((( CRADLE OF LOVE )))

Well, rock the cradle of love

Rock the cradle of love

Yes, the cradle of love

Don't rock easily, it's true

Well, rock the cradle of love

I rocked the cradle of love

Yes, the cradle of love

Don't rock easily, it's true

Well, now it burned like a ball on fire

When the rebel took a little child bride

To tease, yeah, so go easy, yeah

Oh 'cause love cuts a million ways

Shakes the Devil when he misbehaves

I ain't nobody's fool, come on

Shake it up whatever I do

Rock the cradle of love

Rock the cradle of love

Yes, the cradle of love

Don't rock easily, it's true

Sent from Heaven above that's right

To rob the cradle of love

Yes, the pages of love

Don't talk decently, it's true

Yeah, flesh for your Romeo

Oh yeah, baby, I hear you moan

It's easy you know how to please me, yeah

This love starts my rollin' train

You can't stop it, it ain't in vain

I ain't nobody's fool, come on

Shake it up, whatever you do, ooh, oh yeah

These are the wages of love I know

Rock the cradle of love

Come on, come on, come on

These are the wages of love

Ooh yeah, rock the cradle

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Well, it burned like a ball on fire

When the rebel took a little child bride

To tease, yeah, 'cause I know

How to please you, yeah, oh

Well, my love starts a rollin' train

You can't stop it, it ain't in vain

I ain't nobody's fool, come on

Shake it up, whatever I do, oh, oh, oh

Rock the cradle of love, yeah

Rock the cradle of love

Sent from Heaven above that's right

To rock the cradle of love, oh

Rock the cradle of love, yeah

Cradle of love that's me mama

I robbed the Devil of love alright

Cradle of love, oh

If you tease me tonight

Then you might just sleaze me alright

If you appease me tonight

And let me ease you, yeah

Rock the cradle of love, yeah

Cradle of love, alright

Rock the cradle of love

Cradle of love

*New Karaoke Song

((( REBEL YELL )))

Last night a little dancer came dancin to my door

Last night a little angel came pumping on the floor

She said, "Come on baby, Ive got a license for love

And if it expires, pray help from above because"

In the midnight hour, she cried more, more, more

With a rebel yell, she cried more, more, more

In the midnight hour, babe, more, more, more

With a rebel yell, more, more, more, more, more, more

She dont like slavery, she wont sit and beg

But when Im tired and lonely, she sees me to bed

What sets you free and brought you to me, babe

What sets you free, I need you here by me because

In the midnight hour, she cried more, more, more

With a rebel yell, she cried more, more, more

In the midnight hour, babe, more, more, more

With a rebel yell, more, more, more

He lives in his own heaven

Collects it to go from the Seven Eleven

Well, hes out all night to collect a fare

Just so long, just so long, it dont mess up his hair

I walked the walk for you, babe

A thousand miles for you

I dried your tears of pain, babe

A million times for you

Id sell my soul for you, babe

For money to burn for you

Id give you all and have none, babe

Just-a, just-a, just-a, just-a

To have you here by me because

In the midnight hour, she cried more, more, more

With a rebel yell, she cried more, more, more

In the midnight hour, babe, more, more, more

With a rebel yell, she cried more, more, more, more, more, more

Ooh yeah, a little baby, she want more

More, more, more, more, more

Ooh yeah, a little angel, she want more

More, more, more, more, more

*New Karaoke Song

((( WOODSTOCK )))

Well I came upon a child of God

He was walkin' along the road and I asked him

"Tell me where are you going?"

This he told me, said, "I'm going on down to Yasgur's farm

Gonna join in a rock and roll band

I gotto get back to the land and set my soul free"

We are stardust, we are golden

We are billion year old carbon

And we got to get ourselves back to the garden

Well then can I walk beside you

I have come to lose the smog

And I feel myself a cog in somethin' turnin'

And maybe it's the time of year

Yes and maybe it's the time of man

And I don't know who I am, but life is for learnin'

We are stardust, we are golden

We are billion year old carbon

And we got to get ourselves back to the garden

We are stardust, we are golden

We are billion year old carbon

And we got to get ourselves back to the garden

By the time we got to Woodstock

We were half a million strong

And everywhere was a song and a celebration

And I dreamed I saw the farmers

Just play his ridin' shotgun in the sky

Turning into butterflies above our nation

We are stardust, we are golden

We are caught in the devil's bargain

And we got to get ourselves back to the garden

*New Karaoke Song

((( RIGHT BACK WHERE WE STARTED FROM )))

Ooh, and it's alright an it's coming on

We gotta get right back to where we started from

Love is good, love can be strong

We gotta get right back to where we started from

Do you remember the day (that sunny day)

When you first came my way

I said, no one could take your place

And if you get hurt (if you get hurt)

By the little things I say

I can put that smile back on your face

Ooh, and it's alright and it's coming on

We gotta get it right back to where we started from

Love is good, love can be strong

We gotta get it right back to where we started from

A love like ours (a love like ours)

Can never fade away

You know it's only just begun

You gave me your love (gave me your love)

I just can't stay away, no, no

I know you are the only one

Ooh, and it's alright and it's coming on

We gotta get it right back to where we started from

Love is good, love can be strong

We gotta get it right back to where we started from

You gave me your love (gave me your love)

I just can't stay away, no

I know you are the only one

Ooh, you know it's alright and it's coming on

We gotta get it right back to where we started from

Love is good, love can be strong

We gotta get it right back to where we started from

It's alright and it's coming on

We gotta get it right back to where we started from

Love is good, love can be strong

We gotta get it right back to where we started from

It's alright and it's coming on

We gotta get it right back to where we started from

Love is good, love can be strong

We gotta get it right back to where we started from

*New Karaoke Song

((( "I DON'T UNDERSTAND BRITAIN AT ALL" )))

What?

Ain't cha' got no class or ability to recognize talent?

Bunch of cockney Muldoons!!

Amazing how dumb people are

So many waiting for days and days and days on long lines
just to get up there and give these types of performances

You gotta know all their friends and relatives must have told them they were great
or they wouldn't be there at all

What does this mean?

It means their friends and relatives sing even worse!

((( I HAVE A DREAM!! )))

I HAVE A DREAM!!!

I have a dream of one day going to New York City a very rich man!

I'll go to the fanciest restaurant in town

then have my limo driver take me for a sightseeing tour of

THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING

I'll take the King Kong tour from the inside up,

go to the top and look out over

the expansive New York City skyline then...

THROW UP!!!!

Of course there will be a few people down at the bottom filming it

I want to see who it hits

Big chunks of half-digested steak

bouncing off people's heads

Oooh! Ooooh! Gotta do it during rush hour!!!

God, I love the human race!

In my imagination they are great fun...

to throw up on!

Hey, you may not approve, but...

everyone needs to have a dream!!!

((( X-STANK!! )))

I dunno. I guess I need to get a better life

I mean, what the hell am I doing watching this video anyhow?

Good?

WHAT GOOD???

I must admit I got a real kick out of watching one of these things

punch the other in the face!

I watched that part over and over and over and etc

I guess I'm just evil 

Plain evil

((( MONY MONY )))

Here she comes now, say Mony, Mony

Shoot 'em down, turn around, come on Mony

Hey, she give me love and I feel all right now

You gotta toss and turn in the middle of the night

And I feel all right

I say yeah

(Yeah)

Yeah

(Yeah)

Yeah

(Yeah)

Yeah

(Yeah)

Yeah

(Yeah)

'Cause you make me feel

(Mony, Mony)

So

(Mony, Mony)

Good

(Mony, Mony)

Yeah

(Mony, Mony)

So

(Mony, Mony)

Good

(Mony, Mony)

Come on

(Mony, Mony)

All right baby

(Mony, Mony)

Say yeah

(Yeah)

Yeah

(Yeah)

Yeah

(Yeah)

Yeah

(Yeah)

Yeah

(Yeah)

Yeah

(Yeah)

Wake me, shake me, Mony, Mony

Shot gun dead and come on, Mony

Don't stop cookin', it feels so good yeah

Don't stop now, hey come on Mony

Come on Mony

Yeah

(Yeah)

Yeah

(Yeah)

Yeah

(Yeah)

Yeah

(Yeah)

Yeah

(Yeah)

'Cause you make me feel

(Mony, Mony)

So

(Mony, Mony)

Good

(Mony, Mony)

Yeah

(Mony, Mony)

Alright

(Mony, Mony)

Come on

(Mony, Mony)

So good

(Mony, Mony)

All right

(Mony, Mony)

I Say yeah

(Yeah)

Yeah

(Yeah)

Yeah

(Yeah)

Yeah

(Yeah)

Yeah

(Yeah)

Ahh!

Oh I love you Mony, Mo, Mo, Mony

(Shut up you)

Oh I love you Mony, Mo, Mo, Mony

(So good)

Oh I love you Mony, Mo, Mo, Mony

(All right)

Oh I love you Mony, Mony

Said Mony, Mony

Yeah

(Yeah)

Yeah

(Yeah)

Yeah

(Yeah)

Yeah

(Yeah)

Come on

(Come on)

Come on

(Come on)

Come on

(Come on)

Mony, Mony

(All right)

Mony, Mony

(All right)

Mony, Mony

(Come on)

Yeah

(Yeah)

Yeah

(Yeah)

*New Karaoke Song

((( SIMS 4 POOL PARTY! )))

The new Sims 4 pools are very...'cool' (pun intended)

My first Sims 4 pool party was a blast!

Well, I learned the hard way again

that having one male and two females in a household

always leads to sadness from jealousy

The only solution is to kick the sad person out of the household

then bring him or her back in new again
Either that or wait 7 to 12 Sims hours
for the twit to snap out of it!

I view Sims 4, at best, as a potential game that can be used for self-improvement. However, I finally realized, after making the Space Crazy Party video, that the only created household where I have the potential for improving myself is with my created household I call:

THE PERFECT HOUSEHOLD

In the Perfect Household I re-create myself and have to create a twin in order to keep the women in the household from getting jealous. Death is a member of my super-rich household and Death pays the bills.

I like the concept that some invisible force, in this case me, gives my Perfect Household thousands upon thousands of dollars so that they are rich enough to do anything they choose to do. Whatever they may need is provided by their magic genie; which just so happens to be me.

((( CAT FIGHT!! )))

Bitch slapping required!!

Oh, c'mon hair pulling and bitch-slapping

PUHLEEEEEEEEEZE!!!

((( MARILYN MANSON BEFORE AND AFTER )))

Before and After

Hey! It works!!!

'Y' because we like you

M-O-U-S-E



Marilyn Manson day at a Disney theme park

should prove interesting,

don't cha think?

((( TIP TOE THROUGH THE TULIPS: TINY TIM )))

Tiptoe through the window

By the window, that is where I'll be

Come tiptoe through the tulips with me

Oh, tiptoe from the garden

By the garden of the willow tree

And tiptoe through the tulips with me

Knee deep in flowers we'll stray

We'll keep the showers away

And if I kiss you in the garden, in the moonlight

Will you pardon me?

And tiptoe through the tulips with me

*Absolutely Ridiculous
New Karaoke Song
Complete with fart noises

((( LAY LADY LAY )))

Lay lady lay
Lay across my big brass bed
Lay lady lay
Lay across my big brass bed

Whatever colors you have in your mind
I show them to you and you see them shine

Lay lady lay
Lay across my big brass bed
Stay lady stay
Stay with your man a while
Until the break of day
Let me see you make him smile

His clothes are dirty but his, his hands are clean
And you are the best thing that he's ever seen

Stay lady stay
Stay with your man a while

Why wait any longer for the world to begin
You can have your cake and eat it, too
Why wait any longer for the one you love
When he's standing in front of you

Lay lady lay
Lay across my big brass bed
Stay lady stay
Stay while the night is still ahead

I long to see you in the morning light
I long to reach for you in the night

Stay lady stay
Stay while the night is still ahead

*New Karaoke Song

((( THE BEATLES: ANNA )))

Anna, you come and ask me girl

To set you free, girl

You say he loves you more than me

So I will set you free

Go with him

(Anna)

Go with him

(Anna)

Anna, girl, before you go now

I want you to know now

That I still love you so

But if he loves you more

Go with him

All of my life

I've been searching for a girl

To love me like I love you

Oh, now

But every girl I've ever had

Breaks my heart and leaves me sad

What am I, what am I supposed to do?

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Anna, just one more thing girl

You give back your ring to me

And I will set you free

Go with him

All of my life

I've been searching for a girl

To love me like I love you

But let me tell you now

But every girl I've ever had

Breaks my heart and leaves me sad

What am I, what am I supposed to do?

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Anna, just one more thing girl

You give back your ring to me

And I will set you free

Go with him

(Anna)

Go with him

(Anna)

You can go with him girl

(Anna)

Go with him

*New Karaoke Song

((( BIG BAD JOHN )))

Big John

Big John

Ev'ry mornin' at the mine you could see him arrive

He stood six foot six and weighed two forty five

Kinda broad at the shoulder and narrow at the hip

And everybody knew, ya didn't give no lip to Big John

(Big John, Big John)

Big Bad John

(Big John)

Nobody seemed to know where John called home

He just drifted into town and stayed all alone

He didn't say much, he kinda quiet and shy

And if you spoke at all, he just said, "Hi" to Big John

Somebody said he came from New Orleans

Where he got in a fight over a Cajun Queen

And a crashin' blow from a huge right hand

Sent a Louisiana fellow to the Promised Land, Big John

(Big John, Big John)

Big Bad John

(Big John)

Then came the day at the bottom of the mine

When a timber cracked and men started cryin'

Miners were prayin' and hearts beat fast

And everybody thought that they'd breathed their last, 'cept John

Through the dust and the smoke of this man made shell

Walked a giant of a man that the miners knew well

Grabbed a saggin' timber, gave out with a groan

And like a giant Oak tree, he just stood there alone, Big John

(Big John, Big John)

Big Bad John

(Big John)

And with all of his strength he gave a mighty shove

Then a miner yelled out, "There's a light up above"

And twenty men scrambled from a would-be grave

Now there's only one left down there to save, Big John

With jacks and timbers they started back down

Then came that rumble way down in the ground

And then smoke and gas belched out of that mine

Everybody knew it was the end of the line for Big John

(Big John, Big John)

Big Bad John

(Big John)

Now they never reopened that worthless pit

They just placed a marble stand in front of it

These few words are written on that stand

At the bottom of this mine lies a big, big man, Big John

(Big John, Big John)

Big Bad John

(Big John)

(Big John)

Big Bad John

*New Karaoke Song