I say it's wise of the ABC Disney network
to wait till a couple of days after Thanksgiving
to air their 90 minute Lady Gaga & the Muppets special
After all, we wouldn't want to have the 'turkey' families
who have their kids watch it bring up undigested turkey, right?
Mother's have enough kid puke to deal with, for crying out loud!
Mother's have enough kid puke to deal with, for crying out loud!
Gaga's message to American families:
'I don't know what the hell you've heard,
but I'm actually a good influence on your kids!'
I would imagine, unlike Katy Perry,
Lady Gaga will not be showing any boobies
because, as we all know, after years of breast feeding
that's the last thing kids want to see
An apparently traumatized Elmo
secretly says:
secretly says:
'WTF? I'm outta here!!!!'
