((( GREAT BALLS OF FIRE )))

Okay, I've decided

to make my Karaoke version of this song

extra silly by revamping it for the 21st century

Envision a video done in the style of Weird Al Yankovic

It's about a patient who falls in love with his beautiful female psychiatrist

No matter what she says he is certain she is in love with him

Being that the shrink is payed by the hour

and her patient will do anything she asks

The psychiatrist decides to test new psychiatric drugs on him

to see if she can 'cure him'

of the delusion that she is in love with him

Okay, here we go:

You fry my nerves and you rattle my brain,

Your kind of loving drive a man insane,

another pill?

Oh what a thrill!!

GOODNESS GRACIOUS GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!!

Just when I thought I could not get much higher

You give me drugs tryin to quench my desire

another pill?

Oh what a thrill!!

GOODNESS GRACIOUS GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!!

Hold me baby!

Ummmmmm, feels good!!

Kiss me baby!

Like luh, luh, luh, luh, luh, luh lovers should

You're kind!

So fine!!

AND I'M STILL CERTAIN THAT YOU'RE

MINE, MINE, MINE!!!

Just when I thought I could not get much higher

You give me drugs tryin to quench my desire

another pill?

Oh what a thrill!!

GOODNESS GRACIOUS GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!!

SPECIAL NOTE: This spoof version of the song is based on my recent studies of how the psychiatric community suckers people into taking dangerous drugs THEY DON'T NEED!!!

((( MY GOALS )))

((( THE MAN WHO WAS KING )))

((( MEMPHIS TENNESSEE )))

Long distance information, give me Memphis Tennessee

Help me find the party trying to get in touch with me

She could not leave her number, but I know who placed the call

'Cause my uncle took the message and he wrote it on the wall

Help me, information, get in touch with my Marie

She's the only one who'd phone me here from Memphis Tennessee

Her home is on the south side, high up on a ridge

Just a half a mile from the Mississippi Bridge

Help me, information, more than that I cannot add

Only that I miss her and all the fun we had

But we were pulled apart because her mom did not agree

And tore apart our happy home in Memphis Tennessee

Last time I saw Marie she's waving me good-bye

With hurry home drops on her cheek that trickled from her eye

Marie is only six years old, information please

Try to put me through to her in Memphis Tennessee

*New Karaoke Song

((( ROLLIN IN MY SWEET BABY'S ARMS )))

I ain't gonna work on the railroad
I ain't gonna work on the farm

I'll lay around the shack till the mail train comes back

I'm rollin' in my sweet baby's arms

Rollin' in my sweet baby's arms...

[ banjo ]

Now where was you last Friday night
while I was slammin with hail

Walkin' the streets with another man
you wouldn't even sew my sails

Rollin' in my sweet baby's arms...

[ fiddle ]

I know your parent don't like me
they drove me away from your door

If I had my life to live over
I'd never marry no more

[ banjo ]

Rollin' in my sweet baby's arms...

*New Karaoke Song

((( HEART OF ROCK AND ROLL )))

New York, New York, is everything they say

And no place that I'd rather [not] be

Where else can you do a half a million things

All at a quarter to three

When they play their music, ooh, that modern music

They like it with a lot of style

But it's still that same old back beat rhythm

That really, really drives 'em wild

They say the heart of rock and roll is still beating

And from what I've seen I believe 'em

Now the old boy may be barely breathing

But the heart of rock and roll

Heart of rock and roll's still beating

LA, Hollywood and the Sunset Strip

Is something everyone should see

Neon lights and the pretty, pretty girls

All dressed so scantily

When they play their music

That hard rock music

They like it with a lot of flash

But it's still that same old back beat rhythm

That really, really kicks 'em in the

They say the heart of rock and roll is still beating

And from what I've seen I believe 'em

Now the old boy may be barely breathing

But the heart of rock and roll

Heart of rock and roll is still beating

Johnny!

DC, San Antone and the Liberty Town

Boston and Baton Rouge

Tulsa, Austin, Oklahoma City

Seattle, San Francisco too

Everywhere there's music, real live music

Bands with a million styles

But it's still that same old rock and roll music

That really, really drives 'em wild

They say the heart of rock and roll is still beating

And from what I've seen I believe 'em

Now the old boy may be barely breathing

But the heart of rock and roll

Heart of rock and roll is still beating, yeah

*New Karaoke Song

((( LOOKIN OUT MY BACK DOOR )))

Just got home from Illinois, lock the front door, oh boy!

Got to sit down, take a rest on the porch

Imagination sets in, pretty soon I'm singin'

Doo, doo, doo, lookin' out my back door

Giant doin' cartwheels, statue wearin' high heels

Look at all the happy creatures dancin' on the lawn

Dinosaur Victrola list'nin' to Buck Owens

Doo, doo, doo, lookin' out my back door

Tambourines and elephants are playin' in the band

Won't you take a ride on the flyin' spoon? Doo, doo, doo

Wond'rous apparition provided by magician

Doo, doo, doo, lookin' out my back door

Tambourines and elephants are playin' in the band

Won't you take a ride on the flyin' spoon? Doo, doo, doo

Bother me tomorrow, today, I'll buy no sorrow

Doo, doo, doo, lookin' out my back door

Forward troubles Illinois, lock the front door, oh boy!

Look at all the happy creatures dancin' on the lawn

Bother me tomorrow, today, I'll buy no sorrow

Doo, doo, doo, lookin' out my back door

*New Karaoke Song

((( ULTIMATE WARRIOR TRIBUTE )))

LONG LIVE

THE SPIRIT OF

THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR!!!

((( ALONG COMES MARY )))

Every time I think that I'm the only one who's lonely

Someone calls on me

And every now and then I spend my time at rhyme and verse

And curse those faults in me

And then along comes Mary

And does she want to give me kicks, and be my steady chick

And give me pick of memories

Or maybe rather gather tales from the fails and tribulations

No one ever sees

When we met I was sure out to lunch

Now my empty cup tastes as sweet as the punch

When vague desire is the fire in the eyes of chicks

Whose sickness is the games they play

And when the masquerade is played and neighbor folks make jokes

At who is most to blame today

And then along comes Mary

And does she want to set them free, and let them see reality

From where she got her name

And will they struggle much, when told that such a tender touch of hers

Will make them not the same

When we met I was sure out to lunch

Now my empty cup tastes as sweet as the punch

And when the morning of the warning's passed, the gassed and flaccid kids

Are flung across the stars

The psychodramas and the traumas gone

The songs are left unsung and hung upon the scars

And then along comes Mary

And does she want to see the stains, the dead remains of all the pains

She left the night before

Or will their waking eyes, reflect the lies, and make them realize

Their urgent cry for sight no more

When we met I was sure out to lunch

Now my empty cup tastes as sweet as the punch

Sweet as the punch, sweet as the punch

Sweet as the punch, sweet as the punch

*New Karaoke Song

((( MY OVERALL GOALS )))

((( THE SECRETS OF SUGAR )))

No need for any comments from me except to say:

It seems poisoning the masses for financial profit
is considered 'good business' by the government

UPDATE:

The more I watch the more I feel the need to comment

According to the documentary, even as the cigarette companies paid 'WHORE' scientists to provide scientific experiments in order to convince the masses that cigarettes were not addictive and actually good for you

the companies using sugar to addict the masses banded together and hired 'WHORE' scientists to provide "EVIDENCE" and discredit ANYONE who was saying that sugar was bad for people and making them sick

So, before you blindly believe ANY scientific investigations into ANYTHING first find out who is sponsoring the particular scientist

FIND OUT WHO THEIR PIMP IS!!!

The government can, obviously, easily find MANY whore scientists who will provide EVIDENCE and whatever else is needed to convince the masses of any lie they want you to believe

Go to 41:03 of the video and see the difference in the guy after just 3 weeks of healthier eating while lowering his sugar intake. The guy's eyes look clearer and he looks more alert. Before he looked like a typical dimwitted American type for whom I can count on to be careless, sloppy and dumb in all they do. At 41:03 I see hope for Americans. He's now headed in the right direction; a direction of greater awareness and less dimwitted moronic idiocy!!

They didn't mention whether or not that family stopped drinking unfiltered tap water. Interesting, for that should also have been included in their dietary change

I BELIEVE IT IS VERY, VERY IMPORTANT!!!!