Thursday, September 12, 2013

((( PSYCHIC ABILITIES )))




When debating about psychic abilities

people like the famous psychic Uri Geller come to mind

Personally, I have no desire to use what little psychic abilities I may have

bending spoons and becoming famous for bending anything

I've had more than enough fame in my life, as a professional musical entertainer, 

and for the most part

FAME SUCKS!!!


I'm not interested in being the darling of the demented media

Go hassle Brad Pitt and whatsherface and leave me out of it,

thank you very much


My goal for all the psychic abilities I may possess is

to create an ever increasingly wonderful life for myself and my loved ones

To use my abilities as a musical entertainer to pacify

an enraged Mother Nature to the very best of my abilities

and to get Her to AT LEAST wait till I'm dead

before She goes berserk

As for bending spoons...

Shouldn't that be Martha Steward's job?