((( CATCH MY FALL )))

I have the time so I will sing, yeah

I'm just a boy but I will win, yeah

Lost song of lovers, fellow travelers, yeah

Leave me sad and hollow out of words

It could happen to you so think for yourself

If I should stumble

Catch my fall, yeah

If I should stumble

Catch my fall

Catch my fall

If I should stumble

Catch my fall

If I should stumble

Traveled and unwound my own truth, yeah

I've laid my head on the rock of youth, yeah

Trusted and then broken my own word

Just to keep me free in this mad, mad world

It could happen to you so think for yourself

If I should stumble

Catch my fall, yeah

If I should stumble

Catch my fall

Catch my fall

It could happen to you so think for yourself

If I should stumble

Catch my fall, yeah

If I should stumble

Catch my fall, yeah

If I should stumble

Won't you catch my fall?

If I should stumble

Catch my fall

If I should stumble

Catch my fall

If I should stumble

Catch my fall

If I should stumble

*New Karaoke Song

((( IN HONOR OF MIKE NICHOLS )))

UPDATE:

Sure am glad I downloaded these videos when I had the chance!

*************

I had NO IDEA Mike Nichols was married to Diane Sawyer

I fondly remember all those years before Diane Sawyer

became too old for me to care about masturbating over

She was screwing THIS GUY!!!!

If I still cared, I would most certainly be jealous!

However, I now cry tears for Diane Sawyer

I hurt for her loss at the passing of Mike Nichols, but...

THAT DOESN'T STOP ME LAUGHING AT THIS STUFF!!!

Sorry Diane, but sometimes...ya just gotta laugh!!

They really were the proverbial Monty Python of their generation

Through my tears for Diane Sawyer I cry with laughter at these skits

I love you, Diane!!

Be sure to get in touch with me...

when you're at least 20 years younger

Some people are into meditation

and spend a great deal of time contemplating their navels

I, on the other hand, contemplate my butthole

and give thanks...

it's not red and swollen

I'm considering getting a big dildo

and strapping to the front of a Walmart shopping cart

I'll casually bump into beautiful women and when they look up I'll say:

"Hey, don't look at me! The cart was like this when I got it"


Yes, I'm an original thinker

I can't help coming up with great ideas like this

((( THE MATRIX OF ALL MATTER )))

"All matter originates and exists only by virtue of a force... 

We must assume behind this force the existence of a conscious and intelligent Mind. 

This Mind is the matrix of all matter."

Max Planck

MY COMMENT:

I believe I remember reading that this quote, and the concept behind it, was the basis for the Matrix movies. When you get down to the core of the 'matter' (pun intended) the Matrix movies imply there is an Intelligent Designing Force behind the reality we take for granted.

It's amazing how staunch blind faith in science atheists seem to think they know more about the nature of reality than Max Planck

"Max Karl Ernst Ludwig Planck, FRS[1] (April 23, 1858 – October 4, 1947) was a German theoretical physicist who originated quantum theory, which won him the Nobel Prize in Physics in 1918.[2]

Planck made many contributions to theoretical physics, but his fame as a physicist rests primarily on his role as an originator of the quantum theory. However, his name is also known on a broader academic basis, through the re-naming in 1948 of the German scientific institution, the Kaiser Wilhelm Society (of which he was twice president), as the Max Planck Society (MPS). The MPS now includes 83 institutions of scientific specialties, such as the Max Planck Institute for Evolutionary Anthropology.

Max Planck's quantum theory revolutionized human understanding of atomic and subatomic processes, just as Albert Einstein’s theory of relativity revolutionized the understanding of space and time. Together they constitute the fundamental theories of 20th-century physics."

MAX PLANCK

((( EYES WITHOUT A FACE )))

I'm all out of hope

One more bad break could bring a fall

When I'm far from home

Don't call me on the phone

To tell me you're alone

It's easy to deceive

It's easy to tease

But hard to get release

(Les yeux sans visage)

Eyes without a face

(Les yeux sans visage)

Eyes without a face

(Les yeux sans visage)

Eyes without a face

Got no human grace

Your eyes without a face

I spend so much time

Believing all the lies

To keep the dream alive

Now it makes me sad

It makes me mad at truth

For loving what was you

(Les yeux sans visage)

Eyes without a face

(Les yeux sans visage)

Eyes without a face

(Les yeux sans visage)

Eyes without a face

Got no human grace

Your eyes without a face

When you hear the music you make a dip

Into someone else's pocket then make a slip

Steal a car and go to Las Vegas oh, the gigolo pool

Hanging out by the state line

Turning Holy Water into wine

Drinking it down

I'm on a bus on a psychedelic trip

Reading murder books tryin' to stay hip

I'm thinkin' of you, and you're out there so

Say your prayers

Say your prayers

Say your prayers

Now I close my eyes

And I wonder why

I don't despise

Now all I can do

Love what was once

So alive and new

But it's gone from your eyes

I'd better realize

(Les yeux sans visage)

Eyes without a face

(Les yeux sans visage)

Eyes without a face

(Les yeux sans visage)

Eyes without a face

Got no human grace

Your eyes without a face

Such a human waste

Your eyes without a face

And now it's getting worse

*Geeze. I'm gonna have to change these lyrics!

((( CRADLE OF LOVE )))

Well, rock the cradle of love

Rock the cradle of love

Yes, the cradle of love

Don't rock easily, it's true

Well, rock the cradle of love

I rocked the cradle of love

Yes, the cradle of love

Don't rock easily, it's true

Well, now it burned like a ball on fire

When the rebel took a little child bride

To tease, yeah, so go easy, yeah

Oh 'cause love cuts a million ways

Shakes the Devil when he misbehaves

I ain't nobody's fool, come on

Shake it up whatever I do

Rock the cradle of love

Rock the cradle of love

Yes, the cradle of love

Don't rock easily, it's true

Sent from Heaven above that's right

To rob the cradle of love

Yes, the pages of love

Don't talk decently, it's true

Yeah, flesh for your Romeo

Oh yeah, baby, I hear you moan

It's easy you know how to please me, yeah

This love starts my rollin' train

You can't stop it, it ain't in vain

I ain't nobody's fool, come on

Shake it up, whatever you do, ooh, oh yeah

These are the wages of love I know

Rock the cradle of love

Come on, come on, come on

These are the wages of love

Ooh yeah, rock the cradle

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Well, it burned like a ball on fire

When the rebel took a little child bride

To tease, yeah, 'cause I know

How to please you, yeah, oh

Well, my love starts a rollin' train

You can't stop it, it ain't in vain

I ain't nobody's fool, come on

Shake it up, whatever I do, oh, oh, oh

Rock the cradle of love, yeah

Rock the cradle of love

Sent from Heaven above that's right

To rock the cradle of love, oh

Rock the cradle of love, yeah

Cradle of love that's me mama

I robbed the Devil of love alright

Cradle of love, oh

If you tease me tonight

Then you might just sleaze me alright

If you appease me tonight

And let me ease you, yeah

Rock the cradle of love, yeah

Cradle of love, alright

Rock the cradle of love

Cradle of love

*New Karaoke Song

((( REBEL YELL )))

Last night a little dancer came dancin to my door

Last night a little angel came pumping on the floor

She said, "Come on baby, Ive got a license for love

And if it expires, pray help from above because"

In the midnight hour, she cried more, more, more

With a rebel yell, she cried more, more, more

In the midnight hour, babe, more, more, more

With a rebel yell, more, more, more, more, more, more

She dont like slavery, she wont sit and beg

But when Im tired and lonely, she sees me to bed

What sets you free and brought you to me, babe

What sets you free, I need you here by me because

In the midnight hour, she cried more, more, more

With a rebel yell, she cried more, more, more

In the midnight hour, babe, more, more, more

With a rebel yell, more, more, more

He lives in his own heaven

Collects it to go from the Seven Eleven

Well, hes out all night to collect a fare

Just so long, just so long, it dont mess up his hair

I walked the walk for you, babe

A thousand miles for you

I dried your tears of pain, babe

A million times for you

Id sell my soul for you, babe

For money to burn for you

Id give you all and have none, babe

Just-a, just-a, just-a, just-a

To have you here by me because

In the midnight hour, she cried more, more, more

With a rebel yell, she cried more, more, more

In the midnight hour, babe, more, more, more

With a rebel yell, she cried more, more, more, more, more, more

Ooh yeah, a little baby, she want more

More, more, more, more, more

Ooh yeah, a little angel, she want more

More, more, more, more, more

*New Karaoke Song

((( WOODSTOCK )))

Well I came upon a child of God

He was walkin' along the road and I asked him

"Tell me where are you going?"

This he told me, said, "I'm going on down to Yasgur's farm

Gonna join in a rock and roll band

I gotto get back to the land and set my soul free"

We are stardust, we are golden

We are billion year old carbon

And we got to get ourselves back to the garden

Well then can I walk beside you

I have come to lose the smog

And I feel myself a cog in somethin' turnin'

And maybe it's the time of year

Yes and maybe it's the time of man

And I don't know who I am, but life is for learnin'

We are stardust, we are golden

We are billion year old carbon

And we got to get ourselves back to the garden

We are stardust, we are golden

We are billion year old carbon

And we got to get ourselves back to the garden

By the time we got to Woodstock

We were half a million strong

And everywhere was a song and a celebration

And I dreamed I saw the farmers

Just play his ridin' shotgun in the sky

Turning into butterflies above our nation

We are stardust, we are golden

We are caught in the devil's bargain

And we got to get ourselves back to the garden

*New Karaoke Song

((( RIGHT BACK WHERE WE STARTED FROM )))

Ooh, and it's alright an it's coming on

We gotta get right back to where we started from

Love is good, love can be strong

We gotta get right back to where we started from

Do you remember the day (that sunny day)

When you first came my way

I said, no one could take your place

And if you get hurt (if you get hurt)

By the little things I say

I can put that smile back on your face

Ooh, and it's alright and it's coming on

We gotta get it right back to where we started from

Love is good, love can be strong

We gotta get it right back to where we started from

A love like ours (a love like ours)

Can never fade away

You know it's only just begun

You gave me your love (gave me your love)

I just can't stay away, no, no

I know you are the only one

Ooh, and it's alright and it's coming on

We gotta get it right back to where we started from

Love is good, love can be strong

We gotta get it right back to where we started from

You gave me your love (gave me your love)

I just can't stay away, no

I know you are the only one

Ooh, you know it's alright and it's coming on

We gotta get it right back to where we started from

Love is good, love can be strong

We gotta get it right back to where we started from

It's alright and it's coming on

We gotta get it right back to where we started from

Love is good, love can be strong

We gotta get it right back to where we started from

It's alright and it's coming on

We gotta get it right back to where we started from

Love is good, love can be strong

We gotta get it right back to where we started from

*New Karaoke Song

((( "I DON'T UNDERSTAND BRITAIN AT ALL" )))

What?

Ain't cha' got no class or ability to recognize talent?

Bunch of cockney Muldoons!!

Amazing how dumb people are

So many waiting for days and days and days on long lines
just to get up there and give these types of performances

You gotta know all their friends and relatives must have told them they were great
or they wouldn't be there at all

What does this mean?

It means their friends and relatives sing even worse!

((( I HAVE A DREAM!! )))

I HAVE A DREAM!!!

I have a dream of one day going to New York City a very rich man!

I'll go to the fanciest restaurant in town

then have my limo driver take me for a sightseeing tour of

THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING

I'll take the King Kong tour from the inside up,

go to the top and look out over

the expansive New York City skyline then...

THROW UP!!!!

Of course there will be a few people down at the bottom filming it

I want to see who it hits

Big chunks of half-digested steak

bouncing off people's heads

Oooh! Ooooh! Gotta do it during rush hour!!!

God, I love the human race!

In my imagination they are great fun...

to throw up on!

Hey, you may not approve, but...

everyone needs to have a dream!!!

((( X-STANK!! )))

I dunno. I guess I need to get a better life

I mean, what the hell am I doing watching this video anyhow?

Good?

WHAT GOOD???

I must admit I got a real kick out of watching one of these things

punch the other in the face!

I watched that part over and over and over and etc

I guess I'm just evil 

Plain evil

((( MONY MONY )))

Here she comes now, say Mony, Mony

Shoot 'em down, turn around, come on Mony

Hey, she give me love and I feel all right now

You gotta toss and turn in the middle of the night

And I feel all right

I say yeah

(Yeah)

Yeah

(Yeah)

Yeah

(Yeah)

Yeah

(Yeah)

Yeah

(Yeah)

'Cause you make me feel

(Mony, Mony)

So

(Mony, Mony)

Good

(Mony, Mony)

Yeah

(Mony, Mony)

So

(Mony, Mony)

Good

(Mony, Mony)

Come on

(Mony, Mony)

All right baby

(Mony, Mony)

Say yeah

(Yeah)

Yeah

(Yeah)

Yeah

(Yeah)

Yeah

(Yeah)

Yeah

(Yeah)

Yeah

(Yeah)

Wake me, shake me, Mony, Mony

Shot gun dead and come on, Mony

Don't stop cookin', it feels so good yeah

Don't stop now, hey come on Mony

Come on Mony

Yeah

(Yeah)

Yeah

(Yeah)

Yeah

(Yeah)

Yeah

(Yeah)

Yeah

(Yeah)

'Cause you make me feel

(Mony, Mony)

So

(Mony, Mony)

Good

(Mony, Mony)

Yeah

(Mony, Mony)

Alright

(Mony, Mony)

Come on

(Mony, Mony)

So good

(Mony, Mony)

All right

(Mony, Mony)

I Say yeah

(Yeah)

Yeah

(Yeah)

Yeah

(Yeah)

Yeah

(Yeah)

Yeah

(Yeah)

Ahh!

Oh I love you Mony, Mo, Mo, Mony

(Shut up you)

Oh I love you Mony, Mo, Mo, Mony

(So good)

Oh I love you Mony, Mo, Mo, Mony

(All right)

Oh I love you Mony, Mony

Said Mony, Mony

Yeah

(Yeah)

Yeah

(Yeah)

Yeah

(Yeah)

Yeah

(Yeah)

Come on

(Come on)

Come on

(Come on)

Come on

(Come on)

Mony, Mony

(All right)

Mony, Mony

(All right)

Mony, Mony

(Come on)

Yeah

(Yeah)

Yeah

(Yeah)

*New Karaoke Song

((( SIMS 4 POOL PARTY! )))

The new Sims 4 pools are very...'cool' (pun intended)

My first Sims 4 pool party was a blast!

Well, I learned the hard way again

that having one male and two females in a household

always leads to sadness from jealousy

The only solution is to kick the sad person out of the household

then bring him or her back in new again
Either that or wait 7 to 12 Sims hours
for the twit to snap out of it!

I view Sims 4, at best, as a potential game that can be used for self-improvement. However, I finally realized, after making the Space Crazy Party video, that the only created household where I have the potential for improving myself is with my created household I call:

THE PERFECT HOUSEHOLD

In the Perfect Household I re-create myself and have to create a twin in order to keep the women in the household from getting jealous. Death is a member of my super-rich household and Death pays the bills.

I like the concept that some invisible force, in this case me, gives my Perfect Household thousands upon thousands of dollars so that they are rich enough to do anything they choose to do. Whatever they may need is provided by their magic genie; which just so happens to be me.

((( CAT FIGHT!! )))

Bitch slapping required!!

Oh, c'mon hair pulling and bitch-slapping

PUHLEEEEEEEEEZE!!!

((( MARILYN MANSON BEFORE AND AFTER )))

Before and After

Hey! It works!!!

'Y' because we like you

M-O-U-S-E



Marilyn Manson day at a Disney theme park

should prove interesting,

don't cha think?