Thursday, February 13, 2014

((( THE HEALING OF MOTHER EARTH )))



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I've been forced, by the Spirit, into a position where I am only truly happy when I am at my strongest. Anything less than my strongest always leaves me miserable. However, it seems no matter how strong I may become I'm never quite strong enough to reach my goal of total control of my health and life.

I dream of siphoning as much health from the Universe as possible, through my being, to heal my beloved Mother Earth. In a universe filled with possibly billions of galaxies there MUST be more than enough energy to totally heal my beloved Earth. She's a beautiful planet and deserves better than what She is getting from the human race.

I see no possibility of healing this planet without finding some way to eliminate all the troublemakers destroying the Earth. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM needs to be eliminated WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE for the Earth to truly prosper.

Gosh, Earth sure needs hungry aliens who find humans very tasty and Earth NEEDS LOTS OF THEM TODAY, IF NOT SOONER!!!

If people are going to keep mysteriously vanishing HOW ABOUT GETTING RID OF THE TROUBLEMAKERS FIRST, EH?


Thursday, February 6, 2014

((( THE FIGHT FOR PLANET EARTH )))



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There are no indications, I have found, 
that Jesus is greedy 
It is not in His nature to be greedy


I find it difficult to envision 
Jesus being eager to fight for this planet 
if He doesn't really want this planet


I KNOW I WOULDN'T WANT ANY PLANET

I WAS TORTURED AND CRUCIFIED ON,

BUT THAT'S JUST ME, RIGHT?


After all, there are 

more than enough planets to go around in a universe filled with possibly

BILLIONS OF GALAXIES!!!


You have to remember 
that when the Bible was created everyone was absolutely certain
this was the only planet in the universe with life


That erroneous belief is slowly being forced to change
and when the advanced UFO aliens make their presence openly known
that belief will be summarily tossed out the proverbial window


((( FOREVER!!! )))



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So, what will happen if they say something like,

"Our Holy Books are older than yours and we know better than you about God!"

Considering all the wars fought over religion
humans would most certainly deserve them to say this
and then back it up with miraculous wonders!

Who is to say whether or not
the most significant miracles of the Bible
can be produced with advanced UFO technology?



Wednesday, February 5, 2014

((( THE MIGHTY QUINN )))



Come all without, come all within
You'll not see nothing like the mighty Quinn
Come all without, come all within
You'll not see nothing like the mighty Quinn

Everybody's building ships and boats
Some are building monuments, others are jotting down notes
Everybody's in despair, every girl and boy
But when Quinn the Eskimo gets here, everybody's gonna jump for joy

Come all without, come all within
You'll not see nothing like the mighty Quinn

I like to go just like the rest, I like my sugar sweet
But jumping queues and makin' haste, just ain't my cup of meat
Everyone's beneath the trees, feedin' pigeons on a limb
But when Quinn the Eskimo gets here, all the pigeons gonna run to him

Come all without, come all within
You'll not see nothing like the mighty Quinn
Come all without, come all within
You'll not see nothing like the mighty Quinn

Let me do what I wanna do, I can't decide 'em all
Just tell me where to put 'em and I'll tell you who to call
Nobody can get no sleep, there's someone on everyone's toes
But when Quinn the Eskimo gets here, everybody's gonna wanna doze

Come all without, come all within
You'll not see nothing like the mighty Quinn
Come all without, come all within
You'll not see nothing like the mighty Quinn

Come all without, come all within
You'll not see nothing like the mighty Quinn
Come all without, come all within
You'll not see nothing like the mighty Quinn

* New Karaoke Song



((( DO WAH DIDDY )))



There she was just walkin' down the street
Singin', "Do wah diddy, diddy, dum diddy do"
Snappin' her fingers and shufflin' her feet
Singin', "Do wah diddy diddy, dum diddy do"

She looked good, she looked fine
(Looked good, looked fine)
She looked good, she looked fine
And I nearly lost my mind

Before I knew it she was walkin' next to me
Singin', "Do wah diddy diddy, dum diddy do"
Holdin' my hand just as natural as can be
Singin', "Do wah diddy diddy, dum diddy do"

We walked on to my door
(Walked on, my door)
We walked on to my door
Then we kissed a little more

Whoa, oh
I knew we was falling in love
Yes, I did and so I told her
All the things, I'd been dreamin' of

Now we're together nearly every single day
Singin', "Do wah diddy diddy, dum diddy do"
We're so happy and that's how we're gonna stay
Singin', "Do wah diddy diddy, dum diddy do"

Well, I'm hers, she's mine
(I'm hers, she's mine)
I'm hers, she's mine
Wedding bells are gonna chime

Whoa, oh
I knew we was falling in love
Yes, I did and so I told her
All the things, I'd been dreamin' of

Now we're together nearly every single day
Singin', "Do wah diddy diddy, dum diddy do"
We're so happy and that's how we're gonna stay,
Singin', "Do wah diddy diddy, dum diddy do"

Well, I'm hers, she's mine
(I'm hers, she's mine)
I'm hers, she's mine
Wedding bells are gonna chime

Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh yeah
Do wah diddy diddy, dum diddy do, we'll sing it
Do wah diddy diddy, dum diddy do
Do wah diddy diddy, dum diddy do

* New Karaoke Song


Sunday, February 2, 2014

((( I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW )))



I can see clearly now the rain is gone.
I can see all obstacles in my way.
Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind.
It's gonna be a bright (bright) bright (bright) sunshinin' day.
It's gonna be a bright (bright) bright (bright) sunshinin' day.

Oh yes, I can make it now the pain is gone.
All of the bad feelings have disappeared.
Here is the rainbow I've been praying for.
It's gonna be a bright (bright) bright (bright) sunshinin' day.

Look all around, there's nothing but blue skies.
Look straight ahead, there's nothing but blue skies. (Ies)

I can see clearly now the rain is gone.
I can see all obstacles in my way.
Here's the rainbow I've been praying for.
It's gonna be a bright (bright) bright (bright) sunshinin' day.
It's gonna be a bright (bright) bright (bright) sunshinin' day.
Real, real, real, real bright (bright) bright (bright) sunshinin' day.
Yeah, hey, it's gonna be a bright (bright) bright (bright) sunshinin' day.

*New Karaoke Song



((( TRUCKIN )))



Truckin' got my chips cashed in
Keep truckin', like the do-dah man
Together, more or less in line just keep truckin' on

Arrows of neon and flashing marquees out on Main Street
Chicago, New York, Detroit and it's all on the same street
Your typical city involved in a typical daydream
Hang it up and see what tomorrow brings

Dallas, got a soft machine
Houston, too close to New Orleans
New York got the ways and means
But just won't let you be, oh no

Most of the cats that you meet on the street speak of true love
Most of the time they're sittin' and cryin' at home
One of these days they know they better be goin'
Out of the door and down on the street all alone

Truckin', like the do-dah man
Once told me, "You've got to play your hand"
Sometimes your cards ain't worth a dime
If you don't lay 'em down

Sometimes the light's all shinin' on me
Other times I can barely see
Lately it occurs to me
What a long, strange trip it's been

What in the world ever became of sweet Jane?
She lost her sparkle, you know she isn't the same
Livin' on reds, vitamin C, and cocaine
All a friend can say is, "Ain't it a shame?"

Truckin', up to Buffalo
I been thinkin', you got to mellow slow
It takes time, you pick a place to go
And just keep truckin' on

Sittin' and starin' out of the hotel window
Got a tip they're gonna kick the door in again
I'd like to get some sleep before I travel
But if you got a warrant, I guess you're gonna come in

Busted, down on Bourbon Street
Set up, like a bowlin' pin
Knocked down, it gets to wearin' thin
They just won't let you be, no

You're sick of hangin' around and you'd like to travel
Get tired of travelin' and you want to settle down
I guess they can't revoke your soul for tryin'
Get out of the door and light out and look all around

Sometimes the light's all shinin' on me
Other times I can barely see
Lately it occurs to me
What a long, strange trip it's been

Truckin', I'm a goin' home
Whoa whoa baby, back where I belong
Back home, sit down and patch my bones
And get back truckin' on

Been there get back truckin' on
Been there get back truckin' on
Been there get back truckin' on

Get back truckin' on
Get back truckin' on
Get back truckin' on
Been there get back truckin' on

*New Karaoke & Guitar Song


Saturday, February 1, 2014

((( DOBERHUAHUA )))



DOBERHUAHUA!!




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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


Friday, January 31, 2014

((( EDWARD SNOWDEN & THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE!! )))




EDWARD SNOWDEN 

NOMINATED FOR THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE????

WHAT A KICK IN THE NSA NUTS!!!


Up until this point the American government 
was trying to make Edward Snowden into the traitor bad guy


If they had their way they would make Snowden
worse than Benedict Arnold
Not so easy to do now, eh?


ANY OF YOU WHO HAVE SECRETLY WISHED

YOU COULD KICK THE ENTIRE NSA IN THE NUTS

TODAY YOU HAVE GOTTEN YOUR WISH!!!!



((( GREAT!!! )))


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((( GREAT!! )))


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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!



Thursday, January 30, 2014

((( HERCULES UNCHAINED )))



He tries to be such a nice guy

but the goddamn mother fuckers

just piss him off!!!!



Saturday, January 25, 2014

((( EAGLES ALREADY GONE )))



Well, I heard some people
talkin' just the other day
And they said you were gonna put me on a shelf
But let me tell you I got some news for you
And you'll soon find out it's true
And then you'll have to eat your lunch all by yourself

'Cause I'm already gone
And I'm feelin' strong
I will sing this victory song
Woo hoo hoo, my my, woo hoo hoo

The letter that you wrote me made me stop and wonder why
But I guess you felt like you had to set things right
Just remember this, my girl, when you look up in the sky
You can see the stars and still not see the light, that's right

And I'm already gone
And I'm feelin' strong
I will sing this victory song
Woo hoo hoo, my my, woo hoo hoo

Well I know it wasn't you who held me down
Heaven knows it wasn't you who set me free
So often times it happens that we live our lives in chains
And we never even know we have the key

But me, I'm already gone
And I'm feelin' strong
I will sing this victory song
'Cause I'm already gone

Yes, I'm already gone
And I'm feelin' strong
I will sing this victory song
'Cause I'm already gone

Yes, I'm already gone
Already gone, all right, nighty night
Already gone
Already gone

* New Karaoke Song


Friday, January 24, 2014

((( THE INSANITY OF THE ALMIGHTY )))




The only Christian testimonies I feel are of any real value are the testimonies of high priest type Satanists who give their lives to Jesus. These testimonies give all the evidence one needs that the supernatural realm is indeed very real

I have personally experienced that realm and continue to do so, but having others verify things I have personally experienced gives validation to my experiences

Now, you may feel this guy is lying or just nuts, but I know for a fact there is indeed a Satan and fallen angels who are, apparently, hopelessly addicted to the desire to be worshiped

Apparently, God created Lucifer with an overly ambitious spirit. He wanted to be worshiped like the most high God and convinced many of the angels to worship him. I envision those angels followed Lucifer even as the Nazis followed Hitler

God decided to give Lucifer and the fallen angels a kingdom of their own where they could worship Lucifer for there was not enough room in Heaven for Lucifer to be worshiped.

In order to implement His Master Plan it was initiated with a war in Heaven and God's angels entertained the Almighty by fighting Lucifer and his angels. Eventually, of course, Lucifer and the fallen angels were seriously wounded and cast out of Heaven. Their hatred and anger made them fall as though they had concrete hardened around their feet. They fell for, it seemed, eons and finally crash landed in a realm that was far below the standards that Lucifer would have found acceptable. God told Lucifer that this realm would be whatever he would make of it, but Lucifer surrendered himself to feeling insulted and degraded. His anger and growing hatred transformed him and drove him insane. He became SATAN and the fallen angels who were cast down with him were also transformed by their seething anger and hatred.

They all became consumed with a burning desire to be worshiped and they looked toward the Earth and most of those whom God said would be given over to them.

So, the Earth became mostly Satan's playground for most of the humans on Earth would surrender themselves to him and his angels throughout the ages.

All the predominantly righteous would find whatever rewards they believed they would eventually receive for properly enduring  the hell of the damned against them. Whatever names they called upon to deliver them from evil were irrelevant for it was their individual righteousness that determined their eternal fates NOT THE NAMES THEY CALLED UPON!!!!

And so Jesus, the brother of Lucifer, finally came to Earth and was eventually subject to whatever tortures were allowed by the Almighty. Jesus suffered for 33 Earth years and is STILL being compensated for those 33 Earth years of misery He endured.

Satan, and the fallen angels, on the other hand, are STILL fuming with insane rage over their perceived injustices and I'm doing my best to show them that all their misery has its roots in their insane desire to be worshiped. If they had chosen to show gratitude for the realm God had cast them in they could have made it into a paradise. Instead their anger and hatred transformed that realm into a burning hell where all who would be tricked by them would burn for all eternity.

And so here we are January 2014 and I feel things are getting really nuts. The God of creation is showing signs of going completely insane and in such a situation all bets are off! If the God of Creation goes completely insane you can forget about any Biblical promises being made. You can forget about any Biblical anything. You can expect complete, total insanity with no logic and reason to control it and keep it in check.

What this will lead to is the second BIG BANG in which God blows up all the galaxies in all the universes in one fell swoop of madness!!!

Better hope I can continue to pacify the Wrath and Insanity of the Almighty or your gooses are indeed cooked!!

Then again, I'm probably just nuts!

I TRULY HOPE I AM INCORRECT!!!



Saturday, January 18, 2014

((( MAGIC CARPET RIDE )))



I like to dream yes, yes, 
right between my sound machine
On a cloud of sound I drift in the night
Any place it goes is right
Goes far, flies near, to the stars away from here

Well, you don't know what we can find
Why don't you come with me little girl
On a magic carpet ride
You don't know what we can see
Why don't you tell your dreams to me
Fantasy will set you free
Close your eyes girl
Look inside girl
Let the sound take you away

Last night I held Aladdin's lamp
And so I wished that I could stay
Before the thing could answer me
Well, someone came and took the lamp away
I looked around, a lousy candle's all I found

Well, you don't know what we can find
Why don't you come with me little girl
On a magic carpet ride
Well, you don't know what we can see
Why don't you tell your dreams to me
Fantasy will set you free
Close your eyes girl
Look inside girl
Let the sound take you away

You don't know what we can find
Why don't you come with me little girl
On a magic carpet ride
Well, you don't know what we can see
Why don't you tell your dreams to me


Wednesday, January 8, 2014

((( SNAP ROOSTER FUN )))




Why is it called

SNAP ROOSTER FUN?

You'll have to watch to find out

cause I ain't tellin'



Silly Stuff!!



Monday, January 6, 2014