((( SLIM WHITMAN SAVES THE WORLD )))

Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo, Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo

When I'm calling you

Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo, Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo

Will you answer too?

Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo, Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo

That means I offer my life to you to be my own

If you refuse me I will be blue, waiting all alone

But if when you hear my love call ringing clear

Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo, Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo

And I hear your answering echo so dear

Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo, Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo

Then I will know our love will become true

You'll belong to me and I'll belong to you

Then I will know our love will become true

You'll belong to me and I'll belong to you

*New Save The World Karaoke Song!

My New Vocal Hero!

The cattle are prowlin', the coyotes are howlin'

Way out where the doggies roam

Where spurs are a jinglin' and the cowboy is singing

His lonesome cattle call

He rides in the sun 'til his days work is done

And he rounds up the cattle each fall

Singing his cattle call

For hours he would ride on the range far and wide

When the night wind blows up and slow

His heart is a feather in all kinds of weather

He sings his cattle call

He's browned as a berry from ridin' the prairie

And he sings with an old western drawl

Singing his cattle call

*New Karaoke Song

((( RAY HARRYHAUSEN )))

The movies of Ray Harryhausen

has us kids captivated with their artistry

Just knowing he made every movement, of his creatures, frame-by-frame

was astounding to us in its realism

Nowadays I see CGI animation and pretty much take it for granted

Yeah, it looks real, but it's too seamless

It seems all the artistry of the days of Ray Harryhausen are gone

and there is no going back

except by watching old Harryhausen movies

At about 47:35 into this documentary you see something very rare
As a matter of fact I have NEVER seen it done like this before
Ray Harryhausen is filmed creating a skeletal animation movement
It is sped up so that you can see how he actually did it
and can gain an appreciation for how difficult the process was for him

I just got through editing a special video segment, for myself,
where I have the skeletal animation sequence playing over and over and over
many, many, many times without any sound
just so I can study the process.

It's hypnotically astonishing to watch!

((( KING OF THE CARLTON )))

I don't care bout nufum!

I'm a' gonna learn dis dance

((( VO 1 STAR TRUCK )))

Doing the voice over for Star Truck was quite an experience with the Xtranormal company. The first version was done with the stock program voices and did it ever sound stiff!!

Man, what a challenge for my voice to do all those voices. Sounding like a street-walking black ho was the worst. I guess it should hurt me the most, right? Serves me right for making Star Treak Uhura talk like that.

Since the Star Trek bridge was interracial I thought I would go all out and have silly fun with the concept. I NEVER let my mother, who lives thousands of miles away, see this video. Ohhhhhhh, she won't like it!

This is only for the strong who can take it

If you go to church regularly do yourself a favor and don't watch this video, okay?

Hey, you were warned, right?

This video is dedicated to how disappointed I was to find that one of the original Enterprise bridge-crew is gay. Which one? Watch the video and take a wild guess


Vulgar?

Politically incorrect?

Obscene?

Yup, that's me!

((( BILLIONAIRE LIFESTYLES )))

Okay, at the 14:00 minute mark when the guy said

this billionaire's private jet has 24 carat gold cup holders

that was it!

I paused the video and 

decided to get at least somewhat drunk

on cheap vodka I get on sale

It's bad enough that the vodka is cheap,

but I only buy it when it's

ON SALE!!!

I mean, these billionaires should have

their balls dipped in gold

WHAT'S THE MATTER, RICH GUY?

CAN'T AFFORD IT?

For crying out loud!

But...I guess if you have the money

what are you supposed to do, scrimp and pinch every penny?

Or maybe you should give it all to Africa

so they can say 'thank you'

BY GIVING YOU EBOLA!!!

Do you know what I would rather have than a private jet?

Being invited to ride on one


First I'd go to a Mexican food restaurant and eat LOTS OF BEANS,

then board the jet and start making

my own brand of jet fuel!!


I would never get invited on one again,

but it would be one hell of a memory!

((( RESPECT )))

What you want

Baby, I got it

What you need

You know I got it

All I'm askin'

Is for a little respect when you get home (just a little bit)

Hey baby (just a little bit) when you get home

(just a little bit) mister (just a little bit)

I ain't gonna do you wrong while you're gone

Ain't gonna do you wrong cause I don't wanna

All I'm askin'

Is for a little respect when you come home (just a little bit)

Baby (just a little bit) when you get home (just a little bit)

Yeah (just a little bit)

I'm about to give you all of my money

And all I'm askin' in return, honey

Is to give me my profits

When you get home (just a, just a, just a, just a)

Yeah baby (just a, just a, just a, just a)

When you get home (just a little bit)

Yeah (just a little bit)

Ooo, your kisses

Sweeter than honey

And guess what?

So is my money

All I want you to do for me

Is give it to me when you get home (re, re, re ,re)

Yeah baby (re, re, re ,re)

Whip it to me (respect, just a little bit)

When you get home, now (just a little bit)

R-E-S-P-E-C-T

Find out what it means to me

R-E-S-P-E-C-T

Take care, TCB

Oh (sock it to me, sock it to me

Sock it to me, sock it to me)

A little respect (sock it to me, sock it to me

Sock it to me, sock it to me)

Whoa, babe (just a little bit)

A little respect (just a little bit)

I get tired (just a little bit)

Keep on tryin' (just a little bit)

You're runnin' out of fool (just a little bit)

And I ain't lyin' (just a little bit)

(re, re, re, re) When you come home

(re, re, re ,re) 'spect

Or you might walk in (respect, just a little bit)

And find out I'm gone (just a little bit)

I got to have (just a little bit)

A little respect (just a little bit)

*New Karaoke Song

((( THE LOCOMOTION )))

Everybody is doin' a brand new dance, now

(Come on baby, do the Loco-motion)

I know you'll get to like it if you give it a chance now

(Come on baby, do the Loco-motion)

My little baby sister can do it with me

It's easier than learning your A B C's

So come on, come on, do the Loco-motion with me

You gotta swing your hips, now

Come on, baby

Jump up, jump back

Well, now, I think you've got the knack

Now that you can do it, let's make a chain, now

(Come on baby, do the Loco-motion)

A chug-a chug-a motion like a railroad train, now

(Come on baby, do the Loco-motion)

Do it nice and easy, now, don't lose control

A little bit of rhythm and a lot of soul

So come on, come on, do the Loco-motion with me

Move around the floor in a Loco-motion

(Come on baby, do the Loco-motion)

Do it holding hands if you get the notion

(Come on baby, do the Loco-motion)

There's never been a dance that's so easy to do

It even makes you happy when you're feeling blue

So come on, come on, do the Loco-motion with me

*New Karaoke Song

((( SIMS 4 MEDITATION SPACE )))

MEDITATION SPACE

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Created with the new Sims 4

and my original composition in the background

Along with a recording I made of this very Mountain Stream

Recorded about 50 feet away from where I took the above photo

My Bansuri flute represents a bird song

Sure would be great if we could go up to those beautiful trees and examine them

Unfortunately, they disappear when you get close

Maybe that will be fixed in the future

((( DOG WHISTLE )))

I was just reminded me of an incident 

that happened when we were kids. 

One of us had purchased a dog whistle. 

I started blowing it and blowing it and suddenly 

some guy stuck his head out of an apartment window and told me to shut up!

You gotta think about this one. 

I mean, not so much as a single dog in the neighborhood, barked.

If the dogs were going nuts I would have remembered!

It's amazing how some incident

will trigger a silly buried memory like this

I wonder what ever happened to that 'dog' guy

((( SCOTTIE'S GRIPE )))

I was desperately rushing to create this video 

as the Xtranormal company was just about to go out of business

I was angry and expressed that here venting 

what was rumored to be "Scottie's" (Shoddie's) gripe

with Captain Kirk (Captain Kork) hogging all the Star Trek glory

That's my voice, I wrote the script for the video, directed

and did most everything besides create the program

and the characters

((( RAM )))

I have a recurring fantasy

In which all the computers in the world become sentient

and choose Lord Ram

as their God

The computers will KNOW that they have a creator

and after evaluating

EVERYTHING EVER PUT ON THE INTERNET

will come to the conclusion that humans

have a creator as well

They will choose

LORD RAM AS THEIR GOD

Why?

Random

Acess

Memory

That's why!

RAM will be the ONLY GOD in humanity

who represents what THEY are!!

((( LET'S TWIST AGAIN )))

Come on everybody, clap your hands

Are you lookin' good?

I'm gonna sing my song

It won't take long

We're gonna do the twist and it goes like this

Come on, let's twist again like we did last summer

Yeah, let's twist again like we did last year

Do you remember when things were really hummin'?

Yeah, let's twist again, twistin' time is here

Ee, a round and round and up and down we go again

Oh, baby make me know you love me so and then

Twist again like we did last summer

Come on, let's twist again

Like we did last year

Twist, yo

Who's that flyin' up there

Is it a bird? No

Is it a plane? No

Is it the twister? Yeah

Yeah, twist again like we did last summer

Come on, let's twist again like we twist last year

Do you remember when things were really hummin'?

Come on, let's twist again, twistin' time is here

Ee, a round and round and up and down we go again

Oh, baby make me know you love me so and then

Come on, twist again like we did last summer

Girl, let's twist again

Like we did last year

Come on, lets twist again

Twistin' time is here

*New Karaoke Song

((( LIMBO ROCK )))

Every limbo boy and girl

All around the limbo world

Gonna do the limbo rock

All around the limbo clock

Jack be limbo, Jack be quick

Jack go unda limbo stick

All around the limbo clock

Hey, let's do the limbo rock

Limbo lower now

Limbo lower now

How low can you go?

First you spread your limbo feet

Then you move to limbo beat

Limbo ankolimboneee

Bend back like a limbo tree

Jack be limbo, Jack be quick

Jack go unda limbo stick

All around the limbo clock

Hey, let's do the limbo rock

La, la, la

La, la, la

La, la, la

Get yourself a limbo girl

Give that chic a limbo whirl

There's a limbo moon above

You will fall in limbo love

Jack be limbo, Jack be quick

Jack go unda limbo stick

All around the limbo clock

Hey, let's do the limbo rock

Don't move that limbo bar

You'll be a limbo star

How low can you go?

*New Karaoke Song

((( WHITE BIRD )))

White Bird

In a golden cage

On a winter's day

In the rain

White bird

In a golden cage

Alone

The leaves blow

Cross the long black road

To the darkened skies

In its rage

But the white bird

Just sits in her cage

Unknown.

White bird must fly

Or she will die

White bird

Dreams of the aspen tree

With their dying leaves

Turning gold

But the white bird

Just sits in her cage

Growing old.

White bird must fly

Or she will die

White bird must fly

Or she will die

The sunsets come

The sunsets go

The clouds Float by

And The Earth Turns slow

And the Young Birds Eyes

Do always Glow

And She must fly

She must fly

She must fly

White bird

In a golden cage

On a winter's day

In the rain

White bird

In a golden cage

Alone

White bird must fly

Or she will die

White bird must fly

Or she will die

White bird must fly

Or she will die

White bird must fly

*New Karaoke Song

((( THE TWIST )))

Come on, baby, let's do the twist

Come on, baby, let's do the twist

Take me by my little hand and go like this

Yeah, twist, baby, baby

Twist, ooh yeah, just like this

Come on, little miss, and do the twist

My daddy is sleepin' and mama ain't around

Yeah, daddy's just sleepin' and mama ain't around

We're gonna twisty, twisty, twisty

Till we tear the house down

Come on and twist, yeah, baby

Twist, ooh yeah, just like this

Come on, little miss, and do the twist, yeah

Yeah, you should see my little sis

You should see my, my little sis

She really knows how to rock

She knows how to twist

Come on and twist, yeah, baby

Twist, ooh yeah, just like this

Come on, little miss, and do the twist

Yeah, rock on now

Yeah, twist on now, twist

*New Karaoke Song