((( BRIAN WILLIAMS: A GREAT AMERICAN )))

BRIAN WILLIAMS

A truly great American!!!

For many years it has been said, on the Internet, that the media is owned by the Rothschilds and their Zionist pals. For many years it has been said that you should not blindly trust the mainstream media controlled news reports.

FOR MANY YEARS THIS HAS BEEN SAID ON THE INTERNET

YET THE DUMB, BRAINWASHED MASSES CONTINUE TO BLINDLY BELIEVE

WHATEVER BULLSHIT THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA TELLS THEM IS TRUE!!

Something had to be done!

Someone extremely high profile in the media had to wake Americans up to the fact that, chances are, much of what is presented as fact on the nightly news of ANY MAINSTREAM MEDIA SOURCE is most probably partly bullshit!!

Someone had to be willing to put his career on the line to WAKE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE UP!!!

I now believe Brian Williams knew exactly what he was doing when he changed his stories. HE WAS ANGRY that no one was being held accountable for all the lies told that led to the war in Iraq!! Brian felt someone had to be held accountable for the lies that cost the lives of so many brave American soldiers and left many maimed and disabled.

So, Brian decided to alter certain stories he had told KNOWING FULL WELL that he would eventually be caught and his credibility would be questioned by the entire world! Why? Well, there was a scene in the movie Good Morning Vietnam, with Robin Williams, that always stuck with me. As he was being briefed on how to present the news to the world Robin was shown two different teletype machines. One, he was told, had the actual news. The other had the news he was supposed to tell the world.

THEY WERE NOT THE SAME!!!!

WHAT ROBIN WAS SUPPOSED TO TELL THE WORLD WAS ALTERED NEWS

FILLED WITH UNTRUE SLANTS TO STORIES

LIKE WHAT BRIAN WILLIAMS TOLD ABOUT HIS EXPERIENCES

Suddenly I am getting a strong impression that Brian Williams was getting fed up presenting information to the American public that he strongly suspected was filled with all kinds of falsehoods! He kept getting angrier and angrier that he was a tool for the Zionist agenda and wanted to do something, ANYTHING, to let the world know that...

NO ONE SHOULD BLINDLY TRUST THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA NEWS!!!

Oh, this was a master plan that I believe was very well thought out. A very risky plan that might very well lead to Brian's career flushed down the proverbial tubes with a stain on his legacy that would follow him to the grave, but... 

SOMEONE HIGH PROFILE HAD TO SACRIFICE HIS CAREER IN ORDER TO SHOCK AND SHAKE AMERICANS AWAKE TO THE ZIONIST SLANTED BULLSHIT THAT IS A REGULAR PART OF MAINSTREAM MEDIA NEWS REPORTS!!!

I feel Brian is hoping they will go through all his stories to find out if he lied then wonder...if any other newscaster has been lying as well.

THAT WAS THE MASTER PLAN!!!

TO GET AMERICANS TO WONDER WHAT OTHER NEWS REPORTERS

HAVE BEEN TELLING LIES AND INACCURATE STORIES!!!!

I envision Brian Williams drunk and watching the movie Network. Yes, that is definitely a movie he would want to watch right now because he's probably playing with the idea of blowing his brains out!

((( THE MONSTER MASH )))

I was working in the lab late one night 

When my eyes beheld an eerie sight 

For my monster from his slab began to rise 

And suddenly to my surprise 

He did the mash 

He did the monster mash 

The monster mash 

It was a graveyard smash 

He did the mash 

It caught on in a flash 

He did the mash 

He did the monster mash 

From my laboratory in the castle east 

To the master bedroom where the vampires feast 

The ghouls all came from their humble abodes 

To get a jolt from my electrodes 

They did the mash 

They did the monster mash 

The monster mash 

It was a graveyard smash 

They did the mash 

It caught on in a flash 

They did the mash 

They did the monster mash 

The zombies were having fun 

The party had just begun 

The guests included Wolf Man 

Dracula and his son 

The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds 

Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds 

The coffin-bangers were about to arrive 

With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five" 

They played the mash 

They played the monster mash 

The monster mash 

It was a graveyard smash 

They played the mash 

It caught on in a flash 

They played the mash 

They played the monster mash 

Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring 

Seems he was troubled by just one thing 

He opened the lid and shook his fist 

And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?" 

It's now the mash 

It's now the monster mash 

The monster mash 

And it's a graveyard smash 

It's now the mash 

It's caught on in a flash 

It's now the mash 

It's now the monster mash 

Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band 

And my monster mash is the hit of the land 

For you, the living, this mash was meant too 

When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you 

Then you can mash 

Then you can monster mash 

The monster mash 

And do my graveyard smash 

Then you can mash 

You'll catch on in a flash 

Then you can mash 

Then you can monster mash 

*New Karaoke Song

((( STAR TREK LAVATORIES )))

'Dear Lord, thank thee for my holographic droppings.
I would never know what it's like to be human
without having to put up with all that...shit!'

Ever wonder why you never see 

toilets on Star Trek Starships? 

Because in the 24th century they use technology 

to 'beam it' out of there!

Instead of using a toilet you say...

BOWEL DROP ENERGIZE!

Scottie, beam it out!

I dream of living in a Star Trek world
where you never need to use the bathroom




'Number One, you have the conn
I have to take a dump'

Can you imagine people in Heaven,
after a few thousand years, saying:

'Gosh, I sure miss taking a crap!'

What the hell is the point?
I've been wiping my butt all my life
and STILL do not enjoy it!

Maybe I should change my attitude???

((( IT'S ONLY A PAPER MOON )))

It is only a paper moon

Sailing over a cardboard sea

But it wouldn't be make-believe

If you believe in me

It is only a canvas sky

Hanging over a muslin tree

But it wouldn't be make-believe 

If you believe in me

Without your love

It's a honky-tonk parade

Without your love

It's a melody played 

In a penny arcade

It's a Barnum and Bailey world

Just as phony as it can be

But it wouldn't be make-believe

If you believe in me

Without your love

It's a honky-tonk parade

Without your love

It's a melody played

In a penny arcade

It's a Barnum and Bailey world

Just as phony as it can be

But it wouldn't be make-believe

If you believe in me

*New Karaoke Song

((( DANCE HALL DAYS )))

Take your baby by the hand

And make her do a high handstand

And take your baby by the heel

And do the next thing that you feel

We were so in phase

In our dance hall days

We were cool on craze

When I, you and everyone we knew

Could believe, do, and share in what was true

I said: 

Dance hall days love!

Take your baby by the hair

And pull her close and there, there, there

And take your baby by the ears

And play upon her darkest fears

We were so in phase

In our dance hall days

We were cool on craze

When I, you and everyone we knew

Could believe, do, and share in what was true

I said: 

Dance hall days love

Dance hall days

Dance hall days love

Take your baby by the wrist

And in her mouth an amethyst

And in her eyes two sapphires blue

And you need her and she needs you

And you need her and she needs you

And you need her and she needs you

And you need her and she needs you

And you need her and she needs you

We were so in phase

In our dance hall days

We were cool on craze

When I, you and everyone we knew

Could believe, do, and share in what was true

I said:

Dance hall days love

Dance hall days love

Dance hall days

Dance hall days love

Dance hall days

Dance hall days love

Dance hall days

Dance hall days love...

*New Karaoke Song

((( SIMON & GARFUNKEL IN CONCERT 1966 )))

I find this to be an astonishing concert

I wasn't expecting much being how old the sound recording is

However, with no backing band,

they really did their big hits tremendous justice

I never would have believed it!

I'm in the process of learning a couple of other

Karaoke versions of their songs

from the Sounds of Silence recording

One of the songs I used to sing was, you guessed it...

SOUNDS OF SILENCE

Not so easy to do Simon & Garfunkel justice

when you are singing solo

However, since I aim for the miraculous
I'll give it a go!

((( HOLOGRAPHIC UNIVERSE )))

If everyone was deaf, would a tree falling in the forest make any sound?

A tree falling in the forest makes NO SOUND to a deaf person, period!

So, when we hear a sound what we are 'hearing' 

is a 'downloaded' representation of that sound

in the computer of our brains!

The reality we experience is the 'downloaded' representation 

of what we experience with our five-senses.

It is NOT reality. It is an INTERPRETATION 

of a small portion of some vast mysterious something out there

We are trained to call it "reality", 

but it is proving to be much, much more mysterious

than what our extremely limited senses tell us

The brain is proving to be some sort of organic computer

which supports the concept of all the Universe being

some sort of organic computer simulation

THE UNIVERSE A COMPUTER SIMULATION

So, the reality we experience is a reflection of our five-senses
which we KNOW FOR A FACT are easily tricked

That's why magic tricks astound us
because our five-senses are easily tricked!!

We are, apparently, living in an unfathomable mystery
and we are BRAINWASHED to call this mystery: reality,
but the "reality" we were brainwashed to believe was solid
is proving to be NOT SOLID AT ALL!!!

The sense of "solidity" is an illusion which justifies
what advanced Hindus and Buddhists have been saying all along!!

MAYA: ILLUSION

I suggest you keep this in mind before you are absolutely certain
just what is "real" and what is not about what I am presenting

((( STAND )))

Stand, in the end, you'll still be you

One that's done all the things you set out to do

Stand, there's a cross for you to bear

Things to go through if you're goin' anywhere

Stand for the things you know are right

It's the truth that the truth makes them so uptight

Stand, all the things you want are real

You have you to complete and there is no deal

Stand, stand, stand

(Everybody, yeah)

Stand, stand, stand

Stand, you've been sitting much too long

There's a permanent crease in your right and wrong

Stand, there's a midget standing tall

And a giant beside him about to fall

Stand, stand, stand

Stand, stand, stand

Stand, they will try to make you crawl

And they know what you're sayin' makes sense at all

Stand, don't you know that you are free

Well, at least in your mind if you want to be

Everybody

Stand, stand

Stand

Na na na na na na na na na na

Stand

Na na na na na na na na na na

Stand

Na na na na na na na na na na

Stand

Na na na na na na na na na na

Stand

Na na na na na na na na na na

*New Karaoke Song

((( I AM A ROCK )))

*A wondrous day

from the deep and dark remembered;

I am alone,

Aware from my perspective of the stream below

On a freshly fallen silent shroud of snow

I am a rock,

I am an island

I've built walls,

A fortress deep and mighty

That none may penetrate

I don't need false friendship; friendship causes pain

It's laughter and it's loving I maintain

I am a rock,

I am an island

I'll talk of love,

I've heard hollow words before;

It is sleeping in my memory

I won't disturb the slumber of feelings that have died

If I never loved I never would have cried

I am a rock,

I am an island

I've noble thoughts

and wondrous dreams to protect me;

I am shielded in my armor,

viewing from my room, safe within my womb

I touch no one and no one touches me

I am a rock,

I am an island

And a rock feels no pain;

And an island never cries.

*New Karaoke Song

with altered lyrics

((( EVERYBODY HAVE FUN TONIGHT )))

I'll drive a million miles

To be with you tonight

So if you're feeling low

Turn up your radio

The words we use are strong

They make reality

But now the music's on

Oh, baby dance with me, yeah

Rip it up, move down

Rip it up, move it down to the ground

Rip it up, cool down

Rip it up, don't hang me on the borderline

Everybody have fun tonight

Everybody have fun tonight

Everybody wang chung tonight

Everybody have fun tonight

Everybody wang chung tonight

Everybody have fun

Deep in the world tonight

Our hearts beat safe and sound

I'll hold you so close

Just let yourself go down

Rip it up, move down

Rip it up, move it down to the ground

Rip it up, cool down

Rip it up, get out what's inside of you

Everybody have fun tonight

Everybody have fun tonight

Everybody wang chung tonight

Everybody have fun tonight

Everybody wang chung tonight

Everybody have fun tonight

Everybody have fun

On the edge of oblivion

And all the world is Babylon

And all the love and everyone

A ship of fools sailing on

(Everybody)

Everybody have fun tonight

(Everybody)

Everybody have fun tonight

Across the nation

Around the world

Everybody have fun tonight

A celebration so spread the word

Everybody, everyone

Everybody, everyone

Everybody, everyone

Everybody have fun tonight

Everybody have fun tonight

Everybody wang chung tonight

Everybody have fun tonight

Everybody wang chung tonight

Everybody have fun tonight

Everybody have fun

Everybody, everyone

Everybody, everyone

Everybody, everyone

Everybody, everyone

*New Karaoke Song

((( CRY LIKE A BABY )))

When I think about the good love
You gave me I cry like a baby
Livin' without you is drivin' me crazy
I cry like a baby

Well I know now that
You're not a plaything
Not a toy or a puppet on a string

As I look back on a love so sweet
I cry like a baby
Every road is a lonely street
I cry like a baby

Well I know now that
You're not a plaything
Not a toy or a puppet on a string

Today we passed on the street
And you just walked on by
My heart just fell to my feet
And once again I began to cry

When I think about the good love
You gave me I cry like a baby
Livin' without you is drivin' me crazy
I cry like a baby

Well I know now that
You're not a plaything
I cry like a baby

As I look back on a love so sweet
I cry like a baby
Every road is a lonely street
I cry like a baby

My heart just fell to my feet
You know I cry like a baby
You left the water running, now
I cry like a baby

*New Karaoke Song

((( EXODUS )))

Exodus: Movement of Jah people! Oh-oh-oh, yea-eah!

.......

Men and people will fight ya down (Tell me why!)

When ya see Jah light. (Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!)

Let me tell you if you're not wrong; (Then, why?)

Everything is all right.

So we gonna walk - all right! - through de roads of creation:

We the generation (Tell me why!)

(Trod through great tribulation) trod through great tribulation.

Exodus, all right! Movement of Jah people!

Oh, yeah! O-oo, yeah! All right!

Exodus: Movement of Jah people! Oh, yeah!

Yeah-yeah-yeah, well!

Uh! Open your eyes and look within:

Are you satisfied (with the life you're living)? Uh!

We know where we're going, uh!

We know where we're from.

We're leaving Babylon,

We're going to our Father land.

2, 3, 4: Exodus: movement of Jah people! Oh, yeah!

(Movement of Jah people!) Send us another brother Moses!

(Movement of Jah people!) From across the Red Sea!

(Movement of Jah people!) Send us another brother Moses!

(Movement of Jah people!) From across the Red Sea!

Movement of Jah people!

[Instrumental break]

Exodus, all right! Oo-oo-ooh! Oo-ooh!

Movement of Jah people! Oh, yeah!

Exodus!

Exodus! All right!

Exodus! Now, now, now, now!

Exodus!

Exodus! Oh, yea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-eah!

Exodus!

Exodus! All right!

Exodus! Uh-uh-uh-uh!

Move! Move! Move! Move! Move! Move!

Open your eyes and look within:

Are you satisfied with the life you're living?

We know where we're going;

We know where we're from.

We're leaving Babylon, y'all!

We're going to our Father's land.

Exodus, all right! Movement of Jah people!

Exodus: movement of Jah people!

Movement of Jah people!

Movement of Jah people!

Movement of Jah people!

Movement of Jah people!

Move! Move! Move! Move! Move! Move! Move!

Jah come to break downpression,

Rule equality,

Wipe away transgression,

Set the captives free.

Exodus, all right, all right!

Movement of Jah people! Oh, yeah!

Exodus: movement of Jah people! Oh, now, now, now, now!

Movement of Jah people!

Movement of Jah people!

Movement of Jah people!

Movement of Jah people!

Movement of Jah people!

Movement of Jah people!

Move! Move! Move! Move! Move! Move! Uh-uh-uh-uh!

Move(ment of Jah people)!

Move(ment of Jah people)!

Move(ment of Jah people)!

Move(ment of Jah people)! Movement of Jah people!

Move(ment of Jah people)!

Move(ment of Jah people)!

Movement of Jah people!

Movement of Jah people!

Movement of Jah people!

*New Karaoke Song

((( MY GIRL LOLLIPOP )))

NOTE: I suddenly thought of this song 

and decided to see if there was a video of her singing it

Gosh, she's adorable and great body babe!!

So, I'm doing the male version of this song

MY GIRL LOLLIPOP

*Substitute Girl instead of Boy

My *boy Lollipop

You make my heart go giddyup

You are as sweet as candy

You're my sugar dandy

Whoa oh, my boy Lollipop

Never ever leave me

Because it would grieve me

My heart told me so

I love you, I love you, I love you so

But I don't want you to know

I need you, I need you, I need you so

And I'll never let you go

My boy Lollipop

You make my heart go giddyup

You set the world on fire

You are my one desire

Whoa, my Lollipop

HARMONICA SOLO

I love you, I love you, I love you so

But I don't want you to know

I need you, I need you, I need you so

And I'll never let you go

My boy Lollipop

You make my heart go giddyup

You set the world on fire

You are my one desire

Whoa, my Lollipop

Whoa, my Lollipop

My boy Lollipop

My boy Lollipop

My boy Lollipop

*New Karaoke Song

((( NOBODY DOES IT BETTER )))

Nobody does it better

Makes me feel sad for the rest

Nobody does it half as good as you

Baby, you're the best

I wasn't looking but somehow you found me

It tried to hide from your love light

But like Heaven above me

The spy who loved me

Is keeping all my secrets safe tonight

And nobody does it better

Though sometimes I wish someone could

Nobody does it quite the way you do

Why'd you have to be so good?

The way that you hold me

Whenever you hold me

There's some kind of magic inside you

That keeps me from running

But just keep it coming

How'd you learn to do the things you do?

And nobody does it better

Makes me feel sad for the rest

Nobody does it half as good as you

Baby, baby, darlin', you're the best

Baby, you're the best

Darlin', you're the best

Baby, you're the best

Baby, you're the best

Baby, you're the best

Baby, you're the best

*New Karaoke Song

((( HOUSES OF THE HOLY )))

Let me take you to the movies. Can I take you to the show 

Let me be yours ever truly. Can I make your garden grow 

From the houses of the holy, we can watch the white doves go 

From the door comes Satan's daughter, and it only goes to show. You know. 

There's an angel on my shoulder, In my hand a sword of gold 

Let me wander in your garden. And the seeds of love I'll sow. You know. 

So the world is spinning faster. Are you dizzy when you're stoned 

Let the music be your master. Will you heed the master's call 

Oh... Satan and man. 

Said there ain't no use in crying. Cause it will only, only drive you mad 

Does it hurt to hear them lying? Was this the only world you had? Oh-oh 

So let me take you, take you to the movie. Can I take you, baby, to the show. 

Why don't you let me be yours ever truly. Can I make your garden grow 

You know.

*New Karaoke Song