep them dogies rollin', rawhide.
Through rain and wind and weather,
Hell bent for leather,
Wishin' my gal was by my side.
All the things I'm missin',
Good vittles, love, and kissin',
Are waiting at the end of my ride. 

Move 'em out, head 'em up,
Head 'em up, move 'em on.
Move 'em out, head 'em up:
Rawhide.
Cut 'em out, ride 'em in,
Ride 'em in, cut 'em out,
Cut 'em out, ride 'em in:
Rawhide!
Hah! Hah! 

Movin', movin', movin',
Though they're disapprovin',
Keep them dogies movin', rawhide.
Don't try to understand 'em,
Just rope an' throw an' brand 'em.
Soon we'll be living high and wide.
My heart's calculatin',
My true love will be waitin':
Waitin' at the end of my ride. 

Move 'em out, head 'em up,
Head 'em up, move 'em on.
Move 'em out, head 'em up:
Rawhide.
Cut 'em out, ride 'em in,
Ride 'em in, cut 'em out,
Cut 'em out, ride 'em in:
Rawhide! 

(Rollin', rollin', rollin'.)
(Rollin', rollin', rollin'.)
Hah!
(Rollin', rollin', rollin'.)
Hah!
(Rollin', rollin', rollin'.)
Rawhide.
Hah!
Rawhide! 

*New Karaoke Song


Friday, October 4, 2013

((( SWEET PEA )))



Oh, Sweet Pea
Come on and dance with me
Come on, come on, come on and dance with me
Oh, Sweet Pea
Won't you be my girl
Won't you, won't you, won't you be my girl

I went to a dance just the other night
I saw a girl there she was out of sight
I asked a friend of mine who she could be
He said that her friends just call her Sweet Pea

Oh, Sweet Pea
Come on and dance with me
Come on, come on, come on and dance with me
Oh, Sweet Pea
Won't you be my girl
Won't you, won't you, won't you be my girl

I walked on over and I asked her to dance
Thinkin' maybe later of
makin' romance
But every guy there was thinkin' like me
I had to stand in line
To get a dance with Sweet Pea

Oh, Sweet Pea
Come on and dance with me
Come on, come on, come on and dance with me
Oh, Sweet Pea
Won't you be my girl
Won't you, won't you, won't you be my girl

I finally got to whisper sweet words in her ear
Convinced her that we oughta get away from there
We took a little walk
I held her close to me
And underneath the stars I said to Sweet Pea

Oh, Sweet Pea I love you can't you see
Love you, love you, love you can't you see
Oh, Sweet Pea
Won't you be my girl
Won't you, won't you, won't you be my girl


*New Karaoke Song



Thursday, October 3, 2013

((( DYNAMO: DEMON MAGIC? )))


























"This book is really about proving to you that

nothing is impossible

It's about showing that whatever you want to achieve, you can make it happen"

~ from his book: Dynamo ~


MY COMMENT:

From this and other things in his book

he doesn't sound very demon possessed to me,

but what do I know, right?


((( THE UNIVERSE RESPONDS: DEATH SPEAKS!! )))



And, as if on cue,

the Universe responded to Obama's speech

ON OCTOBER 3RD 2013

by having a woman apparently go so insane with anger over this shutdown matter

that, with her young child in the car,

she drove through Capital Hill barricades in Washington DC

and was shot dead!!!




The Washington politicians were told to hide

and that's what they are apparently doing

hiding like the cowards they truly are!!!


IT USUALLY TAKES DEATH 

FOR THEM TO TAKE

THEIR POLITICAL DECISIONS SERIOUSLY


NOW maybe they will WAKE UP, 

put the government funding bill to a vote

AND REOPEN THE BLOODY AMERICAN GOVERNMENT!!!


THIS JACKASS REPUBLICAN 

WHITE SUPREMACISTS HOUSE SPEAKER BOEHNER

HAD BETTER BE MORE AFRAID OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

THAN HE IS OF RADICAL REPUBLICANS!!


IF OBAMA WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR SHUTTING DOWN THE GOVERNMENT LIKE THIS

HE WOULD BE IMMEDIATELY IMPEACHED!!!!!

OF COURSE, THE RICH WHITE REPUBLICANS 

THINK THEY CAN GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING


MAY THAT MOTHER'S DEATH NOT BE IN VAIN!!



Wednesday, October 2, 2013

((( MESSAGE FROM MOTHER NATURE )))




A message for humanity

given to me by Mother Nature

over and over and over for the space of many years

while in deep trance states

It continues to grow stronger


I created this using 

the Xtranormal animation program

using one of their stock program voices



((( THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE )))




This is a very important video

Dr. Michio Kaku makes it clear at the end that the will of the people

is more powerful than the war plans of a war mongering government


I say the will of the people is more powerful than the Republicans

who have effectively KIDNAPPED the American government 

forcing the government to shutdown and demanding a 'ransom' or they will not reopen it!


It seems to me that these Republicans should be looked upon 

AS KIDNAPPERS AND TERRORISTS!!!

THEY SHOULD BE ARRESTED AND THROWN IN JAIL

FOR HOLDING THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT HOSTAGE


OF COURSE THE TERRORISTS AGAINST AMERICA

ARE HAPPY ABOUT THIS MATTER

YOU CAN BET THEY ARE!!!


ANY GOVERNMENT ACTION IN AMERICA

THAT GIVES THE TERRORISTS AGAINST AMERICA

REASON TO REJOICE IS MOST PROBABLY

((( CRIMINALLY WRONG!!! )))



Tuesday, October 1, 2013

((( AFFORDABLE AMERICAN HEALTH CARE )))




"It was 1969 when Senator Kennedy, recognizing the success of Medicare for senior citizens, first called for universal health care for all Americans. "We must begin to move now to establish a comprehensive national health insurance program, capable of bringing the same amount and high quality of health care to every man, woman, and child in the United States," Kennedy said at Boston University Medical Center on December 16, 1969.

Senator Kennedy has spent his public life fighting for comprehensive health care for all Americans. Over the decades, tens of millions have benefited from his sustained efforts."

http://tedkennedy.org/service/item/health_care


MY COMMENT:

Unless I am mistaken 

TODAY OCTOBER 1ST 2013

Will live as a day in history where the dream of Ted Kennedy was FINALLY REALIZED!!!

It took over 40 YEARS FOR THAT DREAM TO BE REALIZED!!!

WHAT IS AMAZING IS THAT IT TOOK A BLACK AMERICAN PRESIDENT

TO FINALLY GET IT DONE!!!!!

No matter how hard they tried, the whites couldn't do it!!

Whoah! That's something alright!!

The Republicans were so angry about it

they made certain the American government was shut down!!!!





I usually don't give a damn about the news, 

but today...I have made an exception

for there should be certain days when I do make an exception and watch the news

and TODAY is American history in the making!


According to what I have studied

the Democrats have been fighting a hell of a long time

for what American President Obama accomplished today

it is indeed a day that will be remembering in history

for American President Obama

and a day of infamy for the rich white American Republicans

THEY are the "bad guys" in this matter

and there's no getting around it!!!