((( MARTIAN HOP )))

We have just discovered

An important note from space

The Martians plan to throw a dance

For all the human race

Papa ooh mir mir papa ooh mir mir papa ooh mir mir papa ooh mir mir

Ee-ee-ee ee-ee

I got into my rocket ship to see the Martian Hop

I saw the planet shining red so there I made my stop

But as I opened up the door and climbed the ladder down

I saw the Martians on the floor a-dancin' to this sound

Ee-ee-ee ee-ee the Martian Hop ee-ee-ee ee-ee-ee-ee

It seamed I was the first one there and so I was surprised

To see the Martians twist and stomp before my very eyes

They did the locomotion and the hully-gully too

I couldn't name a single dance the Martians couldn't do

Ee-ee-ee ee-ee the Martian Hop ee-ee-ee ee-ee-ee-ee

Now right around the stroke of twelve the dance had just begun

The earth kids parked their spaceship down on Mars to have some fun

And so I left my friends, the Martians, stomping on the ground

And even though I'm back on earth I still can hear this sound.

Ee-ee-ee ee-ee the Martian Hop ee-ee-ee ee-ee-ee-ee

*New Karaoke Song

(silly stuff)


MY VERSION:

We flew to Earth in saucer-ships and landed on the ground
We told you that we love to dance, began to prance around
Take us to your leader, I hope he likes to dance
Pray that he is good enough, he'll only get one chance
Ee-ee-ee ee-ee the Martian Hop ee-ee-ee ee-ee-ee-ee

((( HOW TO ACHIEVE SUCCESS )))

MY COMMENT:

You can read all the success strategies you like. However if you do not have a clear vision of what you are going after and are not willing to give it everything you've got to achieve it chances are you will never succeed at anything worthwhile

This is the problem with the philosophy contained in The Secret. They make you think you don't have to work hard to achieve your goals. Just envision it and let it go. Sorry, but REAL SUCCESS requires lots of hard work, period! You don't become successful with bodybuilding by envisioning it then...letting it go.

Arnold says that when you have a clear vision of what you wish to accomplish don't listen to the 'naysayers'. He says there are always those who will tell you that you cannot accomplish what you are reaching for in life. Usually they are too lazy to reach for any great thing so they will do all they can to discourage YOU to reach for any great thing in order to justify their laziness. So, if your vision is clear don't let the talk of the naysayers hinder your progress in life.

Here's the thing I have learned that not even Arnold will openly say: If you really want to be successful in any great venture you have cut the naysayers out of your life. It doesn't matter if they were lifelong friends or relatives. Cut as many of them out of your life as you can and have little to do with the naysayers that you have no choice except to put up with. So, am I saying that you must cut those who love you out of your life? If the choice is between accomplishing something great or having the love and respect of the naysayers. Well...decide for yourselves. I don't need any naysayers in my life. Their "friendship" is the stuff of...enemies!

Arnold also says that you should not be afraid to fail. He says that the fear of failure can keep you from giving your best. You have to assume that you will have many failures as you reach for big success in life. This is nothing to be concerned about. Be passionate about your clear vision, shoot for the top, and realize that temporary setbacks are all a part of the process of 'weeding out' those who will be giving you no competition towards achieving your goals. 

Just think how crowded it would be if others reaching for what you are reaching for did not give up because of fear of failure. Getting 'knocked down' is not the problem. The problem is WHEN YOU REFUSE TO GET BACK UP and continue the fight. Then you are OUT of the game of success.

Overcoming the challenges that may stand in your way is what builds strength of character. It's how you PROVE to the universe that you REALLY WANT what you are reaching for!

((( JIVE TALKIN' )))

It's just your jive talkin'

You're telling me lies, yeah

Jive talkin'

You wear a disguise

Jive talkin'

So misunderstood, yeah

Jive talkin'

You really no good

Oh, my child

You'll never know

Just what you mean to me

Oh, my child

You got so much

You're gonna take away my energy

With all your jive talkin'

You're telling me lies, yeah

Good lovin'

Still gets in my eyes

Nobody believes what you say

It's just your jive talkin'

That gets in the way

Oh my love

You're so good

Treating me so cruel

There you go

With your fancy lies

Leavin' me lookin'

Like a dumbstruck fool

With all your

Jive talkin'

You're telling me lies, yeah

Jive talkin'

You wear a disguise

Jive talkin'

So misunderstood, yeah

Jive talkin'

You just ain't no good

Love talkin'

Is all very fine, yeah

Jive talkin'

Just isn't a crime

And if there's somebody

You'll love till you die

Then all that jive talkin'

Just gets in your eye

Jive talkin'

You're telling me lies,yeah

Good lovin'

Still gets in my eyes

Nobody believes what you say

It's just your jive talkin'

That gets in the way

Love talkin'

Is all very fine, yeah

Jive talkin', just isn't a crime

And if there's somebody

You'll love till you die

Then all that jive talkin'

Just gets in your eye, yeah yeah

Oh jive talkin'

Jive talkin'

Oh jive talkin'

*New Karaoke Song
I'm DEFINITELY changing most of the words
toward a more positive love

((( MR BASS MAN )))

Hey Mr. Bassman

You've got that certain somethin'

Hey Mr. Bassman

You set that music thumpin'

To you it's easy

When you go 1-2-3

Buh buh buh buh bah

You mean Buh buh bah buh buh buh bah boom boom boom

Yes!

Hey Mr. Bassman

You're on all songs with a

Buh buh buh bah boom boom

Bah b-bah bah boom boom boom bah

Hey Mr. Bassman

You're the hidden king of rock and roll

Bah bah bah bah boom

No, no

Bah bah bah buh bah bah bah bah

Oh

Well it don't mean a thing

When the leader's singin'

When he goes

Ay ay ay ay ay

Hey Mr. Bassman

I'm askin' just one thing

Will you please teach me

Yes, the way you sing

'Cause, Mr. Bassman

I want to be a bassman too

Bah bah bah bah bah buh buh booo

Like this

Buh buh buh buh bah

Buh buh buh buh bah buh

Now you go

Buh buh buh buh bah buh

Well it don't mean a thing

When the leader's singin'

And when he goes

Ay ay ay ay ay ay

Hey Mr. Bassman

I think I'm really witty

Hey Mr. Boom da bum da boom didididi boom boom boom boom

Hey Mr. Bassman

Now I'm a bassman too

Buh buh buh buh bah buh didididi boom bah bah bah 

(Mr. Bassman in the background "Oh yeah!")

Rest of the song is buh buh bah's

*New Karaoke Song
Silly stuff

((( SMOKE ON THE WATER )))

We all came out to Montreux

On the Lake Geneva shoreline

To make records with a mobile

We didn't have much time

Frank Zappa and the Mothers

Were at the best place around

But some stupid with a flare gun

Burned the place to the ground

Smoke on the water

A fire in the sky

Smoke on the water

They burned down the gambling house

It died with an awful sound

Funky Claude was running in and out

Pulling kids out the ground

When it all was over

We had to find another place

Swiss time was running out

It seemed that we would lose the race

Smoke on the water

A fire in the sky

Smoke on the water

We ended up at the Grand Hotel

It was empty cold and bare

With the Rolling truck Stones thing just outside

Making our music there

With a few red lights and a few old beds

We made a place to sweat

No matter what we get out of this

I know, I know we'll never forget

Smoke on the water

A fire in the sky

Smoke on the water

*Karaoke Song mostly for guitar lead breaks.
It's quite common for me to leave out verses
in order to fill them with electric guitar lead breaks

((( BATMAN TABLAS )))

BATMAN STATUE

((( ON SELF-HEALING )))

There are certain things one MUST BELIEVE 

if one is to be successful in life.

You MUST BELIEVE that life is worth living

Without this blind faith belief you simply cannot function

You MUST BELIEVE that if you persevere at some endeavor

YOU WILL GET BETTER AT IT!!!

Face reality: If you can't even envision yourself playing a musical instrument

and doing a great job of it...

DON'T BOTHER TRYING TO!!!

So, if you can envision yourself getting good at playing a musical instrument

then go for it for, chances are, you will indeed become very good

WITH PROPER PRACTICE!

REMEMBER: Practice does not make perfect

PERFECT PRACTICE makes perfect

I can envision myself getting much better at self-healing

However, just like playing a musical instrument,

I must do all I can to PERFECT PRACTICE the art

I must do research into various types of energy healings

and do all I can to combine the best of them all

into a functioning art that works for me

Don't be discouraged by your failures

They are the stepping stones to your success

Success, in any venture, is not so much for the most talented

as it is for...

THOSE WHO REFUSE TO GIVE UP!!

((( AIN'T NO MOUNTAIN HIGH ENOUGH )))

*This is the song that ended the hit blockbuster movie

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY

I don't know about you, but the concept of advanced alien beings

really grooving and loving American Baby Boomer music

makes me very happy!

AIN'T NO MOUNTAIN HIGH ENOUGH

(Marvin Gaye with Tammi Terrell)

Listen, baby

Ain't no mountain high

Ain't no vally low

Ain't no river wide enough, baby

If you need me, call me

No matter where you are

No matter how far

Just call my name

I'll be there in a hurry

You don't have to worry

'Cause baby,

There ain't no mountain high enough

Ain't no valley low enough

Ain't no river wide enough

To keep me from getting to you

Remember the day

I set you free

I told you

You could always count on me

From that day on I made a vow

I'll be there when you want me

Some way,some how

'Cause baby,

There ain't no mountain high enough

Ain't no valley low enough

Ain't no river wide enough

To keep me from getting to you

No wind, no rain
Or winters cold can stop me baby, na na baby
'Cause you are my goal
If you're ever in trouble;
I'll be there on the double
Just send for me, oh baby, ha

My love is alive

Way down in my heart

Although we are miles apart

If you ever need a helping hand

I'll be there on the double

As fast as I can

Don't you know that

There ain't no mountain high enough

Ain't no valley low enough

Ain't no river wide enough

To keep me from getting to you

Don't you know that

There ain't no mountain high enough

Ain't no valley low enough

Ain't no river wide enough

*New Karaoke Song

((( MY SPEAR OF DESTINY )))

LEGEND HAS IT THAT

THROUGH ALL HIS VICTORIES

CHARLEMAGNE HAD

THE SPEAR OF DESTINY

AT HIS SIDE

AND NOW

MY MUSICAL DESTINY

TRULY BEGINS!

((( THANK YOU )))

Lookin' at the devil, grinnin' at his gun

Fingers start shakin', I begin to run

Bullets start chasin', I begin to stop

We begin to wrestle I was on the top

I want to thank you falettinme be mice elf agin

Thank you falettinme be mice elf agin

Stiff all in the collar, fluffy in the face

Chit chat chatter tryin', stuffy in the place

Thank you for the party but I could never stay

Many things is on my mind, words in the way

I want to thank you falettinme be mice elf agin

Thank you falettinme be mice elf agin

Dance to the music

All night long

Everyday people

Sing a simple song

Mama's so happy

Mama start to cry

Papa still singin'

We can make it if we try

I want to thank you falettinme be mice elf agin

Thank you falettinme be mice elf agin

Flamin' eyes of people fear, burnin' into you

Many men are missin' much, hatin' what they do

Youth and truth are makin' love

Dig it for a starter

Dyin' young is hard to take

Sellin' out is harder

Thank you falettinme be mice elf agin

I want to thank you falettinme be mice elf agin

Thank you falettinme be mice elf agin

Thank you falettinme be mice elf agin

I want thank you falettinme be mice elf agin

I want to thank you falettinme be mice elf agin

I want to thank you falettinme be mice elf agin

I want to thank you falettinme be mice elf agin

*New Karaoke Song

NOTE:

Offhand, I can't think of a single baby boomer song
that transformed the face of soul music more than this one

Larry Graham gave birth
to slap-style bass playing with this song

I love to play the, slap-style, bass part as well

((( KNOCK ON WOOD )))

KNOCK ON WOOD

I don't want to lose you, this good thing

that I got 'cause if I do

I will surely,

surely lose a lot.

'Cause your love is better

than any love I know.

It's like thunder, lightning,

the way you love me is frightening.

I'd better knock, on wood, baby.

Well I'm not superstitious about you

but I can't take no chance.

You got me spinnin', baby,

Baby I'm in a trance.

'Cause your love is better

than any love I know.

It's like thunder, lightning,

the way you love me is frightening.

I'd better knock, on wood, baby.

Break

Ain't no secret, that woman

She fills my lovin' cup

She see's to it, that I get enough

Just one touch from her

You know it means so much

It's like thunder, lightning,

the way you love me is frightening.

I'd better knock (knock knock) on wood baby.

(knock knock)

Oh Yeah!

I think I'd better knock (knock knock) on wood

I think I'd better knock (knock knock) on wood

I think I'd better knock (knock knock) on wood

*New Karaoke Song

((( TIGHTEN UP )))

Hi everybody

I'm Archie Bell of the Drells

From Houston, Texas

We don't only sing but we dance

Just as good as we walk

In Houston we just started a new dance

Called the Tighten Up

This is the music

We tighten up with

First tighten up on the drums

Come on now, drummer

I want you to tighten it up for me now

Oh, yeah

Tighten up on that bass now

Tighten it up

Ha, ha, yeah

Now let that guitar fall in

Oh, yeah

Tighten up on that organ now

Yeah, you do the tighten up

Yeah, now

I said, if you can do it now

It sure would be tough

Now look here, come on now

Now make it mellow

Let's tighten it up now

Do the tighten up

Everybody can do it now

So get to it

We're gonna tighten up

Let's do the tighten up

You can do it now

So baby, get to it

Look to your left now

Look to your right

Everybody can do it

But don't you get too tight

Come on and tighten up

Let's tighten it up now

Let's tighten it up now

Tighten it up

Do the tighten up

Come and tighten it up

Tighten it up now

Come on now, Billy

Tighten it up

Oh, yeah

Sock it to me now

Tighten it up

Come on and tighten up that bass

Oh, yeah

Now look here

I want that guitar

To fall in on there

Tighten it up now

Oh, yeah

Now tighten it up, organ

Yeah

Now everybody tighten it up now

Now look here

We gonna make it mellow for you now

We gonna make it mellow now

Tighten it up

You can get it

Move to your left

Move to your right

Tighten it up now

Everything will be outta sight

Come on and tighten it up

Tighten it up now

You can do it...

*New Karaoke Song

((( HOLD ON, I'M COMING )))

Don't you ever feel sad

Lean on me, when the times are bad

When the day comes and you're down

In a river of trouble and about to drown

Just hold on, I'm comin'

Hold on, I'm comin'

I'm on my way, your lover

If you get cold, yeah, I will be your cover

Don't have to worry, 'cause I'm near

No need to suffer, baby, 'cause I'm here

Just hold on, I'm comin'

Hold on, I'm comin'

Hold on, I'm comin'

Hold on, I'm comin'

Reach out to me for satisfaction, yeah

Call my name, yeah, for reaction

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Now, don't you ever be sad

Lean on me, when the times are bad

When the day comes and you're down, baby

In a river of trouble and about to drown

Just hold on, I'm comin'

Hold on, I'm comin'

Just hold on

(Don't you worry)

I'm comin'

(Here we come)

Hold on

(We're about to save you)

I'm comin'

(Yeah)

Just hold on

(Don't you worry)

I'm comin'

(Here I come)

KNOCK ON WOOD

I don't want to lose you, this good thing
that I got 'cause if I do
I will surely,
surely lose a lot.
'Cause your love is better
than any love I know.
It's like thunder, lightning,
the way you love me is frightening.
I'd better knock, on wood, baby.

Well I'm not superstitious about you
but I can't take no chance.
You got me spinnin', baby,
Baby I'm in a trance.
'Cause your love is better
than any love I know.
It's like thunder, lightning,
the way you love me is frightening.
I'd better knock, on wood, baby.

Break

Ain't no secret, that woman
She fills my lovin' cup
She see's to it, that I get enough
Just one touch from her
You know it means so much

It's like thunder, lightning,
the way you love me is frightening.

I'd better knock (knock knock) on wood baby.

(knock knock)
Oh Yeah!

I think I'd better knock (knock knock) on wood
I think I'd better knock (knock knock) on wood
I think I'd better knock (knock knock) on wood

*New Karaoke Song

((( WHITE ROOM )))

WHITE ROOM BACKING TRACK 2 STEPS DOWN

In the White Room sky blue curtains on an island,

Big decisions they are making for our future,

I walked into such a big room to my seating,

Friends I found there who I trusted now forever

I wait in this place where the sun soon will shine

Wait in this place where the shadows run from themselves

There is no need sell your soul to those who meet there,
All that matters is you work towards better worldview,
A collective Illumed master manifestors,
Pool their virtues towards a better new tomorrow

I wait in this place where the sun soon will shine
Wait in this place where the shadows run from themselves

*My Created Lyrics

WHITE ROOM ORIGINAL VERSION


NOTE:





This backing track is a fusion of an excellent
Karaoke version of the song along with a backing track
break I found on YouTube

I doubt you will find another version
quite like this one

Changing the pitch for my voice,
balancing volumes and equilization
of the two different parts
and seamlessly fusing them together
is a testament of my expertise in,
Sony Soundforge Pro 10

The collage photos of myself, my guitars,
Eric Clapton and the Classic Rock group Cream
was done in Windows Live Movie Maker.
I also used Adobe Premiere Elements 11
for final editing and adding the music

This version is especially for guitarists
who want a version with extra room
for lead guitar breaks!

I dedicate the new lyrics to
The Illuminatiam faction of the Illuminati
May their virtuous light always shine brighter
May they accomplish greater things
than they ever dreamed were possible!





OFFICIAL ILLUMINATI

((( TUFF ENOUGH )))

I would walk ten miles on my hands and knees

Ain't no doubt about it baby it's you I aim to please

I'd wrestle with a lion and a grizzly bear

It's my life baby but I don't care

Ain't that tuff enuff (X4)

For you baby I would swim the sea

Nothing I'd do for you that's too tuff for me

I'd put out a burning building with a shovel and dirt

And not even worry about getting hurt

Ain't that tuff enuff (X4)

I'd work twenty four hours seven days a week

Just so I come home and kiss your cheek

I love you in the morning and I love you at noon

I love you in the night and take you to the moon

Ain't that tuff enuff (X4)

I'd lay in a pile of burning money that I've earned

And not even worry about getting burned

I'd climb the empire state to fight Muhammad Ali

Just to have you baby close to me

Ain't that tuff enuff (X4)

Modulate to D

Ain't that tuff enuff (X8)

FADE OUT

*New Karaoke Song