((( THE HEALING OF MOTHER EARTH )))

I've been forced, by the Spirit, into a position where I am only truly happy when I am at my strongest. Anything less than my strongest always leaves me miserable. However, it seems no matter how strong I may become I'm never quite strong enough to reach my goal of total control of my health and life.

I dream of siphoning as much health from the Universe as possible, through my being, to heal my beloved Mother Earth. In a universe filled with possibly billions of galaxies there MUST be more than enough energy to totally heal my beloved Earth. She's a beautiful planet and deserves better than what She is getting from the human race.

I see no possibility of healing this planet without finding some way to eliminate all the troublemakers destroying the Earth. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM needs to be eliminated WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE for the Earth to truly prosper.

Gosh, Earth sure needs hungry aliens who find humans very tasty and Earth NEEDS LOTS OF THEM TODAY, IF NOT SOONER!!!

If people are going to keep mysteriously vanishing HOW ABOUT GETTING RID OF THE TROUBLEMAKERS FIRST, EH?

((( THE FIGHT FOR PLANET EARTH )))

There are no indications, I have found, 

that Jesus is greedy 

It is not in His nature to be greedy

I find it difficult to envision 

Jesus being eager to fight for this planet 

if He doesn't really want this planet

I KNOW I WOULDN'T WANT ANY PLANET

I WAS TORTURED AND CRUCIFIED ON,

BUT THAT'S JUST ME, RIGHT?

After all, there are 

more than enough planets to go around in a universe filled with possibly

BILLIONS OF GALAXIES!!!

You have to remember 

that when the Bible was created everyone was absolutely certain

this was the only planet in the universe with life

That erroneous belief is slowly being forced to change

and when the advanced UFO aliens make their presence openly known

that belief will be summarily tossed out the proverbial window

((( FOREVER!!! )))

So, what will happen if they say something like,

"Our Holy Books are older than yours and we know better than you about God!"

Considering all the wars fought over religion
humans would most certainly deserve them to say this
and then back it up with miraculous wonders!

Who is to say whether or not
the most significant miracles of the Bible
can be produced with advanced UFO technology?

((( THE MIGHTY QUINN )))

Come all without, come all within

You'll not see nothing like the mighty Quinn

Come all without, come all within

You'll not see nothing like the mighty Quinn

Everybody's building ships and boats

Some are building monuments, others are jotting down notes

Everybody's in despair, every girl and boy

But when Quinn the Eskimo gets here, everybody's gonna jump for joy

Come all without, come all within

You'll not see nothing like the mighty Quinn

I like to go just like the rest, I like my sugar sweet

But jumping queues and makin' haste, just ain't my cup of meat

Everyone's beneath the trees, feedin' pigeons on a limb

But when Quinn the Eskimo gets here, all the pigeons gonna run to him

Come all without, come all within

You'll not see nothing like the mighty Quinn

Come all without, come all within

You'll not see nothing like the mighty Quinn

Let me do what I wanna do, I can't decide 'em all

Just tell me where to put 'em and I'll tell you who to call

Nobody can get no sleep, there's someone on everyone's toes

But when Quinn the Eskimo gets here, everybody's gonna wanna doze

Come all without, come all within

You'll not see nothing like the mighty Quinn

Come all without, come all within

You'll not see nothing like the mighty Quinn

Come all without, come all within

You'll not see nothing like the mighty Quinn

Come all without, come all within

You'll not see nothing like the mighty Quinn

* New Karaoke Song

((( DO WAH DIDDY )))

There she was just walkin' down the street

Singin', "Do wah diddy, diddy, dum diddy do"

Snappin' her fingers and shufflin' her feet

Singin', "Do wah diddy diddy, dum diddy do"

She looked good, she looked fine

(Looked good, looked fine)

She looked good, she looked fine

And I nearly lost my mind

Before I knew it she was walkin' next to me

Singin', "Do wah diddy diddy, dum diddy do"

Holdin' my hand just as natural as can be

Singin', "Do wah diddy diddy, dum diddy do"

We walked on to my door

(Walked on, my door)

We walked on to my door

Then we kissed a little more

Whoa, oh

I knew we was falling in love

Yes, I did and so I told her

All the things, I'd been dreamin' of

Now we're together nearly every single day

Singin', "Do wah diddy diddy, dum diddy do"

We're so happy and that's how we're gonna stay

Singin', "Do wah diddy diddy, dum diddy do"

Well, I'm hers, she's mine

(I'm hers, she's mine)

I'm hers, she's mine

Wedding bells are gonna chime

Whoa, oh

I knew we was falling in love

Yes, I did and so I told her

All the things, I'd been dreamin' of

Now we're together nearly every single day

Singin', "Do wah diddy diddy, dum diddy do"

We're so happy and that's how we're gonna stay,

Singin', "Do wah diddy diddy, dum diddy do"

Well, I'm hers, she's mine

(I'm hers, she's mine)

I'm hers, she's mine

Wedding bells are gonna chime

Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh yeah

Do wah diddy diddy, dum diddy do, we'll sing it

Do wah diddy diddy, dum diddy do

Do wah diddy diddy, dum diddy do

* New Karaoke Song

((( I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW )))

I can see clearly now the rain is gone.

I can see all obstacles in my way.

Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind.

It's gonna be a bright (bright) bright (bright) sunshinin' day.

It's gonna be a bright (bright) bright (bright) sunshinin' day.

Oh yes, I can make it now the pain is gone.

All of the bad feelings have disappeared.

Here is the rainbow I've been praying for.

It's gonna be a bright (bright) bright (bright) sunshinin' day.

Look all around, there's nothing but blue skies.

Look straight ahead, there's nothing but blue skies. (Ies)

I can see clearly now the rain is gone.

I can see all obstacles in my way.

Here's the rainbow I've been praying for.

It's gonna be a bright (bright) bright (bright) sunshinin' day.

It's gonna be a bright (bright) bright (bright) sunshinin' day.

Real, real, real, real bright (bright) bright (bright) sunshinin' day.

Yeah, hey, it's gonna be a bright (bright) bright (bright) sunshinin' day.

*New Karaoke Song

((( TRUCKIN )))

Truckin' got my chips cashed in

Keep truckin', like the do-dah man

Together, more or less in line just keep truckin' on

Arrows of neon and flashing marquees out on Main Street

Chicago, New York, Detroit and it's all on the same street

Your typical city involved in a typical daydream

Hang it up and see what tomorrow brings

Dallas, got a soft machine

Houston, too close to New Orleans

New York got the ways and means

But just won't let you be, oh no

Most of the cats that you meet on the street speak of true love

Most of the time they're sittin' and cryin' at home

One of these days they know they better be goin'

Out of the door and down on the street all alone

Truckin', like the do-dah man

Once told me, "You've got to play your hand"

Sometimes your cards ain't worth a dime

If you don't lay 'em down

Sometimes the light's all shinin' on me

Other times I can barely see

Lately it occurs to me

What a long, strange trip it's been

What in the world ever became of sweet Jane?

She lost her sparkle, you know she isn't the same

Livin' on reds, vitamin C, and cocaine

All a friend can say is, "Ain't it a shame?"

Truckin', up to Buffalo

I been thinkin', you got to mellow slow

It takes time, you pick a place to go

And just keep truckin' on

Sittin' and starin' out of the hotel window

Got a tip they're gonna kick the door in again

I'd like to get some sleep before I travel

But if you got a warrant, I guess you're gonna come in

Busted, down on Bourbon Street

Set up, like a bowlin' pin

Knocked down, it gets to wearin' thin

They just won't let you be, no

You're sick of hangin' around and you'd like to travel

Get tired of travelin' and you want to settle down

I guess they can't revoke your soul for tryin'

Get out of the door and light out and look all around

Sometimes the light's all shinin' on me

Other times I can barely see

Lately it occurs to me

What a long, strange trip it's been

Truckin', I'm a goin' home

Whoa whoa baby, back where I belong

Back home, sit down and patch my bones

And get back truckin' on

Been there get back truckin' on

Been there get back truckin' on

Been there get back truckin' on

Get back truckin' on

Get back truckin' on

Get back truckin' on

Been there get back truckin' on

*New Karaoke & Guitar Song

((( DOBERHUAHUA )))

DOBERHUAHUA!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!