((( THE GAME OF LOVE )))

The purpose of a man is to love a woman

And the purpose of a woman is to love a man

So come on baby let's start today, come on baby let's play

The game of love, love, la la la la la love

It started long ago in the Garden of Eden

When Adam said to Eve, "Baby, you're for me"

So come on baby let's start today, come on baby let's play

The game of love, love, la la la la la love

Come on baby 'cause the time is right

Love your daddy with all your might

Put your arms around me, hold me tight

Play the game of love

The purpose of a man is to love a woman

And the purpose of a woman is to love a man

So come on baby let's start today, come on baby let's play

The game of love, love, la la la la la love

Come on baby 'cause the time is right

Love your daddy with all your might

Put your arms around me, hold me tight

Play the game of love

The purpose of a man is to love a woman

And the purpose of a woman is to love a man

So come on baby let's start today, come on baby let's play

The game of love, love, la la la la la love

The game of love baby, the game of la la la la love

The game of love baby, the game of la la la la love

The game of love baby

*New Karaoke Song

((( TRY IT!! )))

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:

If you draw an absolutely straight line absolutely straight up 

and extend it for about 500 billion, trillion light years

...you will find yourself back on Earth. 

If you don't believe me. Try it!

((( NO PARTICULAR PLACE TO GO )))

Ridin' along in my automobile

My baby beside me at the wheel

I stole a kiss at the turn of a mile

My curiosity runnin' wild

Cruisin' and playin' the radio

With no particular place to go

Ridin' along in my automobile

I'm anxious to tell her the way I feel

So I told her softly and sincere

And she leaned and whispered in my ear

Cuddlin' more and drivin' slow

With no particular place to go

No particular place to go

So we parked way out on the kokomo

The night was young and the moon was bold

So we both decided to take a stroll

Can you imagine the way I felt?

I couldn't unfasten her safety belt

Ridin' along in my calaboose

Still tryin' to get her belt aloose

All the way home I held a grudge

For the safety belt that wouldn't budge

Cruisin' and playin' the radio

With no particular place to go

*New Karaoke Song

((( FATHER GUIDO SARDUCCI - 1980 )))

I'd consider going to his church

After a few months of rigorous

Iron Balls Fu!

Apparently, God pays you $14.50 a day for being alive. When you die and finally meet God He looks you in the eye...then pays you. After that He tabulates your sins and you eventually have to pay for your sins...in cash. God does not accept checks, credit cards, or money orders. If you end up not having enough money you have to come back to Earth...as a nun.

((( IRON BALLS FU! )))

Shaolin Kung Fu birth control methods begin at 0:42.

Knock it all you like, but IT WORKS!!!

All it takes are hours and hours and hours and hours everyday 

7 days a week and YOU TOO will never need

artificial birth control ever again!!!

Either that or your baby will be born

with a 'punched in' looking face

I mean, I understand being devoted but

you have to draw the line somewhere, right guys?

Take a deep breath, relax and envision....

How Chuck Norris's Christian wife would react

if she saw Chuck doing these Kung Fu exercises

"STOP IT!!! ARE YOU CRAZY???? STOP IT!!!!!!"

leave it to Buddhists to come up with training like this!

Spanking your 'monkey' is just not good enough for these guys

How the heck these guys are so well trained

and still look like rather skinny wimps is beyond me!

Brace yourselves. This is Iron Balls Fu!

"My nuts are like a brick wall"

I swear, my willy hurts just thinking of this video!

((( I GOT THIS EMAIL )))

I GOT THIS EMAIL:

From: Spedowske, Gretchen
Sent: Thursday, September 04, 2014 9:41 PM
To: Spedowske, Gretchen
Subject:

Good day to you,

l am the Chief Risk Officer and Executive Director of China Guangfa Bank in Hong Kong. I want to present you as the owner of 49.5 million USD In my bank since i am the only one aware of the funds due to my investigations. signify your interest by replying to this email: jameshk7@rogers.com
James Morrow.

MY RESPONSE:

Where the fuck were you when I needed 49.5 million dollars? Nowhere to be found. Now you can go fuck yourself! I just may use Skype to call you at the China Guangfa Bank in Hong Kong and tell you myself!!

How do you say 'go fuck yourself' in Chinese?

I mean, if you truly are the "only one aware of the funds due to my investigations" why don't you keep the money yourself? Because someone else who has no idea the money is there might find out?

((( THIS IS WISDOM )))

THIS IS WISDOM:

YOUR life is yours and MY LIFE is mine

I AM responsible to make my life over any wonderful way I may see fit. 

You also have the responsibility to make your life whatever you may want your life to be

YOUR LIFE IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS

MY LIFE IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS

If I choose to try to help others it is done as a gesture of gratitude and appreciation to the Source of All who has been merciful and generous with me. I no longer believe I can actually help anyone else. At best, I can give them the tools to help themselves. If they refuse to use those tools my responsibility for that person is OVER, PERIOD!!!

Trying to force a solution upon someone who does not truly want a solution is the activity of a fool!

I rarely watch the news, but as I watched a news summary, this morning, the lesson I have just shared rang true more 'loudly' in my consciousness than ever before in my life!!

I am NOT here to "save the world". That is Jesus' job and good luck with that!

And so I have no desire to see anything bad happen to ANYONE. If worse comes to worst...I just won't look.

The greatest revenge I can ever have upon anyone is to become COMPLETELY OVERFLOWINGLY SUCCESSFUL in the manifestation of all my most wonderful hopes and dreams.

And what are those?

To live an increasingly Strong, Healthy, Happy life; overflowing with Abundant Prosperity having much extra to share with whoever inspires me to express my gratitude and appreciation to the Spirit. 

To keep the Source of All laughing and happy for I've learned: as long as the Source of Everything is laughing everything is fine in my life. When that force stops laughing and smiling...

ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE!!!!!

And so I share this precious wisdom with you. May it be a treasure in your life, whoever you may be

((( THE SIMS 4 )))

So, do you want a clear idea what it's like to be God?

Okay, I'm going through an epiphany here!

I just discovered the new Sims 4 game

and I'm suddenly remembering what I've been told

as to why there are so many horrible things going on in the world

IT HAS TO DO WITH BOREDOM

Supposedly, sweet and nice all the time eventually leads to boredom

When dealing with eternity it eventually makes you LITERALLY INSANE!!!

You eventually become insanely desperate for something different to do

That's why our memories are erased as we enter these lives

WE DON'T WANT TO REMEMBER!!!

THAT'S WHY WE CHOSE TO LIVE THESE LIVES!!!

WE WANTED TO TEMPORARILY FORGET THE BOREDOM

THAT COMES WITH HAVING THINGS SWEET AND NICE ALL THE TIME!!!

We are eternal beings and these bodies we have are like clothing

We wear them for a while then they eventually wear out

and we leave to go do something else

How we treat these lives determines how we will be treated after we die

If, after reviewing our lives, we truly feel

that we do not deserve to be rewarded then

even if rewarded we will not be able to appreciate it

Supposedly, people would rather be burning in hell

than be bored with their existence

I'm talking about secrets of the universe here

that will most probably just go over your heads and out

even as it should

These secrets have been revealed to me and they are only for me

Chances are they will mean next to nothing to you

and that's as it should be


Fact of the matter is:

WE ARE A BUNCH OF SIMS CHARACTERS!!!

((( BREAKING THE LIGHT BARRIER )))

When I recently broke the light barrier, 

in my modified flying space garbage can, 

I instantly found myself in Alpha Centauri 

and was forced to fix the light barrier I had broken. 

I was hoping for an award or something

((( GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY )))

I must admit that the straight forward sci-fi plot of Guardians of the Galaxy was rather boring to me. Just another movie created to emotionally masturbate an audience of mostly knuckleheaded idiots. No great lessons that mankind needs to learn are included, at least none I could remember from between naps.

HOWEVER

A kid gets abducted by aliens, at the beginning of the movie, and he has a Walkman type cassette player with him and a cassette tape full of fantastic Baby Boomer oldies songs. The very concept that millions of light years away aliens are enjoying Earth Baby Boomer music of the 1960s and 70s is irresistible to a Baby Boomer like me.

Yes, that I really liked!

If I had known that the green woman, in the movie, was the same woman who played the lead female role in the movie Avatar I would most certainly have liked this movie better

((( A HORSE IS A HORSE )))

I don't suggest you try

to pin a tail on this 'donkey'

((( CHAIRMAN OF THE BORED )))

You probably don't realize this but

I AM CHAIRMAN OF THE BORED

Are you bored?

Well then, I'm your chairman!

((( THIS IS TRUE GREATNESS!! )))

SHARED:

LETTER OF COMMENDATION FOR OFFICERS:

K **DAYOS & T ***KMAN

8/28/2014

I saw something last night that made an impression upon me I feel will last the rest of my life. Coming out of the Earth natural foods market there were two excellent police officers looking down at a bum lying on the concrete. From the standpoint of an advanced Tai Chi Grandmaster I could 'see' qualities of the energy of these two officers that left me astounded. I can try to describe a...superhuman patience and kindness that went off the proverbial scales of average human patience and kindness.

Here they were treating a puke spitting apparently homeless bum as though he was a hopeless family member. They were so kind and so patient I was left speechless. I commented to them about this and they kind of shrugged their shoulders as though they hear so many lies from average people they just don't believe anything people say anymore. I sure don't blame them for feeling this way.

I looked around me and within my spirit I was yelling, “THIS IS TRUE GREATNESS!!!” but no one else 'saw' anything worth noting. However, if those police officers did something those people didn't like OH, THEY WOULD NOTICE ALRIGHT!!!! Human scum!!! I went back to my vehicle and suddenly realized that something had to be done to bring special attention to the greatness of these two officers. SOMETHING HAD TO BE DONE and it finally dawned on me that if I didn't do something special NO ONE ELSE WOULD!!!!

I fumbled and finally found a pen and a receipt to write on and I got their names telling them I was going to write the police department and do my best to get them promoted. They kind of shrugged their shoulders obviously feeling I was just another liar full of empty talk.

So here I am sending you this letter in the hopes that, when considered for promotion, these two excellent police officers will be given the promotions they so rightly deserve!


From Your Friend,

*******************

((( BEHIND BLUE EYES )))

No one knows what it's like

To be the bad man, to be the sad man

Behind blue eyes

No one knows what it's like

To be hated, to be fated

To hearing mostly lies

But my dreams, they aren't as empty

As my conscience seems to be

I have hours, only lonely

My love is vengeance that's never free

No one knows what it's like

To feel these feelings like I do

And I blame you

No one bites back as hard

On their anger, none of my pain and woe

Can show through

But my dreams, they aren't as empty

As my conscience seems to be

I have hours, only lonely

My love is vengeance that's never free

When my fist clenches, crack it open

Before I use it and lose my cool

When I smile, tell me some bad news

Before I laugh and act like a fool

And if I swallow anything evil

Put your finger down my throat

And if I shiver, please give me a blanket

Keep me warm, let me wear your coat

No one knows what it's like

To be the bad man, to be the sad man

Behind blue eyes

*New Karaoke Song with Modified Lyrics

dedicated to the Police Force

((( COME AND GET YOUR LOVE )))

Hey (hey) What's the matter with your head? yeah

Hey (hey) What's the matter with your mind and your sign?

And-a ooh-ohh

Hey (hey) Nothin's a matter with your head, baby, find it

Come on and find it

Hell, with it, baby, 'cause you're fine and you're mine

And you look so divine

Come and get your love

Come and get your love

Come and get your love

Come and get your love

Hey (hey) What's the matter with your feel right?

Don't you feel right, baby?

Hey, oh, yeah, get it from the main vine, alright

I said-a find it, find it, darling, love it

If you like it, yeah-eh

Hey (hey) It's your business if you want some

Take some, get it together, baby

Come and get your love

Come and get your love

Come and get your love

Come and get your love

Come and get your love, come and get your love

Come and get your love, now

Come and get your love, come and get your love

Come and get your love, now

Come and get your love, come and get your love

Come and get your love, now

Come and get your love, come and get your love

Come and get your love, now

Come and get your love

Come and get your love

Come and get your love

Come and get your love

Hey (hey) What's the matter with your feel right?

Don't you feel right, baby?

Hey, oh, yeah, get it from the main vine, alright

La,la,la,la,la,la, (come and get your love)

La,la,la,la,la,la, (come and get your love)

La,la,la,la,la,la, (come and get your love)

La,la,la,la,la,la, (come and get your love)

La,la.la,la,la,la,la,la,la (come and get your love)

La,la.la,la,la,la,la,la,la (come and get your love)

La,la.la,la,la,la, (come and get your love)

La,la.la,la,la,la,la,la,la (come and get your love)

*New Karaoke Song