((( PULL UP BAR )))

Well, I needed a 5 1/2" bolt

instead of the 4" bolt that was provided

so you can imagine how sturdy it is!

((( AWESOME!!! )))

In the instructions of my new pull-up bar it says

not to install this pull-up bar on drywall

Can you imagine?

They really have to tell people this,

but there has to be one numbskull who thinks he knows better

and decides not to read the directions


When he tries to do his first pull-up

he pulls down the wall instead

THEN decides to read the directions

BART: Hey dad, it says in the directions
not to install this pull-up bar on drywall


HOMER: Shut up, kid. I know what I'm doing!

After installing the pull-up bar on drywall

and tearing down the whole wall

trying to do one pull-up

Homer decides to go back

to what he does best