((( CAN YOU HEAR ME KNOCKING )))

Found a great Karaoke version of this from Midi Hits

to play along with instrumentally

((( QUESTION )))

Why do we never get an answer

When we're knocking at the door

With a thousand million questions

About hate and death and war

It's where we stop and look around us

There is nothing that we need

In a world of persecution

That is burning in it's greed

Why do we never get an answer

When we're knocking at the door

Because the truth is hard to swallow

That's what the wall of love is for

It's not the way that you say it

When you do those things to me

It's more the way that you mean it

When you tell me what will be

And when you stop and think about it

You won't believe it's true

That all the love you've been giving

Has all been meant for you

I'm looking for someone to change my life

I'm looking for a miracle in my life

And if you could see what it's done to me

Lose the the love I knew, could safely lead me through

Between the silence of the mountains

And the crashing of the sea

There lies a land I once lived in

And she's waiting there for me

But in the grey of the morning

My mind becomes confused

Between the dead and the sleeping

And the road that I must choose

I'm looking for someone to change my life

I'm looking for a miracle in my life

And if you could see what it's done to me

To lose the love I knew, could safely lead me to

The land that I once knew

To learn as we grow old the secrets of our souls

It's not the way that you say it

When you do those things to me

It's more the way you really mean it

When you tell me what will be

Why do we never get an answer

When we're knocking at the door?

With a thousand million questions

About hate and death and war

It's where we stop and look around us

There is nothing that we need

In a world of persecution

That is burning in it's greed

Why do we never get an answer

When we're knocking at the door?

*New Karaoke Song

((( I'M SO HOT FOR HER AND SHE'S SO COLD!! )))

I'm so hot for her, I'm so hot for her

I'm so hot for her and she's so cold

I'm so hot for her, I'm on fire for her

I'm so hot for her and she's so cold

I'm the burning bush, I'm the burning fire

I'm the bleeding volcano

I'm so hot for her, I'm so hot for her

I'm so hot for her and she's so cold

Yes, I tried re-wiring her, tried re-firing her

I think her engine is permanently stalled

She's so cold, she's so cold

She's so cold, cold, cold, like a tombstone

She's so cold, she's so cold

She's so cold, cold, cold, like an ice cream cone

She's so cold she's so cold

And when I touch her my hand just froze

Yeah, I'm so hot for hot for her, I'm so hot for her

I'm so hot for her and even so

Put your hand on the heat, put your hand on the heat

Aww come on baby, let's go

She's so cold, she's so cold, cold

She's so c-c-c-old but she's beautiful, though

Yeah, she's so cold

She's so cold, she's so cold

She was born in an arctic zone

She's so cold, she's so cold, cold, cold

And when I touch her my hand just froze

She's so cold, she's so goddamn cold

She's so cold, cold, cold, she's so cold

Who would believe

You were a beauty indeed

When the days get shorter and the nights get long

Lie awake when the rain comes

Nobody will know, when you're old

When you're old, nobody will know

That you was a beauty, a sweet sweet beauty

A sweet sweet beauty, but stone stone cold

You're so cold, you're so cold, cold, cold

You're so cold, you're so cold

I'm so hot for you, I'm so hot for you

I'm so hot for you and you're so cold

I'm the burning bush, I'm the burning fire

I'm the bleeding volcano

*New Karaoke Song & The Story of My Life

((( BROWN SUGAR )))

Gold coast slave ship bound for cotton fields

Sold in a market down in New Orleans

Scarred old slaver knows he's doing alright

Hear him whip the women just around midnight

Brown sugar

How come you taste so good?

Brown sugar

Just like a young girl should

Drums beating, cold English blood runs hot

Lady of the house wonderin' where it's gonna stop

House boy knows that he's doing alright

You shoulda heard him just around midnight

Brown sugar

How come you taste so good, now?

Brown sugar

Just like a young girl should, now

Get along, brown sugar

How come you taste so good, baby?

Got me feelin' now, brown sugar

Just like a black girl should

I bet your mama was a tent show queen

Had all the boyfriends at sweet sixteen

I'm no schoolboy but I know what I like

You shoulda heard me just around midnight

Brown sugar

How come you taste so good, baby?

Brown sugar

Just like a young girl should, yeah

I said, "Yeah, yeah, yeah

How come you, how come you taste so good?

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Just like a, just like a black girl should

Yeah, yeah, yeah"

*New Karaoke Song

((( SYMPATHY FOR THE DEVIL )))

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul to waste

And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

I stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain

I rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
(Woo woo, woo woo)

I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made
(Woo woo, woo woo)

I shouted out,
Who killed the Kennedys?
When after all
It was you and me
(Who who, who who)

Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached Bombay
(Woo woo, who who)

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
(Who who)
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
(Who who, who who)

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game
(Woo woo, who who)

Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
Illuminati kiss my ass
and call me Lucifer
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint
(Who who, who who)

So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
(Woo woo)
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste, mm yeah
(Woo woo, woo woo)

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, mm yeah
(Who who)
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, mm mean it, get down
(Woo woo, woo woo)

Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!
(Woo woo)

Tell me baby, what's my name
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name
Tell me baby, what's my name
I tell you one time, you're to blame

Oh, who
Woo, woo
Woo, who
Woo, woo
Woo, who, who
Woo, who, who
Oh, yeah

What's my name
Tell me, baby, what's my name
Tell me, sweetie, what's my name

Woo, who, who
Woo, who, who
Woo, who, who
Woo, who, who
Woo, who, who
Woo, who, who
Oh, yeah
Woo woo
Woo woo


*New Karaoke Instrumental Song

'The desire to be worshiped can be likened

to a constipated turd that refuses to come out

Can you imagine what that would be like backed up for thousands of years?

It more than sucks. It makes you poisoned crazy insane!!!

Well, I don't have to imagine it!

Guess I need a bigger asshole to get all that poisoned shit out!"

~ Satan ~

((( DUCK COMMANDER )))

Goddamn faggots!!

Try to be nice to them and all you get is fucked!!!

~ Duck Commander ~

((( SPIRIT IN THE SKY )))

When I die and they lay me to rest

Gonna go to the place that's the best

When I lay me down to die

Goin' up to the spirit in the sky

Goin' up to the spirit in the sky

That's where I'm gonna go when I die

When I die and they lay me to rest

Gonna go to the place that's the best

Prepare yourself, you know it's a must

Gotta have a friend in Jesus

So you know that when you die

He's gonna recommend you to the spirit in the sky

Gonna recommend you to the spirit in the sky

That's where you're gonna go when you die

When you die and they lay you to rest

You're gonna go to the place that's the best

I've mostly been a sinner, I've mostly sinned

But I've got a friend in Jesus

So I know that when I die

He's gonna set me up with the spirit in the sky

Oh, set me up with the spirit in the sky

That's where I'm gonna go when I die

When I die and they lay me to rest

I'm gonna go to the place that's the best

Go to the place that's the best

*New Karaoke Song

((( SMOKE ON THE WATER )))

We all came out to Montreux

On the Lake Geneva shoreline

To make records with a mobile

We didn't have much time

Frank Zappa and the Mothers

Were at the best place around

But some stupid with a flare gun

Burned the place to the ground

Smoke on the water

A fire in the sky

Smoke on the water

They burned down the gambling house

It died with an awful sound

Funky Claude was running in and out

Pulling kids out the ground

When it all was over

We had to find another place

Swiss time was running out

It seemed that we would lose the race

Smoke on the water

A fire in the sky

Smoke on the water

We ended up at the Grand Hotel

It was empty cold and bare

With the Rolling truck Stones thing just outside

Making our music there

With a few red lights and a few old beds

We made a place to sweat

No matter what we get out of this

I know, I know we'll never forget

Smoke on the water

A fire in the sky

Smoke on the water

*New Karaoke song and Instrumental

((( LOVE IS IN THE AIR )))

Love is in the air

Everywhere I look around

Love is in the air

Every sight and every sound

And I don't know if I'm being foolish

Don't know if I'm being wise

But it's something that I must believe in

And it's there when I look in your eyes

Love is in the air

In the whisper of the trees

Love is in the air

In the thunder of the sea

And I don't know if I'm just dreaming

Don't know if I feel sane

But it's something that I must believe in

And it's there when you call out my name

(Chorus)

Love is in the air

Love is in the air

Oh oh oh

Oh oh oh

Love is in the air

In the rising of the sun

Love is in the air

When the day is nearly done

And I don't know if you're an illusion

Don't know if I see it true

But you're something that I must believe in

And you're there when I reach out for you

Love is in the air

Everywhere I look around

Love is in the air

Every sight and every sound

And I don't know if I'm being foolish

Don't know if I'm being wise

But it's something that I must believe in

And it's there when I look in your eyes

(Repeat Chorus 4X)

*New Karaoke Song

((( IT'S THE SAME OLD SONG )))

You're sweet as a honey bee

But like a honey bee stings

You've gone and left my heart in pain

All you left is our favorite song

The one we danced to all night long

It used to bring sweet memories

Of a tender love that used to be

Now it's the same old song

But with a different meaning

Since you been gone

It's the same old song

But with a different meaning

Since you been gone

I, oh I

Sentimental fool am I

To hear a old love song and wanna cry

But the melody keeps haunting me

Reminding me how in love we used to be

Keep hearing the part that used to touch our heart

Saying together forever, breaking up never

It's the same old song

But with a different meaning

Since you been gone

But it's the same old song

But with a different meaning

Since you been gone

Precious memories keep a lingering on

Every time I hear our favorite song

Now you're gone, left this emptiness

I only reminisce the happiness we spent

We used to dance to the music

Make romance through the music

Now it's the same old song

But with a different meaning

Since you been gone

Now it's the same old song

But with a different meaning

Since you been gone

I, oh I can't bear to hear it

It's the same old song

But with a different meaning

Since you been gone

It's the same old song

But with a different meaning

Since

*New Karaoke Song

((( BUILD ME UP BUTTERCUP )))

Why do you build me up (build me up) Buttercup, baby

Just to let me down (let me down) and mess me around

And then worst of all (worst of all) you never call, baby

When you say you will (say you will) but I love you still

I need you (I need you) more than anyone, darlin'

You know that I have from the start

So build me up (build me up) Buttercup, don't break my heart

"I'll be over at ten", you told me time and again

But you're late, I wait around and then (bah-dah-dah)

I went to the door, I can't take any more

It's not you, you let me down again

(Hey, hey, hey!) Baby, baby, try to find

(Hey, hey, hey!) A little time and I'll make you mine

(Hey, hey, hey!) I'll be home

I'll be beside the phone waiting for you

Ooo-oo-ooo, ooo-oo-ooo

Why do you build me up (build me up) Buttercup, baby

Just to let me down (let me down) and mess me around

And then worst of all (worst of all) you never call, baby

When you say you will (say you will) but I love you still

I need you (I need you) more than anyone, darlin'

You know that I have from the start

So build me up (build me up) Buttercup, don't break my heart

You were my toy but I could be the boy you adore

If you'd just let me know (bah-dah-dah)

Although you're untrue, I'm attracted to you all the more

Why do I need you so

(Hey, hey, hey!) Baby, baby, try to find

(Hey, hey, hey!) A little time and I'll make you mine

(Hey, hey, hey!) I'll be home

I'll be beside the phone waiting for you

Ooo-oo-ooo, ooo-oo-ooo

Why do you build me up (build me up) Buttercup, baby

Just to let me down (let me down) and mess me around

And then worst of all (worst of all) you never call, baby

When you say you will (say you will) but I love you still

I need you (I need you) more than anyone, darlin'

You know that I have from the start

So build me up (build me up) Buttercup, don't break my heart

I-I-I need you-oo-oo more than anyone, baby

You know that I have from the start

So build me up (build me up) Buttercup, don't break my heart

*New Karaoke Song

((( KENNY RANKIN )))

Wow! I just came across this

and let me tell you, folks...

I NOW HAVE A NEW VOCAL HERO!!!!

I feel I understand his secret:

Treat the voice as an instrument,

practice singing softly,

master the falsetto voice

making it on pitch, strong, reliable 

and...

VERY RELAXED!!!

I mean, to sing like Kenny Rankin

you simply have to master

The Art of Singing Relaxed!

Sounds easy enough until you realize

how much of an effort it can be to...

simply relax!!!!

((( ME & JULIO )))

The mama pajama rolled out of bed

And she ran to the police station

When the papa found out, he began to shout

And he started the investigation

It's against the law, it was against the law

What the mama saw, it was against the law

The mama looked down and spit on the ground

Every time my name gets mentioned

The papa say, "O, if I get that boy

I'm gonna stick him in the house of detention"

I'm on my way

I don't know where I'm goin'

I'm on my way, I'm takin' my time

But I don't know where

Goodbye to Rosie, the Queen of Corona

See you, me and Julio down by the schoolyard

See you, me and Julio down by the schoolyard

In a couple of days they come and take me away

But the press let the story leak

And when the radical priest come to get me released

We's all on the cover of Newsweek

And I'm on my way

I don't know where I'm goin'

I'm on my way, I'm takin' my time

But I don't know where

Goodbye to Rosie, the Queen of Corona

See you, me and Julio down by the schoolyard

See you, me and Julio down by the schoolyard

See you, me and Julio down by the schoolyard

*New Karaoke Song

((( CECILIA )))

Cecilia, you're breaking my heart

You're shaking my confidence daily

Oh Cecilia, I'm down on m my knees

I'm begging you please to come home

Cecilia, you're breaking my heart

You're shaking my confidence daily

Oh Cecilia, I'm down on m my knees

I'm begging you please to come home

Come on home

Making love in the afternoon with Cecilia

Up in my bedroom (making love)

I got up to wash my face

When I come back to bed someone's taken my place

Hahaha

Cecilia, you're breaking my heart

You're shaking my confidence daily

Oh Cecilia, I'm down on m my knees

I'm begging you please to come home

Come on home

Hey, you should know you never treat me too right

Should've come home you shouldn't stay out at night

Think you never know you shouldn't treat me this way

And you know I wouldn't stray

Man, you should've known you could have give me everything

Go down on your knee, you should've put on the ring

Oh deny the rest, to me alone you should sing

And you know I wouldn't stray, no way

Jubilation, she loves me again

I fall on the floor and I laughing

Oh, jubilation, she loves me again

I fall on the floor and I laughing

*New Karaoke Song

((( SHAOLIN KUNG FU )))

People can get so wrapped up in the physical forms

that they don't even consider the most powerful physical movements

are summoned and orchestrated through a oneness

with the Living Chi flowing throughout the universe

Chi is indifferent EXCEPT in extraordinary circumstances

You must be on GREAT TERMS with your planet

in order for Chi to manifest a LIVING interest in you

and give you access to its hidden secrets

So, a deep loving relationship with Nature is a key element

Consider how it took being one with Nature

before the Buddha became truly "enlightened"

The Buddha became truly "enlightened"

meditating under a Bodhi Tree

Not under a freeway!

It's amazing that, apparently,

the Buddha never considered the role that PARTICULAR Bodhi Tree

played in his "enlightenment"

Never underestimate the power of ancient trees

They can bestow tremendous gifts

upon those who they sincerely love

Believe it or not

fighting with arms, legs and physical weapons

is for veritable cavemen

The truly advanced Martial Artist

fights with the Entire Universe as his weapon

One must defeat the Entire Universe

before defeating such an opponent

Or so it is said....