((( SOUL MAN )))

Comin' to you on a dust road

Good lovin', I got a truck load

And when you get it, you got something

So don't worry, 'cause I'm coming

I'm a soul man, I'm a soul man

I'm a soul man, I'm a soul man, I've got it all

Got what I got the hard way

And I'll make it better each and every day

So honey, don't you fret

'Cause you ain't seen nothing yet

I'm a soul man, I'm a soul man, play it Steve

I'm a soul man, I'm a soul man

I was brought up on a side street, listen now

I learned how to love before I could eat

I was educated at Woodstock

When I start lovin', oh, I can't stop

I'm a soul man, I'm a soul man

I'm a soul man, I'm a soul man

Well, grab the rope and I'll pull you in

Give you hope and be your only boyfriend

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I'm talkin' about a soul man

I'm a soul man, and you're a soul man

I'm a soul man, oh no, soul man

I'm a soul man, and you're a soul man

*New Karaoke Song

((( CHINESE YEAR OF THE GOAT/SHEEP 2015 )))

Apparently it's Chinese year of the goat/sheep. 

So what do you get when you cross a goat with a sheep? 

A sheep that kicks the hell out of you when you try to shear it.

I saw that there is a Chinese year of the rat. 

What the hell were they thinking? 

Might as well have a Chinese year of the roach if you're going to celebrate rats, right? 

I mean, considering all the cockroaches in the world it seems only fitting 

that the Chinese should give them their own year, every once in a while. 

After all, where you have rats you usually have roaches.

CHINESE YEAR OF THE ROACH

'Hey, roaches are people too!'

I am suddenly reminded of a story I read about the making of the Bruce Lee movie Enter the Dragon. It goes something like this:

When the American actor John Saxon signed on to be in the movie Enter the Dragon he was led to believe he would be the star of the movie. However, when he got to Hong Kong, with his wife, he was dismayed to find that the real star of the movie was some guy he had never heard of named: Bruce Lee.

Well, the head honcho Chinese producers were doing all they could to pacify John Saxon, and his wife. They had a bottle of their finest wine opened and offered John, and his wife, glasses of the wine. When John's wife lifted the wine to her lips she saw a cockroach swimming in the liquid and SHE FREAKED OUT screaming, yelling and whatnot!!! Yes, the Chinese should indeed have a year of the roach. They deserve to!

I don't know about the Chinese, in general. I admire their Martial Arts, but as for them as a people.... I prefer the Japanese. As least with the Japanese I don't feel they might start World War III.

A note about the movie Enter the Dragon: Supposedly, Bruce Lee was TERRIFIED of acting along side the American actors in the movie. Compared to other Chinese actors Bruce Lee was more than adequate. However, compared to John Saxon...well...Bruce Lee was so nervous that he didn't show up for the initial filming of the movie. It took a hell of a lot, on the part of the production crew, to FINALLY get Bruce to show up and start filming Enter the Dragon. Offhand, I don't think there are many scenes where Bruce Lee and John Saxon were acting side-by-side.

I guess even the invincible Bruce Lee had his fears, eh?

((( FUTURE LOVE PARADISE )))

But if only you could see them

You would know from their faces

There were kings and queens

Followed by princes and princesses

There were future power people

Throwin' love to the loveless

Shining a light 'cause they wanted it seen

Well, there were cries of why

Followed by cries of why not

Can I reach out for you

If that feels good to me?

And the riders will not stop us

'Cause the only love they'll find is paradise

No, the riders will not stop us

'Cause the only love they'll find is paradise

Mmm, don't you know that racism

In among future kings can only lead to no good?

And besides your sons and daughters

Already know how that feels

One day all the queens will gather 'round

Spreading love and unity so we can be found

Well, then all the writers say it's all to do with

Drugs for the gentlemen

When your love

Inject me with a love, all right

And the riders will not stop us

'Cause the only drug they'll find is paradise

No, the riders will not stop us

'Cause the only love they'll find is paradise

No, the riders will not stop us

The only love they'll find is paradise

Love paradise

One in and out is gonna make you feel good

Coming at you like a hurricane would

Stay close to me I'll always be by your side

Save it, baby, you know that it's all right

You remind me of a girl I knew

Born so beautiful once aside her

You make me feel like I need your love, love, love

Want to fill me with your love

Fix me with a love, all right

And the riders will not stop us

'Cause the only love they'll find is paradise

No the riders will not stop us

'Cause the only drug they'll find is paradise

The riders will not stop us

'Cause the only love they'll find is paradise

Paradise

If you change your mind, I'll do anything

Just to make the world peaceful

Just to make life wonderful

I will drown all your sorrows

In a future love paradise

Future love paradise

Future love paradise

*New Karaoke Song

((( CRAZY )))

In a church, by the face

He talks about the people goin' under

Only child know

A man decides after seventy years

That what he goes there for is to unlock the door

While those around him criticize and sleep

And through a fractal on a breaking wall

I see you my friend and touch your face again

Miracles will happen as we trip

But we're never gonna survive unless we get a little crazy

No, we're never gonna survive unless we are a little crazy

Yellow people walkin' through my head

One of them's got a gun, to shoot the other one

And yet together they were friends at school

(I don't get it, I don't get it, I don't get it, I don't get it . . . no, no)

If I were there when we first took the pill

Then maybe, then maybe, then maybe, then maybe

Miracles will happen as we speak

But we're never gonna survive unless we get a little crazy

No, we're never gonna survive unless we are a little crazy

No no, never survive, unless we get a little bit

Amanda decides to go along after seventeen years

Oh darlin', in a sky full of people, only some want to fly, isn't that crazy?

In a world full of people, only some want to fly, isn't that crazy, crazy?

In a Heaven of people there's only some want to fly, ain't that crazy?

Oh babe, in a world full of people

(Oh darlin')

There's only some want to fly, isn't that crazy?

(Isn't that crazy?, isn't that crazy?, isn't that crazy?)

Ohh, but we're never gonna survive unless we get a little crazy,crazy

No, we're never gonna to survive unless we are a little crazy

But we're never gonna survive unless we get a little crazy

No, we're never gonna to survive unless we are a little crazy

No, no, never survive unless, we get a little bit

And then you see things the size

Of which you've never known before

They'll break it someday

Only child will know

And then you see things the size

Of which you've never known before

Someday, someday, someday

*New Karaoke Song

((( BORN TO FLY )))

I've been tellin' my dreams to the scarecrow

'Bout the places that I'd like to see

I said, friend do you think I'll ever get there

Ah, but he just stands there smilin' back at me

So I confessed my sins to the preacher

About the love I've been prayin' to find

Is there a brown eyed boy [*girl] in my future, yeah

He says. girl [*boy] you've got nothin' but time

But how do you wait for heaven

And who has that much time

And how do you keep your feet on the ground

When you know, that you were born, you were born to fly

My daddy, he's grounded like the oak tree

My momma, she is steady as the sun

Oh you know I love my folks

But I keep starin' down the road

Just lookin' for my one chance to run

Yeah, 'cause I will soar away like the blackbird

I will blow in the wind like a seed

I will plant my heart in the garden of my dreams

And I will grow up where I'll wander wild and free

Oh, how do you wait for heaven

And who has that much time

And how do you keep your feet on the ground

When you know, that you were born

You were born yeah

You were born to fly

So how do you wait for heaven

And who has that much time

And how do you keep your feet on the ground

When you know that you were born

You were born to fly fly fly fly

Hey

Ooooh, ooooh

*New Karaoke Song

((( SEXUAL HEALING )))

Get up, get up, get up, get up!

Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up!

Oh, baby now let's get down tonight

Ooh baby, I'm hot just like an oven

I need some lovin'

And baby, I can't hold it much longer

It's getting stronger and stronger

And when I get that feeling

I want sexual healing

Sexual healing, oh baby

Makes me feel so fine

Helps to relieve my mind

Sexual healing baby, is good for me

Sexual healing is something that's good for me

Whenever blue teardrops are fallin'

And my emotional stability is leaving me

There is something I can do

I can get on the telephone and call you up baby

And honey I know you'll be there to relieve me

The love you give to me will free me

If you don't know the thing you're dealing

Ohh I can tell you, darling, that it's sexual healing

Get up, get up, get up, get up

Let's make love tonight

Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up

'Cause you do it right

Baby, I got sick this mornin'

A sea was stormin' inside of me

Baby, I think I'm capsizin'

The waves are risin' and risin'

And when I get that feeling

I want sexual healing

Sexual healing is good for me

Makes me feel so fine, it's such a rush

Helps to relieve the mind, and it's good for us

Sexual healing, baby, it's good for me

Sexual healing is something that's good for me

Well, it's good for me and it's so good to me my baby, ohh

Come take control, just grab a hold

Of my body and mind, soon we'll be making it, honey

I'll be feeling fine,

You're my medicine, open up and let me in

Darling, you're so great, I can't wait for you to operate

I can't wait for you to operate

When I get this feeling

I need sexual healing

Oh when I get this feeling

I need sexual healing

I gotta have sexual healing, darling

'Cause I'm all alone

Sexual healing, darling

Till you come back home

Please don't procrastinate

It's not good to masturbate

*New Karaoke Song

((( FLY LIKE AN EAGLE )))

Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'

Into the future

Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'

Into the future

I want to fly like an eagle

To the sea

Fly like an eagle

Let my spirit carry me

I want to fly like an eagle

Till I'm free

Oh, Lord, through the revolution

Feed the babies

Who don't have enough to eat

Shoe the children

With no shoes on their feet

House the people

Livin' in the street

Oh, oh, there's a solution

I want to fly like an eagle

To the sea

Fly like an eagle

Let my spirit carry me

I want to fly like an eagle

Till I'm free

Fly through the revolution

Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'

Into the future

Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'

Into the future

Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'

Into the future

Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'

Into the future

I want to fly like an eagle

To the sea

Fly like an eagle

Let my spirit carry me

I want to fly like an eagle

Till I'm free

Fly through the revolution

Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'

Into the future

Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'

Into the future

*New Karaoke Song

((( JUNGLE LOVE )))

I met you on somebody's island

You thought you had known me before

I brought you a crate of papaya

They waited all night by your door

You probably wouldn't remember

I probably couldn't forget

Jungle love in the surf in the pouring rain

Everything's better when wet

Jungle love it's drivin' me mad

It's makin' me crazy

Jungle love it's drivin' me mad

It's makin' me crazy

But lately you live in the jungle

I never see you alone

But we need some definite answers

So I thought I would write you a poem

The question to everyone's answer

Is usually asked from within

But the patterns of the rain

And the truth they contain

Have written my life on your skin

Jungle love it's drivin' me mad

It's makin' me crazy

Jungle love it's drivin' me mad

It's makin' me crazy

You treat me like I was your ocean

You swim in my blood when it's warm

My cycles of circular motion

Protect you and keep you from harm

You live in a world of illusion

Where everything's peaches and cream

We all face a scarlet conclusion

But we spend our time in a dream

Jungle love it's drivin' me mad

It's makin' me crazy

Jungle love it's drivin' me mad

It's makin' me crazy

Jungle love it's drivin' me mad

It's makin' me crazy

Jungle love it's drivin' me mad

It's makin' me crazy

*New Karaoke Song

((( BRIAN WILLIAMS: A GREAT AMERICAN )))

BRIAN WILLIAMS

A truly great American!!!

For many years it has been said, on the Internet, that the media is owned by the Rothschilds and their Zionist pals. For many years it has been said that you should not blindly trust the mainstream media controlled news reports.

FOR MANY YEARS THIS HAS BEEN SAID ON THE INTERNET

YET THE DUMB, BRAINWASHED MASSES CONTINUE TO BLINDLY BELIEVE

WHATEVER BULLSHIT THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA TELLS THEM IS TRUE!!

Something had to be done!

Someone extremely high profile in the media had to wake Americans up to the fact that, chances are, much of what is presented as fact on the nightly news of ANY MAINSTREAM MEDIA SOURCE is most probably partly bullshit!!

Someone had to be willing to put his career on the line to WAKE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE UP!!!

I now believe Brian Williams knew exactly what he was doing when he changed his stories. HE WAS ANGRY that no one was being held accountable for all the lies told that led to the war in Iraq!! Brian felt someone had to be held accountable for the lies that cost the lives of so many brave American soldiers and left many maimed and disabled.

So, Brian decided to alter certain stories he had told KNOWING FULL WELL that he would eventually be caught and his credibility would be questioned by the entire world! Why? Well, there was a scene in the movie Good Morning Vietnam, with Robin Williams, that always stuck with me. As he was being briefed on how to present the news to the world Robin was shown two different teletype machines. One, he was told, had the actual news. The other had the news he was supposed to tell the world.

THEY WERE NOT THE SAME!!!!

WHAT ROBIN WAS SUPPOSED TO TELL THE WORLD WAS ALTERED NEWS

FILLED WITH UNTRUE SLANTS TO STORIES

LIKE WHAT BRIAN WILLIAMS TOLD ABOUT HIS EXPERIENCES

Suddenly I am getting a strong impression that Brian Williams was getting fed up presenting information to the American public that he strongly suspected was filled with all kinds of falsehoods! He kept getting angrier and angrier that he was a tool for the Zionist agenda and wanted to do something, ANYTHING, to let the world know that...

NO ONE SHOULD BLINDLY TRUST THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA NEWS!!!

Oh, this was a master plan that I believe was very well thought out. A very risky plan that might very well lead to Brian's career flushed down the proverbial tubes with a stain on his legacy that would follow him to the grave, but... 

SOMEONE HIGH PROFILE HAD TO SACRIFICE HIS CAREER IN ORDER TO SHOCK AND SHAKE AMERICANS AWAKE TO THE ZIONIST SLANTED BULLSHIT THAT IS A REGULAR PART OF MAINSTREAM MEDIA NEWS REPORTS!!!

I feel Brian is hoping they will go through all his stories to find out if he lied then wonder...if any other newscaster has been lying as well.

THAT WAS THE MASTER PLAN!!!

TO GET AMERICANS TO WONDER WHAT OTHER NEWS REPORTERS

HAVE BEEN TELLING LIES AND INACCURATE STORIES!!!!

I envision Brian Williams drunk and watching the movie Network. Yes, that is definitely a movie he would want to watch right now because he's probably playing with the idea of blowing his brains out!

((( THE MONSTER MASH )))

I was working in the lab late one night 

When my eyes beheld an eerie sight 

For my monster from his slab began to rise 

And suddenly to my surprise 

He did the mash 

He did the monster mash 

The monster mash 

It was a graveyard smash 

He did the mash 

It caught on in a flash 

He did the mash 

He did the monster mash 

From my laboratory in the castle east 

To the master bedroom where the vampires feast 

The ghouls all came from their humble abodes 

To get a jolt from my electrodes 

They did the mash 

They did the monster mash 

The monster mash 

It was a graveyard smash 

They did the mash 

It caught on in a flash 

They did the mash 

They did the monster mash 

The zombies were having fun 

The party had just begun 

The guests included Wolf Man 

Dracula and his son 

The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds 

Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds 

The coffin-bangers were about to arrive 

With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five" 

They played the mash 

They played the monster mash 

The monster mash 

It was a graveyard smash 

They played the mash 

It caught on in a flash 

They played the mash 

They played the monster mash 

Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring 

Seems he was troubled by just one thing 

He opened the lid and shook his fist 

And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?" 

It's now the mash 

It's now the monster mash 

The monster mash 

And it's a graveyard smash 

It's now the mash 

It's caught on in a flash 

It's now the mash 

It's now the monster mash 

Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band 

And my monster mash is the hit of the land 

For you, the living, this mash was meant too 

When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you 

Then you can mash 

Then you can monster mash 

The monster mash 

And do my graveyard smash 

Then you can mash 

You'll catch on in a flash 

Then you can mash 

Then you can monster mash 

*New Karaoke Song

((( STAR TREK LAVATORIES )))

'Dear Lord, thank thee for my holographic droppings.
I would never know what it's like to be human
without having to put up with all that...shit!'

Ever wonder why you never see 

toilets on Star Trek Starships? 

Because in the 24th century they use technology 

to 'beam it' out of there!

Instead of using a toilet you say...

BOWEL DROP ENERGIZE!

Scottie, beam it out!

I dream of living in a Star Trek world
where you never need to use the bathroom




'Number One, you have the conn
I have to take a dump'

Can you imagine people in Heaven,
after a few thousand years, saying:

'Gosh, I sure miss taking a crap!'

What the hell is the point?
I've been wiping my butt all my life
and STILL do not enjoy it!

Maybe I should change my attitude???

((( IT'S ONLY A PAPER MOON )))

It is only a paper moon

Sailing over a cardboard sea

But it wouldn't be make-believe

If you believe in me

It is only a canvas sky

Hanging over a muslin tree

But it wouldn't be make-believe 

If you believe in me

Without your love

It's a honky-tonk parade

Without your love

It's a melody played 

In a penny arcade

It's a Barnum and Bailey world

Just as phony as it can be

But it wouldn't be make-believe

If you believe in me

Without your love

It's a honky-tonk parade

Without your love

It's a melody played

In a penny arcade

It's a Barnum and Bailey world

Just as phony as it can be

But it wouldn't be make-believe

If you believe in me

*New Karaoke Song

((( DANCE HALL DAYS )))

Take your baby by the hand

And make her do a high handstand

And take your baby by the heel

And do the next thing that you feel

We were so in phase

In our dance hall days

We were cool on craze

When I, you and everyone we knew

Could believe, do, and share in what was true

I said: 

Dance hall days love!

Take your baby by the hair

And pull her close and there, there, there

And take your baby by the ears

And play upon her darkest fears

We were so in phase

In our dance hall days

We were cool on craze

When I, you and everyone we knew

Could believe, do, and share in what was true

I said: 

Dance hall days love

Dance hall days

Dance hall days love

Take your baby by the wrist

And in her mouth an amethyst

And in her eyes two sapphires blue

And you need her and she needs you

And you need her and she needs you

And you need her and she needs you

And you need her and she needs you

And you need her and she needs you

We were so in phase

In our dance hall days

We were cool on craze

When I, you and everyone we knew

Could believe, do, and share in what was true

I said:

Dance hall days love

Dance hall days love

Dance hall days

Dance hall days love

Dance hall days

Dance hall days love

Dance hall days

Dance hall days love...

*New Karaoke Song

((( SIMON & GARFUNKEL IN CONCERT 1966 )))

I find this to be an astonishing concert

I wasn't expecting much being how old the sound recording is

However, with no backing band,

they really did their big hits tremendous justice

I never would have believed it!

I'm in the process of learning a couple of other

Karaoke versions of their songs

from the Sounds of Silence recording

One of the songs I used to sing was, you guessed it...

SOUNDS OF SILENCE

Not so easy to do Simon & Garfunkel justice

when you are singing solo

However, since I aim for the miraculous
I'll give it a go!

((( HOLOGRAPHIC UNIVERSE )))

If everyone was deaf, would a tree falling in the forest make any sound?

A tree falling in the forest makes NO SOUND to a deaf person, period!

So, when we hear a sound what we are 'hearing' 

is a 'downloaded' representation of that sound

in the computer of our brains!

The reality we experience is the 'downloaded' representation 

of what we experience with our five-senses.

It is NOT reality. It is an INTERPRETATION 

of a small portion of some vast mysterious something out there

We are trained to call it "reality", 

but it is proving to be much, much more mysterious

than what our extremely limited senses tell us

The brain is proving to be some sort of organic computer

which supports the concept of all the Universe being

some sort of organic computer simulation

THE UNIVERSE A COMPUTER SIMULATION

So, the reality we experience is a reflection of our five-senses
which we KNOW FOR A FACT are easily tricked

That's why magic tricks astound us
because our five-senses are easily tricked!!

We are, apparently, living in an unfathomable mystery
and we are BRAINWASHED to call this mystery: reality,
but the "reality" we were brainwashed to believe was solid
is proving to be NOT SOLID AT ALL!!!

The sense of "solidity" is an illusion which justifies
what advanced Hindus and Buddhists have been saying all along!!

MAYA: ILLUSION

I suggest you keep this in mind before you are absolutely certain
just what is "real" and what is not about what I am presenting

((( STAND )))

Stand, in the end, you'll still be you

One that's done all the things you set out to do

Stand, there's a cross for you to bear

Things to go through if you're goin' anywhere

Stand for the things you know are right

It's the truth that the truth makes them so uptight

Stand, all the things you want are real

You have you to complete and there is no deal

Stand, stand, stand

(Everybody, yeah)

Stand, stand, stand

Stand, you've been sitting much too long

There's a permanent crease in your right and wrong

Stand, there's a midget standing tall

And a giant beside him about to fall

Stand, stand, stand

Stand, stand, stand

Stand, they will try to make you crawl

And they know what you're sayin' makes sense at all

Stand, don't you know that you are free

Well, at least in your mind if you want to be

Everybody

Stand, stand

Stand

Na na na na na na na na na na

Stand

Na na na na na na na na na na

Stand

Na na na na na na na na na na

Stand

Na na na na na na na na na na

Stand

Na na na na na na na na na na

*New Karaoke Song