I'd consider going to his church
After a few months of rigorous
Iron Balls Fu!
Apparently, God pays you $14.50 a day for being alive. When you die and finally meet God He looks you in the eye...then pays you. After that He tabulates your sins and you eventually have to pay for your sins...in cash. God does not accept checks, credit cards, or money orders. If you end up not having enough money you have to come back to Earth...as a nun.
